Who is the most Low-T male character in all of Media?

[Super Shiro]

Lester the Unlikely.

 

[God of Nothing]

generic harem protagonist who doesn't fuck anyone

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

In Robyn Hood, one of the gang's members is a guy called Alan. Other than being an emasculated, waifish bitch in a progressive TV show, he is also (God have mercy on me for uttering it) Canadian.

 

[Divine right to rule]

generic harem protagonist who doesn't fuck anyone

This. Instead of thanking their lucky stars they are little bitch boys who run away from affection because girls are icky

 

[DumbDude43]

scott pilgrim the gigasimp

 

[mindlessobserver]

This. Instead of thanking their lucky stars they are little bitch boys who run away from affection because girls are icky

I really never understood the appeal of those shows. Is frustration the appeal? I have to imagine for the men its frustrating because the MC never closes the deal with one of the ladies (or even all of them, heaven forbid) while for the women watching it it has to frustrating because one of the girls doesn't beat out the other bitches and gets the MC all to herself.

Must be one of those things where Asian literature is required to never have a truly satisfying climax and conclusion. They all worship on the altar of "journey to the west" , whose greatest hallmarks is that the MC and his band companions have lots of zany adventures but never actually reach their destination and the story just drops off with them continuing into the sunset.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I really never understood the appeal of those shows. Is frustration the appeal? I have to imagine for the men its frustrating because the MC never closes the deal with one of the ladies (or even all of them, heaven forbid) while for the women watching it it has to frustrating because one of the girls doesn't beat out the other bitches and gets the MC all to herself.

Must be one of those things where Asian literature is required to never have a truly satisfying climax and conclusion. They all worship on the altar of "journey to the west" , whose greatest hallmarks is that the MC and his band companions have lots of zany adventures but never actually reach their destination and the story just drops off with them continuing into the sunset.

Might be an asian thing, could also just be the telenovela effect, where the viewer is supposed to get strung along for years without anything changing.
Endless anime are also still a thing. I watched my first episode of One Piece when I was in grade school, now I am an old man and they still haven't found the damn treasure.

 

[Male Idiot]

Might be an asian thing, could also just be the telenovela effect, where the viewer is supposed to get strung along for years without anything changing.
Endless anime are also still a thing. I watched my first episode of One Piece when I was in grade school, now I am an old man and they still haven't found the damn treasure.

This and Japanese tv ratings. Japanese media can be odd.

Usually they portray Japan idealistically if the show isn't clearly an alternate universe like Kill la Kill.

This means the protagonist wish fulfillment bland puppet has to act like a well mannered modern man, and can't just grope the girl who worships him. And yet teenage boys are lecherous and horny so one girl isn't enough.

 

[vomitusdeux]

First thought went to Niles from Frasier.

Niles Crane is a giga chad and I would peg him.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Might be an asian thing, could also just be the telenovela effect, where the viewer is supposed to get strung along for years without anything changing.
Endless anime are also still a thing. I watched my first episode of One Piece when I was in grade school, now I am an old man and they still haven't found the damn treasure.

the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

 

[Mac Monster]

Matthew Broderick in the shitty 1998 Godzilla movie. His ex-girlfriend fucks him over and yet he still gets back with her by the end of the film. It doesn't help that Broderick himself has always had an extremely un-masculine voice.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Matthew Broderick in the shitty 1998 Godzilla movie. His ex-girlfriend fucks him over and yet he still gets back with her by the end of the film. It doesn't help that Broderick himself has always had an extremely un-masculine voice.
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I would like to add that that character's name is Nick Tatopoulous, which is Greek, and you know what they're like.

 

[Judge Holden]

Like....how the fuck is this even a question?


And THATS before getting to the catamite who plays him who among.....so fucking many other things is the only creature known to science capable of doing the soyjak gape through a coof mask

 

[verissimus]

Much as I'd also want to say it's Shinji, I hate that Sheldon character (and actor too) and Wil Wheaton far more. At least I can write Shinji off as a dumb whiny kid.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If we can count lolcow's original characters then I think they win easily

Has to assert how manly he is fighting people in cardboard suits and apologizes to a woman for not taking leadership in his own ship. Extremely beta behavior all around

 

[Tor Lugosi]

>make fun of any aspect of Evangelion
>get a ton of ACKCHYUALLY essay posts
EVA fags truly are insufferable

As for the actual topic, Wil Wheaton gets my vote. If he doesn't count, then I'll also go with typical harem anime protag.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Matou Zouken.

He just wants to live, I dont think he cares about sez

Zouken doesn't even have a dick or nuts I think, he's literally a pile of maggots that have to consume the living for him to keep playing the "immortality" game, if you can even call it that. And in the end, we find out that his core is a tiny fucking worm that can be squashed like a bug. Very low t.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

The faggot from Rent-A-Girlfriend, Kazuya Kinoshita is an excellent contender.

Spoiler: Faggot has a meltdown in a public pool while getting a stiffy to his crush getting railed by her friend

 

[Broseph]

Doug Funnie was the epitome of a low T male. He kept a diary and was best friends with his dog and he never hooked up with Patty Mayonnaise.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Doug Funnie was the epitome of a low T male. He kept a diary and was best friends with his dog and he never hooked up with Patty Mayonnaise.

In the proud tradition of Sonichu and the Lightbringer, he also used to draw literal self-insert superhero comics.