why are you still single - and general discussion of the dating game

[FILTH Tourist]

Her family? Are you in Taiwan? Programmers like her work insane overtime there.

Yeah, I am in Taiwan. But she quit programming to pursue being an author. so she is usually busy getting chapters ready for a weekly deadline on Saturday (hence why we usually meet Sundays). She has been especially busy getting things finished ahead of time for her trip to Japan with her brother and spending a lot of time at her parents place so that is why the date keeps getting pushed back. The first few dates went really well, so I'm willing to believe her that life happened and needed to deal with family stuff also mothers day getting in the way didnt help either. If she cancels next week I'm going to take the hint and move on.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

null makes this point and its solid. The most dispicable fat greasy uggo lolcows on this site have mostly all had, not just sex, but children and marriage.

The quality of it being dubious, but they've had it.

If Ethan ralph, the irate gamer, King Cobes, Chris Chan, and I THINK even cyraxx, can get some YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

At first glance Null seems to make a sensible comparison, but it doesn't really float after some inspection. All the lolcows you mentioned are majorly screwed up in more ways than one and have no stable relationships of any kind with their significant others. It's a bit outrageous apply those same expectations of mediocrity to all single people out there. The vast majority of single people are not psychiatric nut cases like Ethan Ralph and Chris Chan. I've met some pretty successful single dudes out there at car meets. One single dude had bought a brand new C8 Corvette in cash and was simply there enjoying the local car scene.

 

[Bungdit Din]

null makes this point and its solid. The most dispicable fat greasy uggo lolcows on this site have mostly all had, not just sex, but children and marriage.

The quality of it being dubious, but they've had it.

If Ethan ralph, the irate gamer, King Cobes, Chris Chan, and I THINK even cyraxx, can get some YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

Dubious is an understatement of Bongish proportions. And that's just it - I'm not a teenager anymore (physically, anyway...) so I don't pop a boner 'cause a stiff breeze blows across it. Any hole is not a goal. Bitches have their standards and disqualifiers, and so do I. Bare fucking minimum: not fat - and that's getting depressingly rare these days. I don't bring much to the table, I'll freely acknowledge, but I am not [yet] a disgusting lardarse (not a heightcel, either), and slampigs simply don't make my dick twitch. I'd rather go without, and stay single, and free, because I'd struggle to get it up anyway for a fucking blob. Speaking from shameful experience, btw - not saying I've never been desperate, or drunk. Oh, and stupidity is a massive turn-off too, and obesity signals retardation, afaic - and, let's face it, most people, nevermind foids, are morons.

In the other direction, I've fluked a few absolute smokeshows as well. The last ex... well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you (I still can't quite believe it myself), suffice to say she was as close to my personal unicorn as I could ever have imagined. I think she may've permanently ruined me for other wahmens, honestly.

I suppose there's a whitepill there, for my bros who are struggling; bitches aren't always entirely predictable, and they will sometimes make the most inexplicable choices in men. E: which takes us right back around to Guntboy, et al, I guess.

 

[Spud]

I don't pop a boner 'cause a stiff breeze blows across it

Skill issue and lose weight.

 

[Bungdit Din]

Skill issue and lose weight.

Did you miss the part where I stated that I'm not a fatty? Same fucking weight since I was 19, mate. Die in a ditch, boomer.

 

[Spud]

Did you miss the part where I stated that I'm not a fatty? Same fucking weight since I was 19, mate. Die in a ditch, boomer.

THEN WHY YO DICK BROKE NIGGA? Joking aside, not getting hard cause of a stiff breeze is a sign of low T which stems from either getting older or being fat. See a doctor.

 

[Bungdit Din]

THEN WHY YO DICK BROKE NIGGA? Joking aside, not getting hard cause of a stiff breeze is a sign of low T which stems from either getting older or being fat. See a doctor.

Older (though not, thankfully, an embarrassing boomer pussy-beggar), shit for brains. GenX. Works fine, with the right woman; I just don't get it up for farm animals.

 

[Bungdit Din]

Double post, but... @Spud sorry if I'm getting aggressive, btw, because I usually prefer harmony and a more tranquil, co-operative 'farms experience, but I'm a bit blue-balled and frustrated at the mo. Haven't raped nutted recently, y'see (big surprise, given thread topic). I'll drag some whore into an alley and violate her slutholes crybate later and be a little calmer...

 

[Spud]

Double post, but... @Spud sorry

I have that effect on people, I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

You all post on kiwifarms, what do you expect?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Dubious is an understatement of Bongish proportions. And that's just it - I'm not a teenager anymore (physically, anyway...) so I don't pop a boner 'cause a stiff breeze blows across it. Any hole is not a goal. Bitches have their standards and disqualifiers, and so do I. Bare fucking minimum: not fat - and that's getting depressingly rare these days. I don't bring much to the table, I'll freely acknowledge, but I am not [yet] a disgusting lardarse (not a heightcel, either), and slampigs simply don't make my dick twitch. I'd rather go without, and stay single, and free, because I'd struggle to get it up anyway for a fucking blob. Speaking from shameful experience, btw - not saying I've never been desperate, or drunk. Oh, and stupidity is a massive turn-off too, and obesity signals retardation, afaic - and, let's face it, most people, nevermind foids, are morons.

In the other direction, I've fluked a few absolute smokeshows as well. The last ex... well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you (I still can't quite believe it myself), suffice to say she was as close to my personal unicorn as I could ever have imagined. I think she may've permanently ruined me for other wahmens, honestly.

I suppose there's a whitepill there, for my bros who are struggling; bitches aren't always entirely predictable, and they will sometimes make the most inexplicable choices in men. E: which takes us right back around to Guntboy, et al, I guess.

At first glance Null seems to make a sensible comparison, but it doesn't really float after some inspection. All the lolcows you mentioned are majorly screwed up in more ways than one and have no stable relationships of any kind with their significant others. It's a bit outrageous apply those same expectations of mediocrity to all single people out there. The vast majority of single people are not psychiatric nut cases like Ethan Ralph and Chris Chan. I've met some pretty successful single dudes out there at car meets. One single dude had bought a brand new C8 Corvette in cash and was simply there enjoying the local car scene.

touché, I think my original post was probably more appropriate for the incel thread, I don't recommend lolcowmaxxing to try and find an actual quality stable relationship.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Hard to find someone when all they talk about is wanting to be alone with bears!

 

[Bungdit Din]

lolcowmaxxing

Fuck, don't put ideas in my head like that...

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

null makes this point and its solid. The most dispicable fat greasy uggo lolcows on this site have mostly all had, not just sex, but children and marriage.

The quality of it being dubious, but they've had it.

If Ethan ralph, the irate gamer, King Cobes, Chris Chan, and I THINK even cyraxx, can get some YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

It's not solid. Null also made another point that's even more solid. Women view trash men as pets and in the case of these Lolcows that's 1000% true. The women who bang these Lolcows view them as pets or zoo animals. Even when they marry and bear their children.

The men in these threads don't want that. They want women who love them and be loyal to them. If you're willing to set for any hoe, I can find you all at least 3 by tomorrow if looks and standards don't matter.

It's really not compelling enough to get depressed over. It's an interesting novelty for about a month and then it just becomes (hopefully) regular sex and an ultra high-maintenance friendship.

People make it out to be the most important thing in the world and quasi-mystical. But it's not - it's very, very mundane.

The men who get depressed over not having a relationship are usually the ones not having that Maslow hierarchy need of parental love met. Or they're hormonal teenagers. Or both.

my point is most of these people whining about how they don't get any because of looks, height, or autism are probably far too terminally online and are probably already better off than ralph or Chris chan in most of those categories. If women are going for ethan ralph you can find someone to go for you.

You know why you and Null are wrong about this point? It's because the dating world in Burgerland has changed and it changed very rapidly. Every new generation of women have gotten worse and worse every single year. Tech has not helped. The dating scene in my younger days is completely different compared to now. When I was 18-21, which wasn't too long ago, I could go onto any dating website and make a harem of women. It wasn't particularly difficult to find a date. It was a genuinely good way to find someone.

Now? Fuck none of those things work. All the sites and apps have sandbox models designed to make it so only the top tier of men show up. This means, women sign up to those apps and are only shown 8-10s and that's who winds up actively speaking to them and smashing them while everyone who doesn't mean specific height, weight, appearance criterias are put in a digital sandbox to play with fatties and crazy lunatics. The women by proxy got those standards. Everyone's gone kind of nuts. In my parents day, a woman with 10-20 bodies was a whore. In my day, that was the norm. Now? Fuck most women have 50+ body counts on average. That's insanity.

She forgot the 12th was mothers day and will be with her family all day and pushed it back to next Friday. I said sure, but pretty much given up. I will let you guys know if this love quest has a happy ending, but right now it is looking like a dud.

Did you guys talk at all while she was on vacation or was it pretty much no communication? It's mother's Day which is fine, I get it. If she was messaging you while she was away is a better indicator of interest or not. If she wasn't, there probably isn't much. If she was messaging you a bit, then maybe there's hope.

 

[Eydallur]

I have big emotional regulation issues. PTSD, Bipolar 2, depression, panic disorder, psychosis as well (all diagnosed) as well as ADHD type 1.

That would be a hard pass for me no matter how hot you were or how well sorted your life was in all other aspects. I've had a very neurotic woman in my life before and will not make the same mistake twice.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Women view trash men as pets and in the case of these Lolcows that's 1000% true. The women who bang these Lolcows view them as pets or zoo animals. Even when they marry and bear their children.

I consneed this point, as I said in a follow up post my comment about lolcows was more in context for incels who literally think they're the worst subhumans not so much thinking about the quality of such a relationship would be for the guy. It isn't really all that helpful I guess, "well at least I'm not ethan ralph" isn't exactly the confidence booster I was originally thinking it was when I made my OP.

Fuck, don't put ideas in my head like that...

lmao I'm just imagining some dudes trying to be pat tomlinson or chris chan the way some try to be bateman or ryan gosling.

 

[斯尼 德之王]

I stay at home, or I'm at the gym.
As a fit prettyboi, the people that tend to be into me are old creeps or just plain ugly and chubby people aka gay incels expecting someone fat hotter than them. Even though it's the old creeps that tend to rage at me for not wanting to touch them even with a pitchfork. Basically those that are undesired and desperate enough to take everything.

Honestly, my only claim is that they are nice to look at, don't fuck niggers/troons. And don't fucking ghost me after meeting. The woke gays are absolutely retarded, but so are the right-leaning too. So I'm fine with a fwb.

My hunting grounds are on grindr though.

This post aged wonderfully because:

1- Vingle is not fit. He's kind of fat.

2- He's a creepy freak who sends nudes to random straight men.

Hard to find someone when all they talk about is wanting to be alone with bears!

Nigga, you should stop watching anime and go outside and meet real women.

 

[Celestial Peace]

Oh, and stupidity is a massive turn-off too, and obesity signals retardation, afaic - and, let's face it, most people, nevermind foids, are morons.

I draw the line at "psychotic" or "borderline". A sane man won't hook up with one of these.

bitches aren't always entirely predictable, and they will sometimes make the most inexplicable choices in men. E: which takes us right back around to Guntboy, et al, I guess.

There's the thing: You always have to read between the lines and pay attention to the way she expresses herself.

If you feel something is off then she is likely going to end up dating some fucked up dude. Because she's fucked up herself.

Moths are always attracted to light. However, some go straight to the flame.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

A sane man won't hook up with one of these.

Crazy chicks are usually a great lay, just be aware to bail out before the crazy is sent in your direction. You can't fix her and she's sending out so many signals that she's easy (For validation) that there's a sucker that will roll right up when you have bailed.

 

[Celestial Peace]

Women view trash men as pets

For some reason, you reminded me of this gay-ass skit:

Apart from the Friends-tier acting this video brought up something that I'd like to ask fellow Kiwis: What are the odds?

Crazy chicks are usually a great lay

So is an escort but you'll be paying a high price. It's not like you won't spend a penny with them batshit chicks before getting laid.

Granted it might be cheaper but you have the side-effects.