What's the most normie NPC quote you can think of?

[Bugman's Burden]

My answer: "I only watch the Superbowl for the commercials."

 

[Black Spruce]

"Think positively."

Bitch, we'd be still in the caves if we did that.

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

I don’t understand transgenders but I support them

 

[pollution jim]

any george carlin quote, or anything like a george carlin quote

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

“We’re all human”

 

[SteinserGate]

Um, [1 sentence], andddd, [insert 1/2 of sentence]. ummmm, [insert run-on sentence], yeah.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

"It is what it is" - means nothing and indicates to me the speaker is so simple they can't properly articulate a more complex thought.

 

[Beastie]

"It is what it is." said everyone ever who hated their life.

 

[Chudborean]

>just let people enjoy things

 

[PunkinMan]

Anyone who quotes mark twain.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

*news about a minority doing something bad comes up*

(unprompted): "They're not all like that!"

They do the same thing with pitbulls.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

"How does this affect you though?"

Said by morons who can't see further than their phone screen.

 

[One Sixth Native American]

Anything with “stolen lands”. It’s such performative bullshit.

Niggers of all levels of dark stole land from each other until far superior whites ended the chaos. I wish European conquerors had taken the biblical approach to war when conquering these savages.

 

[Mac Monster]

"We're just trying to exist." Usually said by some disgusting faggot or troon.

 

[Sunday School Dropout]

"Different strokes for different folks"

 

[Shockwave]

Using these emojis unironically and repeatedly: or , any generic person emoji, like this one and any monkey head too .

Besides, you know there’s no thought behind their head other than a generated script when they comment emojis below Instagram posts and nothing else. ​

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

"What gives you the right to criticize how I spend my money?"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"gay people are ok"

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I stand with [insert trendy cause here]

 

[Soyjak People]

"Just be yourself!"

 

[ZealotCrustacean101]

"Lil bro thinks he can..."
"Blud really thought he could..."
"I don't care"
"Why do modern [X] suck now?"