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she says she was supposed to go swimeen with becky's family but then she got sick. she almost definitely forbade becky to go without amber. fun glimpse of your future, becky. taking care of a bedbound Amber and not allowed to see other friends and family.
 
That must of been really uncomfortable sitting in wet clothes for 2-3 hours. And if Becky and the fags changed then there was a place to change. Even with the blanket wrapped around her the car seat would still get wet. Her always forgetting to pack a change of clothes.... makes you wonder if it's so hard for her to even just change her pants does she just pee and shit in the lake?

Poor Twinkie looked so fat and plus the long nails.
 
Ah so now she's figured out how to make herself ill from swimming (common sense for the rest of us, but our gorl is a little slow sometimes) I guess that's the end of it?

I can imagine it now - "hey guize the reason I haven't been swimeen because I've gotten really ill like gorl."
 
'i got so many dick pics'

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She's never going to use that fucking planner. Her "exercise" is walking further from the car to her next meal, and occasionally walking around her living room. What made her think she needed a fitness planner at 500lbs?

Also, she got sick because her immune system is trashed, not because she was wet or cold. That's an old wives tale, but a perfect excuse for her to stop swimming
 
She bought scale stickers, I hope she also bought some egg roll, sushi, and rice stickers, chili stickers, an expansion pack of "free day" stickers, non-scale victory stickers, binge stickers, and bed stickers. It didn't come with shower or cleaning stickers so she don't gotta do that.

That planner is so stupid, like what's she got to plan? Like, literally nothing.

Someone should create an Amberlynn-style journal with food stickers and water stickers and goalz pages and sell it at Spencer's as a joke gift.

She's like a child who needs a chore chart and sticker incentives, regressing back to her days of living in the orphanage.
 
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Imagine the last time you got all your clothes wet, like after riding a log jam ride at an amusement park or you got caught in a terrible downpour. Wet clothes are hard to get out of, especially when they are knits, like leggings. Imagine being 500 pounds and trying to get out of wet clothes. Imagine having Amber's legs and needing to get wet lycra/spandex/cotton blends off of them. It would have taken her forever to accomplish and would have needed a lot of room. Factor in how exhausting it is to do anything, even standing still, when as fat as Amber and that's why she sat in wet clothes for hours. There is also the grim possibility that she doesn't have anything else to wear.

She's teetering on the outer edges of basic human competence and she really is teetering. It's obvious what one little injury will do to her, or one bout of pneumonia. But just living without sickness or injury is winding down for her. Every ten additional pounds removes the capacity to do basic things, like shower, change clothes without assistance, sleep lying down, standing up long enough to wash a dish, get in and out of a car. Or remove her clothes when she gets wet.

I've been thinking back to Amber when she was with Dustin. She still dressed as well as she could, she put up a pretense of having interests, her hair was cleaner, her wardrobe varied though ridiculous at times. Dustin is a tubby little player but she is lively and enjoys life and had no intentions of ordering his life around feeding times. We had little hints of what was to come - I've always thought she quit her job because it was too hard for her to dress well each morning, delay eating until break times and was unable to use the office toilets - but Dustin went to movies, wanted to travel and do fun things, and was not content to drive Amber from one buffet to the next and sit alone in movies while Amber binged in the adjacent theater. Becky is such a lump and has let Amber run over her and Amber doesn't realize that having such a listless and compliant partner is why she is going to be immobile by this time next year, if it takes that long.
 
She sat in wet clothes for 3 hours? Who else is willing to bet she has a UTI?

Why would you open a snapchat video IN PUBLIC?! You idiot. You're just as bad as Arab Andy.

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She woke up to a "wonderaful package"?! I thought you just said you were sick of those.

"Strong is the new skinny?!" WTF does that even mean?

"Gorl, you can do this"
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Is Amber into scrapbooking? Considering she's a boring fat while girl, I'm guessing that's a safe bet.

I'll bet she felt so good about getting that fitness planner that she deiced to celebrate with a quart of ice cream.

Good work, Amber.
 
Amber shares everything she buys. We never see her showing off new leggings. She continues to wear that one pair with the hole in the back.
Therefore, we can deduce Amber has no other pants. Amber didn’t change because she has nothing to change in TO. Just like how she “forgot” a change of clothes every other time.
Gorl. Buy some new laygeens. I watch My 600lb life, I know you can find more in your size.
 
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How accustomed has Amber grown to feeling grimy and uncomfortable that she can sit in smelly, dirty, wet clothes sodden with lake water for a full two hours and not think anything of it? :horrifying:
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After this video, her "GIRLS NIGHT OUT! HOTEL LIVIN'" came up in my suggested. I can't link it from here, but take a look at how much more of a fuck she gave. Since the time that AL forced Becky to drive to that mall, only to leave with a sample of her foundation, she has never ordered the foundation online or returned to the store *any* store to buy make-up, or you know she would have shown us her "full-face" for these recent family events. i.e., the graduation (and wasn't there a wedding too within the last couple of weeks)? Can you imagine being a graduation party guest and your relative Beck's strolls in with a brown-ringed, greasy pig-eyed Quasimodo? At least when she puts that far-too-pale foundation on and flat-irons her hair, she looks like there's a chance that she showered on that day :0/
 
She'll be lucky if she doesn't develop a yeast infection from being in wet pants and/or panties for hours on end. Thats a problem even normal sized women risk when they take too long to change and shower off.

I imagine any unmaintained folds also just saw the yeast and irritation factor go up as well.
 
Which will give out first, the bra? Or the pants?

And when the pants do give out, will she cut them off and DIY them into a cute pair of cut-offs for Becky's eyes only or underwear?
 
She looks ill. Everyone of us can see it. But hey all her blood work came back fine so wtf do we know? We just hayderz.
 
No matter how many diet trinkets she buys it's not going to help her. The issue is mental - not visual. I'd take her 'weight loss journey' more seriously if she actually went to a shrink on a weekly basis.
 
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Amber shares everything she buys. We never see her showing off new leggings. She continues to wear that one pair with the hole in the back.
Therefore, we can deduce Amber has no other pants. Amber didn’t change because she has nothing to change in TO. Just like how she “forgot” a change of clothes every other time.
Gorl. Buy some new laygeens. I watch My 600lb life, I know you can find more in your size.
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She said she buys those leggings at Walmart. I though she said she had around 6 pairs...she also said she has 6 of the same exact bra. hmmm... Of course she's being honest with us all.
 
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