What would you do if you "had the money"?

I'd pump and dump some random shitcoin with the help of Elon Musk "bots". Actually, perhaps spending some money for actual Twitter bots to spam Elon Musk with the particular shitcoin would be how you attract the attention of his fanboys.
Inshallah Elon himself falls for it as well and then loses lots of money.

I hope that's how it would work...chances are I'm a nigger retard in that regard as well, so who knows...
 
I would buy a working and in mint-condition MG42 but get an engineer or other kind of tech professional (probably @#KillAllPedos) so that instead of firing 8mm Mauser at a 1,200 rounds per minute it would play a soundclip of Mr. Metokur saying "GUNT!" at a rate of 1,200 sound clips per minute- then I would activate the device outside Ethan Ralph's crackshack at 3:00 AM every night for a month
 
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You could probably get him to do that for under 100k$, then you could pay PPP several times that but make him keep it a secret so that only after he beats Ralph he can rub it in that he got paid way more. Also you can start with a set number in mind, not tell anyone what it is, and for every dollar you can get Ralph down on after asking him what he'd do it for, you give that dollar to PPP for extra amusement down the road when it's revealed.
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Definitely a good thought.

However, PPP might just make as much or more than Ralph simply through all the content provided by million dollar Ralph's shenanigans. Only barrier would be Ralph's inevitable demise through heart attack, overdose, or assassination by some Portuguese syndicate looking for his new overflowing man purse.
 
Now there are some people in here who have question about my belief on planning for the future.

This is a perfect example of learning how things work in the economy.
NOTE: when I look at the media I will listen for those little tidbits of information that I can use to plan for the near future.

At the 6 minute 32 of this Fox news video I get this important information about the incoming Farm price increases that are happening now which will affect the harvest, which will bring up pricing for food stuffs during the fall/winter months. I've already got 4 to 6 months of food available to me and am thinking of getting another chest freezer.

When the Ukraine war started I immediately filled my cars and gas containers.
Because of the rise of energy I preplanned on how and what gets heated. When I buy gas I a fixed amount of dollars and most importantly I PLAN MY ROUTES when I need to go out. This helps save on gas.

These are just a few examples that you can do yourself.
Be vigilant with your news gathering.
Be diligent in your efforts in staying ahead.
Always have money at hand for emergencies.
Always live within your means.


I am going to power level a bit. I think it is time to show you people the money I have on hand for those immediate things that I might need right now. I got this money on hand is because I live within my means via living a middle class life style, (instead of living in a gated community for an example) I am very comfortable with.

I do not have a fancy car. I do not have a fancy phone. I really live a middle class life style. I really live within my means. Because of this I am able to save money and make investments through out my life. This is to show you that I did indeed planned ahead and am ready for the recession

Anyhow this my on hand emergency money. The amount of course changes month to month. Sometimes it is higher and sometimes it is lower. Sometimes I don't need that much and I put it in the bank. But I always have a certain amount of money on hand in case of emergencies.


This picture is only shown that yes... what I have said about learning to save and manage your money and your life goes hand to hand. The picture is here only to show that my words have been true.

That anyone can make it if believe in themselves. Anyone can make it if they live within their means. That I have money on hand for emergencies and I did this by saving money and living within my means.

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My next picture is my non leaving bread I still make... It is to remind me of the hard times I went through.
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This will last me in the freezer for a year. I take one out, hack it up and use it making a soup dumpling or a heavy stew. It is very filling which it needed during times of hunger.


Now that is over with... my fellow Kiwi's... IMHO you got 60 days before the prices on just about everything are really going to start hurting people.

And I could be completely wrong on my assessment. But you know what I would rather be wrong and have that extra food/savings than be right and be in a bad situation.

Are you ready for what is coming down in a few months?

Are you ready for it?
 
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Use bribery to become the dictator of a 3rd world country, then use my knowledge and money to actually improve the lives of the citizens.

Also would like to start a car company to make cars that I like. Either design my own or license existing models. If I go the licensing route, build cars like the Jaguar XJ6, or classic muscle cars, or E30 BMWs. Maybe the original Jeep Grand Wagoneer too. But I would modify the designs to fix all the flaws of the originals so they are mechanically reliable and safe in a crash.
 
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Might seem stupid but try to revive an old Ghost Town
re install basic things like electricity, water, and road infrastructure
Rebuild old homes and business and sell them at a discount, bonus points if it had a old main street that can be revived
See if there's anything that can be turned into a small little tourist attraction
Maybe even try and install good broadband in the towns center

I realize this sounds like trying to make a compound for a cult but its largely based on putting in too many hours on games like city skylines and civ and knowledge that there's a few old mining town where able to have second winds after the mines closed and everyone though they where going to be abandoned.
 
I'd run a small kebab shop that doesn't really get that much business but suspiciously always stays open. I'd wiretap the FUCK out of it so it'd be a honeypot for anyone who comes to see what's going on. I'd also modify it a lot so there's a secret underground facility filled with servers (they don't have to be doing anything) so if any employee accidentally finds a way in, they'll be spooked.
 
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30 acres with a stream and a house and a lot of guns.
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For me, I'd get a pool and a Jacuzzi and just chill. Preferably up north. But then that would mean having one or both indoors. Or live down south and have it ready year round. Also a gig fiber connection is a must.
 
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