What would you do if you were God?

Silly Voices said:
I’d turn white supremacists into nig nog’s

For shits and giggles ofc
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Would probably end up with them getting an understanding of racial prejudice from a black perspective.

Or we'd get more people like Candance Owens and Brian Logan
 
Just watch and laugh like we do here except I could slap the fuckers around after they died and could make fun of the atheists. Beyond that just make sure I don’t break the NAP and we good homie.
 
I would remake the entire world in my image. A world where all must fear the worst consequence, absolute destruction on the spot. No exceptions, no second chances. All shall fear God's name.
 
Are we talking full powers God God? Like, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent? Knowing everything, having the power to do anything, and being everywhere all at once?

I guess I'd just do.... everything? I suppose I'd have a much better idea of what to do once I knew absolutely everything ever. But then I suppose I'd have already done it, as I assume omnipresence includes all places in time. So... I guess we know what I'd do if I became God, I'd create this exact universe apparently. Because if I ever am god, I always was. I'm interested to find out what I was thinking with that garden of eve thing, really seemed like a setup if I ever saw one.

If we're going Jim Carrey version, I guess I'd pause time and mess with people, shoot hadoukens for fun... make people be cool and shit. Make myself permanently in complete bliss? I guess I should share the wealth at that point though, so bliss for everyone. Even the shitty people, because I'd unshittify them. Unless we're also taking the "free will" clause from that movie. Then it's just the stuff that isn't making other people good and happy.
 
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You wouldn't want to be God. If you were, human perception, human life, human consciousness would become little more than a static figurine by comparison to your own God state. The world and all the universe would become as malleable as clay itself, you could change anything, make anything, alter anything... but from your God state it would all just be clay. The human condition would become no more than a collection of rocks, some brightly colored, some more sparkly than others, but rocks nonetheless.

It's a lot like video games. You can use God level codes in video games to give your character unlimited everything, but then the game becomes rather worthless. You can breeze through it without any effort at all and while the story might be good, the struggle is lost entirely. And without the struggle the story is just that... a story, it's not something you had to work for, not something you had to earn or fight for.

Basically, being God is pointless.

Now, if you want to talk about limited God level powers, that might be interesting. The difference between instantly leveling to 99 and a code that gives 4x experience let's say. In human terms that might equate to giving yourself 4 times the average life span let's say, or giving yourself nearly unlimited intellectual or creative capacity while still have all the other inherent limitations of the species.
 
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Sword Fighter Super said:
Why do you think God created life? It's like the ultimate TV show.

That's what I'd do. Be like Doctor Manhattan and hang around for a bit before I get bored and go create life on a another planet.
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Yes, but the life you create will after a time be able to create life itself. And so it goes.

I love learning new things, but after a thousand years, I would just be some husk staring at words.

Everything would just become a dream, or maybe our reality.
 
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If you truly had the power of God you could experience everything there is to experience an infinite number of times and in an infinite number of ways and you could do so in a single instant. At which point, the only thing not done, the only thing left to do... is not exist. So if something ever achieves a true state of Godhood they either cease to be in the same exact instant... or they have to forcibly limit their own power to give themselves some semblance of purpose/meaning.
 
destroy the patriarchy because at this point only god can do that
and make bara men real
 
Okay, let's say I can keep my human survival instincts which create most decisions in my brain (because I woke up and be a god) and got limitless ability IF I want to have them. So I'm still all powerful, all knowledgeable but only if it fits me. The amazing power to have no power.

So, I still want to be driven by my own human survival focused mind, or everything else and all further decisions wouldn't be really mine anymore.

At first, nobody knows I have these powers but as soon as I perform a "miracle" they would give their own gods the credit. So I would plant in the knowledge of the new Wurstbrot-god in everyone's mind, even the unborn.
Then get rid of all viruses, diseases, cancer and so on. But because other mechanisms in nature need some of this bullshit, I just say NO. And so they don't need it anymore.

Then I print in the moon face of Majors Mask in our moon, fly of into space for an awesome adventure, discover cool things and leave mankind alone. For a few hundred years.

If they are still unbearable, not my fault!
 
I'd try to create an overall better world the best i could. Also I'd make Mothman real because why the hell not
 
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