Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

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Fireflies by Owl City - a smooth-groined work of geek whimsy, so sexually anaemic that it makes the soyboy smile resemble the barred teeth of an alpha male chimpanzee, the moment before he tears both arms out of your sockets in a display of dominance.

I am convinced that this song is partly responsible for the global decline in testosterone levels. It wasn't chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay. It was Adam Young's shitty music.
 
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Weeb Slinger said:
Fireflies by Owl City - a smooth-groined work of geek whimsy, so sexually anaemic that it makes the soyboy smile resemble the barred teeth of an alpha male chimpanzee, the moment before he tears both arms out of your sockets in a display of dominance.

I am convinced that this song is partly responsible for the global decline in testosterone levels. It wasn't chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay. It was Adam Young's shitty music.
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This is what happens when you give a self-diagnosed autist a #1 hit song.
 
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I always hate "what x is the most y" questions because I can rarely think of an answer I'm satisfied with in a reasonable amount of time, but OP ignored his prompt and just made a list so I will too:

We Are Family - Sister Sledge Corny
Family movie worst of motown cheese music. This song is the end credit music for cheaper by the dozen, a movie that would always be played in this VHS TV combo thing my family would take on road trips. Any time I hear this song I think of sitting in the back of the family car wanting to not be on a road trip and hating the movie cheaper by the dozen.
Love Shack - B52s
hate the guy's goofy way of speaking/singing. There's a term for that way of singing that I can't remember it.
Because the Night-Natalie Merchant
A lot of people probably won't know this song but my mom used to love it when it was on the radio a lot and holy fuck I hate it and have always hated it. That my mom listened to it so often solidified and refined my hatred into hatred diamonds.
Locomotion-
Not going to give this song any respect by looking up who made it, it's the one that says "come on baby, do the locomotion". Another song that I really can't even describe why I hate. It's corny, I hate the train theme, I hate the horns, I hate the melody. I hate this song.

I will probably come back to this thread as there are a lot of songs that I hate.
 
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Don't remember the name, but I think it was something by the Offspring - basically it was some song about a guy whining like a complete manbaby about being regularly cucked by his girlfriend with "friends" of his, but not having the balls to break up with her (or get new friends).

Also, anything by Nicki Minaj is annoyingly bad - sounds like someone having an epileptic seizure, not to mention that it's usually totally degenerate but still marketed to children because "sex cells", and you can't expect any more from "corporate" media that markets cigarettes and other vices to children as well.
 
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Journey - Don't stop believing, the shitty bar that didn't check ID's used to play it at closing time and I've spent too many nights in a puddle of my own vomit with that song stuck in my head.
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LMAO, same here. When I just old enough to drink, the local dive bar in our town would always attract obnoxious basic bitch sorority girls who would always sing that fucking song at karaoke or they'd play it on the juke box and sing along in unison drunkenly.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Don't remember the name, but I think it was something by the Offspring - basically it was some song about a guy whining like a complete manbaby about being regularly cucked by his girlfriend with "friends" of his, but not having the balls to break up with her (or get new friends).
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Sounds like Self Esteem.
 
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Why did the early 2010s treat this duo as if they were Gods?
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That's what's strange...no one knew who they actually were. You can't tell me no one outside of the scummiest club banger knew who the hell LMFAO were, or any of their songs other than Party Rock Anthem or Sexy and I Know It.

They just loved to see their white friends dance like idiots, so radio stations just gave in.
 
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