What will the above user be arrested for?

[Red Hood]

Bolshevism

 

[Army Burger]

Bolshevism

Watching people sleep at night

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Letting your eagle/fat black guy chimera monster loose in a densely populated area

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Revealed to be a poster on kiwifarms.net

 

[Army Burger]

Revealed to be a poster on kiwifarms.net

Discrimination against weebs

 

[Red Hood]

Selling counterfeit big macs to the Army.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Necrophilia

 

[Army Burger]

Assaulting someone with poop

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Pooping someone with assault

 

[WC 027]

Giving your dirty dick a good run down Barron Trump's :autism: asshole

 

[Ol' Puss]

Posing without a license.

 

[Army Burger]

being a pedophile

 

[Doseferatu]

being a pedophile

Indecent exposure and public intoxication.

 

[jewelry investor]

Indecent exposure and public intoxication.

being high on bath salts

 

[Army Burger]

Being a Jew

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Wrong place at the wrong time

 

[Somar]

Starting a disease.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Not telling numerous sexual partners they have HIV before having unprotected sex at the furry convention.

 

[Shiversblood]

Arrested for following a young black boy at night and then pulling out a pistol and SHOOT THE BLACK BOY TO DEATH JUST BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN, and the black child was unarmed, and only had a pack of skittles and a can of arizona ice tea he had just recently purchased from the gas station.

 

[jewelry investor]

Slander