What's the most normie NPC quote you can think of?

[Bugman's Burden]

My answer: "I only watch the Superbowl for the commercials."

 

[The Secret Sauce]

MundaneMatt dropped a line one time that I think of every time the NPC phenomenon is brought up. "I believe in a woman's right to choose, however, abortion is murder."
NIGGER just be quiet about politics or say "I'm undecided" if you're too hopelessly fluoridated to do anything but repeat each side's slogan as if it's your own opinion.

 

[dick brain]

"[my/your/his/her] truth"

"We're just trying to exist." Usually said by some disgusting faggot or troon.

Tell them you sympathize with their desire to secure the existence of their race and a future for their children. They'll either chimp out or be too dumb to get it, either way it's funny.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Calling people NPC’s.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

"PAM PA RAM PAM PAM PA RAM"

 

[Paradox Mystic]

"I hate this job." - Said while doing the shittiest part of the job.

 

[Doublefrag]

Trans rights are human rights.
Let people enjoy things.
Don't yuck someone else's yums.
It's called being a decent human being.

 

[Shine-369]

“Just out here livin the dream” Says the guy asking for spare change.