Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

[Phimosis Jonisis]

I really hate bladee, I seriously don't understand how he's some zoomer popstar

 

[Absolutego]

This song is mediocre at the very best, but it's still better than My Hump, the biggest piece of shit they're ever shat.

People at least seemed to recognize My Hump was shit though, I didn't hear it a lot at parties, most of my exposure to it was memes.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Could have done without Black Eyed Peas playing between each load screen.

 

[glass_houses]

dOnt GO chASinG waTERfaLLS PLeasE StiCK tO thE rivERs aND tHE laKeS thaT yOU're uSEd To

THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

It's nonsensical, brainless and dumb. And don't get me started on the frog-voiced Negresses croaking and cracking and struggling to hit more than three notes throughout the entire tortuous arrangement of noise that they euphemistically call a 'song'. Lyrically, vocally, instrumentally, the entire thing is poison.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

I'm sure it has been said before and will be said again, but "Capone - Oh No" which was popularized and overused on TikTok makes me seethe as hard as troons do when confronted with reality. No joke, no sound agitates me more than that fucking loop that has been burned into my ears thanks to my roommate who spent all goddamn day on TikTok, watching the same shit ten times each and playing it at full volume

 

[Kulee Baba]

MacArthur Park. I can't stand that song one bit.

To me MacArthur Park falls into the so bad it's good territory. When Richard Harris belts out "Ohhhhh Nooooo" I just laugh.

Also this over a damn green cake.

 

[Captain Syrup]

this over a damn green cake.

But I don't think he can save it, cause it took so long to bake it, and he'll never have that recipe again!

I guess the drugs were kicking in.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm sure it has been said before and will be said again, but "Capone - Oh No" which was popularized and overused on TikTok makes me seethe as hard as troons do when confronted with reality. No joke, no sound agitates me more than that fucking loop that has been burned into my ears thanks to my roommate who spent all goddamn day on TikTok, watching the same shit ten times each and playing it at full volume

You know, I didn't know that the 'oh no' loop was from an actual song. I've just been to check it out and...

...fuck me, it's utterly feral. The song in its entirety is even worse than the loop. How is that even possible?

 

[Squirrelcop]

Theres an entire subgenre I fucking hate: its when people take a song that is incredibly catchy and danceworthy but has amazingly sad lyrics and works in the most awesome way possible because of that juxtaposition - and then make it a shitty pop/accoustic ballad. Way to make something that works BECAUSE of that difference between the melody and the lyrics and make it bland as shit.

Notable offenders include some white dude on a piano butchering Robyns nu disco-breakup song "Dancing on my own", a white RnB dude turning Princes masterpiece "I could never take the place of your man" into a watered down NSYNC style power ballad, some white dude with an accoustic guitar hilariously failing at making Macy Grays "I try" more meaningful by belting his lackluster soul out over the same three fucking chords - the list goes on but woof these guys really dont understamd what make the originals great.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. Hate the dickhead, no big reason why.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Literally anything by Disturbed. They're metal for people who think Nickelback are good and deserve nuking. Their songs are all abysmal.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Not really just one song for me, I hate Taylor swift’s music in general. Her obnoxious fanbase doesn’t help either. Swifties can go fuck an outlet.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Okay guys unpopular opinion. Of all the songs I could dislike the most I dislike Israel Kamakawiwoʻole's Somewhere over the Rainbow. If there's ever undeserved song that is over praised it's this one!

Three reasons that song gets praised:
1. It’s cute. So cute that every mother, when she creates a slideshow of her kids growing up, has to set it to that song.
2. The musician who created it died prematurely (due to being a fat fuck), and like most musicians who died prematurely he gets put on a pedestal because it’s sad that he died young.
3. The musician was Native Hawai’ian and Indigenous Rights are Human Rights Everybody! You have no right to criticize a person who was persecuted in his own homeland!

‘This Is America’ by Childish Gambino/ Dong Lover sounds to me like what you get when you mix Paul Simon’s afrophilic period with the shittiest mumble rap imaginable then blend it into dogshit and hand it over to the woke brigade for over promotion. I hate it.

When I first heard it I literally thought that it was a meme song.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

"Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley ranks up there.

Not because I dislike the song but it's so ridiculously overused it's apparently the only single in the reggae genre that has ever been made.

 

[Annafanti]

Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian fucking Rhapsody.

not sure if anyone has mentioned this one yet, but i hate this song with every fiber of my being. it stalks me at least a few times a year. production wise, it is good. i don't fucking care.
this song has been played to SHIT and i absolutely hate how much it sounds like it appeals to musical theatre kids (the worst kinds of artsy students alongside band kids). it drags on foreveeerrrr with all these different elements that might as well be individual songs.
anyone who says Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best songs ever written (and trust me, there are people who definitely say this), kindly and respectfully step into a bath with a toaster.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Against my better judgement I will post that which haunts me:

I was working in retail and this fucking song would play every hour on the hour. Sometimes twice an hour. Every single day I worked at this store.

The day Avril Lavigne dies is the day where I will dance naked in the streets in celebration.

Avril Lavigne never matured musically. In 2014 she released this:

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

I could nominate almost every song from the german band "Die Toten Hosen" (tl: dead trousers). All the boomers in german speaking europe who want look cool play this shit all the time.
Our teacher especially really liked to forces us to sing this shit

 

[Armin Tamzarian]

Local radio station has this song on repeat since fucking 2014/8 years. While it wasn't THAT horrible at the start I fully started to hate this song in the recent years since they play it twice every single day now.

Enter the office in the morning:
"TAKE ME TO CHÜÜÜRCH"
Come back from lunch:
"TAKE ME"
Drive home in the evening:
"TAKE ME TOOOO CHHHHHHURCHHHHH"
"TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME"

 

[Little Duck]

What the fuck is this piece of shit? It's not even a song. It's just fucked up base-boosted sounds raping your poor ears untill they puke

 

[Colon capital V]

Besides Fireflies, I was recently reminded of this fucking atrocious zoomer schlock.

Genuinely fucking hate this song with every fiber of my being. It's like combining the absolute worst of electronic music and trying to ASSFIST its way into becoming the most heart-string pulling, "SO DEEP BRAH" type message that it leaves me feeling disgusted, angry, cringing and makes me want to punch a wall over how anyone could find this shitstream piece of media """"emotional""""