Why Chris punched holes in the wall

[Hogar Grupal]

I know, tard strength and all, but I'm honestly surprised Chris can throw a punch hard enough to break his wall.

Have you seen his mock fights? I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself. Maybe he had practice, or used a blunt object.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris has been known to make out with nothing but air.

Im not surprised to see his wall busted up like he was fighting Clyde Cash or maybe even the Idea Team.

 

[Shabobus]

If only the portal behind his DDR mat still worked. Now Chris has to cross dimensions the hard way.

 

[jawsome]

I would like to step back for a moment and give some attention to Chris' idea that the barrier between the two dimensions was a wall in his bathroom.

Wonder if it is just that wall or if there are many walls with dents in them around 14BC.

Chris, that's no way to treat the temple.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

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This is why you need to build your home out of bricks. That way it's actually impressive if you punch a hole in the wall.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

That's easy. He's getting prepared to fend off security when they attempt interrupt his business on orchestrating a revolution trying to cancel G5 and becoming the goddess of the convention. Doesn't look too promising with the lack of testosterone further mutilated by soy.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Doesn't look too promising with the lack of testosterone further mutilated by soy.

That's what happens when you eat nothing but fast food and microwaveable food all day long.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Have you seen his mock fights? I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself. Maybe he had practice, or used a blunt object.

Chris would be great at clue
"It was Christine, in the hoard, with a candlestick up is his ass."

 

[Dom Cruise]

Chris thinks there's alternate universes hiding behind his walls? Sounds like he's a big House II: Second Story fan!

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm pretty sure it's a case of tard rage. Maybe Barb took a cheap shot at his ED.

 

[anti SJW]

Chris has been known to make out with nothing but air.

The air didn't reject Him?

 

[awoo]

It's a tossup whether the 'iron curtain' is something the idea guys told him about or if he's misusing words he's heard like he always has. At this point those two possibilities are inseparable.

So Chris's punches weren't a symbolic demonstration in support of democracy against the Iron Curtain of the Berlin Wall?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

So Chris's punches weren't a symbolic demonstration in support of democracy against the Iron Curtain of the Berlin Wall?

I think he took breaking the 4th wall too literally.

 

[Un Platano]

So Chris's punches weren't a symbolic demonstration in support of democracy against the Iron Curtain of the Berlin Wall?

Well, let's think about it this way: have you ever seen a fist used as a symbol for capitalism?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure it's a case of tard rage. Maybe Barb took a cheap shot at his ED.

If he keeps that up, at some point he's going to punch a stud or something, or just hit wrong, and fuck up his hand really badly.

 

[Un Platano]

If he keeps that up, at some point he's going to punch a stud or something, or just hit wrong, and fuck up his hand really badly.

If anything it's the studs that are lucky that they haven't been hit yet. Chris is so strong that he might punch straight through them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The "temple" of 14 BLC:

- a redneck house in a "census designated place" in Virginia

- filled from floor to ceiling with thrift store stuff

- music made creepy by it being constantly played there

- a "work room" filled with LEGOs

- a kitchen upstairs ("split level" or not that's too weird)

- dog crap on the floor

- holes in the wall

 

[Tikbalang]

Have you seen his mock fights? I'm surprised he didn't hurt himself. Maybe he had practice, or used a blunt object.

Have you seen the way he used a brick on his PS3? The guy's a beast.

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Also despite what the PSA says, do drugs to get to the merge.

 

[awoo]

One time I was in a hurry and rented a shitty house from an old landlady who told me the previous tenants were a couple who would always fight and the guy would punch holes into the wall. She told me it was expensive to repair and would never rent out to couples again (bad business move imo). This year I decided to search up her properties for reviews and found her obituary (Barb next?)

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Late, but I headcanon that he imagined those darn Hasbro CEO's and G5 ponies laughing at him so he retaliated. That has his excuse.