What would you do if you "had the money"?

[trailcamwhore]

Fancy music studio for weirdos who can't afford it, world's largest whorehouse for me.

 

[Apochrypha]

I would hoard all my money like I do now. And maybe donate to the farms a bit.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

meme answer: build a giant, 50 foot wall separating me from my neighbor carl that fuckwit whose dog shits in my fuckin yard and he wont pick it up

real answer: buy high end pc parts and fund my own game studio to make the games i want to play solely for me and no one else because fuck you

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Turn it into Fuck You money.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Turn it into Fuck You money.

but @FuckYou will return from his grave to couch cuck you

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

but @FuckYou will return from his grave to couch cuck you

I paid that nigga off already. We good.

 

[Double Dee]

Meme answer: run for POTUS and see what could happen. No clue who'd I'd consider for VP, though.

Actual answer: buy a house, fix it up, and otherwise take it easy. Probably invest some, as well.

 

[TheRedChair]

Myself? Continue to live my middle class lifestyle as just smile at everyone else working themselves to death for "DA MAN...
OH!!! I forgot... I already do that already.

 

[NoReturn]

Guys I'm nominating @TheRedChair as our unofficial Boomer-Dad.

 

[BelUwUga]

Are we talking like, infinite money, or within what could possibly (if optimistically) actually be acquired? If we're talking infinite money I would probably outright purchase outfits like Mammoet and Smit which are marine heavy-lift/salvage/construction companies. Some of their fleets at work:

To be more practical I guess I would want to operate a competitor to them with my own fleet. The eventual angle would be to create/maintain platforms in international jurisdiction where I can channel my inner Cave Johnson and indulge my megalomania.

 

[Kheapathic]

Return to the family land, restart the farm, buy an Eastern European wife, have kids, and be a more stable Uncle Ted. The only thing I'm unsure of is if the house would be in the style of a Medieval Castle or Roman Villa. I'd also start a college scholarship fund strictly for white kids, and violate FHA law and help white families move into homes, fuck the banks.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I'd buy a couple dozen homes in various vacation spots, and then travel around to them in a private plane. I'd bring a private chef, a masseuse, a maid and a dog walker.

Then I'd just live a lazy, luxury travel life while still staying in my own properties. Fuck hotels.

 

[soygoyofacuck]

Pay Ethan Ralph a million dollars to fight PPP shirtless at some massive arena

 

[Hepativore]

I would like to move to the Traverse City area of Michigan, and start my own trees and perennials plant nursery. I would live on the grounds, but I would like my mansion to be something like a Middle-Eastern style palace that you see in Arabian Nights-style fantasy or some of the more elaborate structures that exist in real-life. There is something cool about onion domes.

Also, instead if a yacht, I would be perfectly content with a large, Hindenburg a style airship. While it might not be as fast as a private jet, you could go anywhere in the world you wanted, and since you could put in a kitchen, theater room, etc. what would be the hurry?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

pay people to gangstalk schizos, just for the fun of it.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

A modest stone cottage like pic related innawoods. And beneath it an underground complex with a nice library.
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Pretty much this except I'd also have a farm. A nice garden, some goats, chickens, maybe a couple cows. A couple cats to keep the rats and mice in check and a dog to keep me company while I'm innawoods. I'd buy as much woodland as possible and leave it untouched sort of like a nature preserve.

 

[draggs]

Live fast, die young, and leave a good lookin corpse

But really a medium-big house in the woods, and smoke even more weed than I do now

 

[Retink]

Pay Ethan Ralph a million dollars to fight PPP shirtless at some massive arena

You could probably get him to do that for under 100k$, then you could pay PPP several times that but make him keep it a secret so that only after he beats Ralph he can rub it in that he got paid way more. Also you can start with a set number in mind, not tell anyone what it is, and for every dollar you can get Ralph down on after asking him what he'd do it for, you give that dollar to PPP for extra amusement down the road when it's revealed.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Tranny MMA, where I pay them to beat the shit out of each other.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

live off-grid in a little cabin and pick flowers