What's the most normie NPC quote you can think of?

[Bugman's Burden]

My answer: "I only watch the Superbowl for the commercials."

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

"I think we can all agree both sides are wrong here"
"Doesn't matter if it's left or right..."
"White people amirite?"
"I used to fuck with this artist but I don't know if I can after they..."

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Some retarded bullshit from the shows The Office, Friends, or anything Jim Carrey starred in.

 

[Arthur_Schopenhauer]

You must eat this disgusting shitty food and kiss my arse for cooking it, didn't you know that there are kids in senegal dying of hunger you ungrateful animal!
- (mothers all around the planet)

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

"Nice weather today..."

 

[The Legend 27]

"Video games aren't fun anymore" - morons who only play the same games over and over and rarely try anything new

 

[Mad_Dog]

"As a..."

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

"Achchullay"
"You can't just..."
"Yikes"

Whatever... I just think it's funny that-

 

[Unicorn Fairie]

"Not all blacks are like that!" or other such remarks criticizing your intentionally generalized statement for being generalized.

 

[Chao Garden]

"I listen to everything except country and rap"

 

[Mad_Dog]

"You sweet summer child"

 

[Spiny Rumples]

"How are you today?"
*beep*
"Are you a rewards member?"

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

There's only one race. The human race

That's called a species sweetheart.

"The homeless are people who were just dealt a bad hand. You shouldn't be so harsh on them, give them a chance. How would you feel if it was you?"

Imagine not being born in the projects where people are selling drugs and the education you get is so subpar. Imagine being born into homelessness by another homeless person.
That quote is a fact, as much of a fact as "taxation is theft".

OFC a good portion of them would live normal lives, but are just severely mentally ill or excessively rebellious and end up homeless or working as a wage slave because they dropped out, but the point being it's not a retarded NPC statement as much as it is a fact.

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Also, "I'm not like the other girls"

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you wanna go outside

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Live. Love. Laugh.

 

[Arthur_Schopenhauer]

Hegel's tomb should not be vandalized with shit.
- h*gelians and normies
Alcohol is not bad.
-normies and slavs
If you do bad things you will go to hell and satan will fuck your ass you mongoloid animal
-mothers all around the planet and many normies when they see bad people.
Slave morality is le good.
-NPC
Totally unregulated market will solve all problems
- people who don't know shit about economics (monopolies, externalities...)
A planned economy does not sound bad in practice
-people who don't know shit about economics
Kids should be educated by their parents in whatever way they decide and the state should not intervene
-people who don't know about trans kids, fundamentalists, cultists or plain abusive parents
The state should educate the kids in whatever way they see fit, no matter the parent's opinions
-people who don't know what the words "propaganda" and "tyrany" are
Both sides bad
- normies
My side good
-also normies
You cannot steal those ducks from the pond!!!!!
-normies

 

[WSPWSPWSPWSP]

"Who hurt you?"

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone is obssesed with death.

 

[Moon Pie]

"Everything happens for a reason."

 

[Van Darkholme]

"Not all muslims..."

 

[KirinMañoso]

When you discuss politics:
“I am not of any party.”