Why Chris punched holes in the wall

I'm surprised Chris was strong enough to punch holes in walls in the first place
Pre-Troon Chris was weaker than water in the first place. Let alone when he started to troon-out
 
Pointless Sperg said:
I forget, were you on the chess discord? Your post was almost perfect timing for informed foreshadowing.
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Lol foreshadowing doom in Chris’s future is just something Mariposas been doing for literally years and years. It’s been the one constant around this joint.
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
I'm surprised Chris was strong enough to punch holes in walls in the first place
Pre-Troon Chris was weaker than water in the first place. Let alone when he started to troon-out
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Chris weighs 300 pounds give or take so I'm going to assume even he can punch through that cheap drywall. It really depends how thick the walls are.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Man, 14 BC will wind up looking like this in a few years after Chris' inevitable downward spiral. He looks just like the guy on the video, and like this guy rarely changes his clothing.



Chris couldn't find a clit if it were the size of Texas, and you want him to find something like this.
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Why were you filming my room that isn't very nice :mad:
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
The iron curtain again? Jesus, it's insane to think about just how long he was clinging to ideas about the merge and unless he's institutionalised, I actually doubt he will drop the belief in the dimensional crap completely.

It's his escapism excuse for everything, when he encounters problems or concerns, he has mentioned that they'll all be corrected in the merge, and his desires will come true.

I'm expecting him to freak the fuck out at some point about how long he's going to be locked in a cell with minimal freedoms and start punching a brick wall to break the "iron curtain".
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Now during Corona we had to stay at home order and while the rest of us were doing things like going to work then back home to play video games watch TV and other things to occupy our time he went crazy. He started pretending that he was actually sonichu. Now if just being stuck at home with his toys and game consoles for a few months unable to attend conventions causes Chris to revert acting like sonichu and claiming he's really in a different dimension imagine what escapism he comes up with while stuck in a cell. I believe Chris concocted some sort of escapism fantasy like he did during Corona while he is in jail and his lawyer clearly saying that this man is absolutely crazy ordering psychological evaluations. Imagine you knew nothing about Chris and you were set to defend him so you go to meet him and he really says he's a yellow hedgehog from a different dimension that's crossed over with a Pokemon and that the real place is inside dimension enjoying himself. You would be like yep call the psychologists.
 
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Now during Corona we had to stay at home order and while the rest of us were doing things like going to work then back home to play video games watch TV and other things to occupy our time he went crazy. He started pretending that he was actually sonichu. Now if just being stuck at home with his toys and game consoles for a few months unable to attend conventions causes Chris to revert acting like sonichu and claiming he's really in a different dimension imagine what escapism he comes up with while stuck in a cell. I believe Chris concocted some sort of escapism fantasy like he did during Corona while he is in jail and his lawyer clearly saying that this man is absolutely crazy ordering psychological evaluations. Imagine you knew nothing about Chris and you were set to defend him so you go to meet him and he really says he's a yellow hedgehog from a different dimension that's crossed over with a Pokemon and that the real place is inside dimension enjoying himself. You would be like yep call the psychologists.
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He acts that way around the other prisoners they'll tell him to shut the fuck up. Even if they don't touch him, they will scare him enough with their words so that he backs down.
 
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Cuntflaps said:
Yes -- "drywall." You can dent, scratch, or even put holes in drywall by just accidentally bumping a spot while moving furniture or carrying a heavy box. It's actually one of the most common types of maintenance a homeowner must do here.
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Reminds me of an incident over a decade ago at my old high school. The head football coach who also was a social studies teacher (and he was fucking AMAZING at being a social studies teacher because if anything, that man taught me how sanitized history really is) was roughhousing with one of the football players between classes one day and 'accidently' shoved the kid's head right into a wall.

There was a nice big hole in the wall leading into his classroom for a week. As far as I know, somehow nobody got in trouble, which didn't help with the rumors that some of the teachers were only employed as teachers because they were the football management.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Now during Corona we had to stay at home order and while the rest of us were doing things like going to work then back home to play video games watch TV and other things to occupy our time he went crazy. He started pretending that he was actually sonichu. Now if just being stuck at home with his toys and game consoles for a few months unable to attend conventions causes Chris to revert acting like sonichu and claiming he's really in a different dimension imagine what escapism he comes up with while stuck in a cell. I believe Chris concocted some sort of escapism fantasy like he did during Corona while he is in jail and his lawyer clearly saying that this man is absolutely crazy ordering psychological evaluations. Imagine you knew nothing about Chris and you were set to defend him so you go to meet him and he really says he's a yellow hedgehog from a different dimension that's crossed over with a Pokemon and that the real place is inside dimension enjoying himself. You would be like yep call the psychologists.
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He did not literally think he had switched bodies with Sonichu. He was playing because he was bored. We know this because he dropped it instantly when he wanted to bitch about ponies again. It’s a childish level of imagination and larping.

He’s stupid, autistic, and probably some kind of crazy; but he’s not that kind of crazy.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Reminds me of an incident over a decade ago at my old high school. The head football coach who also was a social studies teacher (and he was fucking AMAZING at being a social studies teacher because if anything, that man taught me how sanitized history really is) was roughhousing with one of the football players between classes one day and 'accidently' shoved the kid's head right into a wall.

There was a nice big hole in the wall leading into his classroom for a week. As far as I know, somehow nobody got in trouble, which didn't help with the rumors that some of the teachers were only employed as teachers because they were the football management.
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Sounds like everything turned out well as long as the dude whose head went through the wall was cool with it. Young man got into a tussle with coach and got his knocks and if he owned it with pride then good on him. Good young man and not a snowflake.

Unless he didn't want to tussle in which case -- fuck the coach. It's an important distinction that crybabies who want to treat everyone like children forever can't make.
 
Ophelia said:
We know this because he dropped it instantly when he wanted to bitch about ponies again. It’s a childish level of imagination and larping.
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And even before that he sperged that trolls ruined Christine's lovelife. Why would Sonichu with his harem care about that?
 
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