What would you do if Null showed up at your house?

[Xarpho]

I mean, assuming that he's on good terms and not brandishing a shotgun to make sure you stay banned.

 

[Retink]

I was going to say offer him gay sex but just offering him dinner like the rest of you is probably more reasonable.

 

[Mediocre]

Ask him if he's going to dox me on his cyberbullying forum.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Show him all the cool stuff in my house I bought with fiat currency, so he can call me niggercattle IRL like he did in that crypto cope thread last week.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Assume he's finally turned glownigger and immediately start looking for black vans.

 

[Hambubger]

Take him to a ssbbw night at the hut with Tommy

 

[I am vomit]

Put him to work in the fields.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

offer him the finest cuisine I have at home (dog chow and taint water) then show him the real life sized Himmler sex doll

 

[Cool Dog]

I would probably start running because if he's on my neck of the woods at the literal end of the planet that mans he's running from every alphabet agency combined and we're about to get drone'd

 

[Termina]

I'd say, "I'm happy you came erver." Then I'd give him 8 liters of coke zero.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Stand my ground.

 

[cypocryphy]

We'd listen to The Smiths and cry together.

 

[The Last Stand]

Self defence situation

Call the police. You KNOW he has a bone to pick with me.

 

[Doxmatix]

Hide my feet

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Get the fuck out of there like a bat outta hell.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Honestly I'd kinda want to interview Jersh. Guy has lived an interesting life and if I could shadow write a book about it I think it'd be an interesting read.

 

[SCSI]

Get some pizza, mix some tiki drinks (sans roofies, I'm not a redditor), and put out the lawn chairs so we could watch the birds together. It's baby bird season, so there's plenty of cute, slightly-derpy antics to spectate, and the weather's great. It'd be nice.

 

[Dona Morte]

Friendly dinner on me.

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

Give him some cash money for sure.
Too normie to invest in crypto.

 

[R00T]

take him to a bar and ask for his life story. i'd even offer to pay.

 

[April1st]

Tell him to get off my lawn.