Why do you hate Mr Beast? - Protip: it's not his putrid-looking thumbnails or stupid fucking face

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Yamamura said:
Sometimes I hold out hope that one day one of these alt tech sites creates a community reminiscent of the glory days of youtube when the suggestions used to be fun videos. Unfortunately so far most of the videos I come across on them are people videoing themselves talking about politics or e-drama into a camera. It makes me wonder if it's impossible to recreate that old youtube atmosphere because we live in a different world now where people are more obsessed with watching drama channels than having fun.
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The issue there is that normies are more or less content with Youtube how it is now. Sure they hate the ads and the money-grubbing practices but for the most part they like Youtube because it has all the stuff they already want from it. If Youtube deleted every video existing on its website at the moment and only allowed sponsored users to make videos on the site, then normies would start looking for alternatives. As it stands, all of the alternatives are either run by shadier companies than Google, only contain niche, specialized content, or are full of politispergs that normies don't want on Youtube to begin with.
 
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Yamamura said:
Sometimes I hold out hope that one day one of these alt tech sites creates a community reminiscent of the glory days of youtube when the suggestions used to be fun videos. Unfortunately so far most of the videos I come across on them are people videoing themselves talking about politics or e-drama into a camera. It makes me wonder if it's impossible to recreate that old youtube atmosphere because we live in a different world now where people are more obsessed with watching drama channels than having fun.
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I think it's impossible to reclaim the old magic*. In the early days youtube was really "you", it was that brief window of time where social media, online monetization still didn't drastically shaped how people interact online with content.

I think the conditions and the people are not there anymore. YT's magic was from the novelty of the idea of video sharing and the fact that it still was a somewhat coherent userbase. YT did all they can do to kill of most of the user generated content organization. See, user groups, video responses etc.

Youtube decided that their math will be the only arbiter of content. And eventually people got used to it. They began to be shaped by the understanding that YT is not a neutral magic box anymore.

Also call me a loonie, but I think YT's numbers are vastly inflated. Like where do people get the millions of subscribers from who never seem to actually watch the videos or do anything? lol

Hell, we called things what they were. Videos, Art etc. People never really called their output "content". Sure, words are words but it shows how people relate to their role in the online world. See the web before SEO turned it into crap.

The problem with alt-tech is that it's simply people uploading stuff who were banned from the main thing. So it will be political sperging, normies are so painfully hopeless they cannot even be arsed to download a different app to their phone.

*You can try to capture the spirit and roll with that.

Of course for that one would need to consider what part of the old YT/Internet wishes to capture.
 
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Caligura said:
his food tastes like shit
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I tried it once and it was serviceable. But it was such a basic bitch burger and fries I can make it at home from scratch and have something equal or better.

Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
Mr Beast's shitty restaurants informed me of the whole premise of "ghost kitchens".
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Same. I was surprised to see Mr. beast burgers being sold in Taipei by one.
 
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I hate Mr.Beast because he's one of the top OnlyFans Donors. If it's a copypasta, I don't care I believe it. He has a soy face. It's probably true.

I hate Mr. Beast because he's a fucking idiot when it came to Beast Burgers and signed a contract he didn't understand with a company he understood very little about and couldn't be bothered to Google "Franchising 101".

I hate Mr.Beast because he comes off as a disingenuous faggot.

I hate Mr.Beast because he should've been more outspoken with the troons drama.

I hate Mr. Beast because I'm just kind of a hateful person.
 
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Maverick Vile said:
If I see thumbnails like this I am immediately filled with the urge to nail the person in said thumbnail to a cross
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say what you want but you must admit this thumbnail goes hard
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Isn't mr beast just a disney employee that is just paid more. And disney is just an extension of WEF. Too bad mr beast himself isn't even self aware and made a post insulting one the WEF topdogs, before having to retract.
He is essentially a useful idiot that got really lucky.
Thinks that trannies are cool just because his retard "friend" decided to troon out.
Mr beast is only loved because he gives out lots of money, and you can never truly hate someone that pays you tons of cash. (or you just never say "fuck you" to his face.)
 
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His talent manager is Night Media, and I just found out something slightly sus about them. A while back this image did the rounds:

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If you google "night media asmongold" or "night media hasan", the first result is their talent page on Night's website:

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However, if you click the link, it now redirects to their homepage, and you have to manually request info on their roster:

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Notably night.co/talent/asmongold will redirect, but night.co/foo/bar will not. Kinda weird that they chose to hide their influence, no? Maybe it's something innocent like they lost a couple of big names and don't want it public. Or maybe they don't want people digging down the rabbithole of who controls the seemingly organic world of social media. Personally I would never have guessed dream, asmongold and hasan all had the same talent manager.
 
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I personally thought the agents of the antichrist would be more subtle but there you go I guess
 
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His talent manager is Night Media, and I just found out something slightly sus about them. A while back this image did the rounds:

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If you google "night media asmongold" or "night media hasan", the first result is their talent page on Night's website:

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However, if you click the link, it now redirects to their homepage, and you have to manually request info on their roster:

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Notably night.co/talent/asmongold will redirect, but night.co/foo/bar will not. Kinda weird that they chose to hide their influence, no? Maybe it's something innocent like they lost a couple of big names and don't want it public. Or maybe they don't want people digging down the rabbithole of who controls the seemingly organic world of social media. Personally I would never have guessed dream, asmongold and hasan all had the same talent manager.
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Not a big surprise that asmongold is just a WEF controlled puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94uWCqFM-0
If you look at this video he was trying hard to suck grift ma'am's cock and even said that leaking emails is cool because "people do it all the time."
He also loves to simp for female streamers like that blindfold streamer.
Asmongold is definitely a WEF snake, but he plays it better than most, when he realizes his WEF masters are losing he tends to switch sides immediately to try and contain the damage while appearing like a "saint".
Even the pajeet ordinary gamers had to do it or risk becoming like act ma'am.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
Mr. Beast is so inoffensive and bland he becomes deeply offensive and disgusting.

He is like a perfect corporate person. He has no real human characteristics. Everything he does has been maximally planned and thought about to be as mass marketable and brand friendly as possible. He has no controversies, no opinions on anything divisive. His entire content is based on perfect algorithm gaming and appeal to minimal standards.

Mr. Beast is a hollow shell of a person. He really comes off in a deeply uncanny way, sort of Patrick Bateman type of "I say the right things and am in on all the cool things" that has been planned. His entire channel is this. Endless slop appealing to the absolute most minimal common denominator. He has no real "niche" or thing he does that is exclusive to him.

Dude makes me mad uncomfortable. I can never shake the feeling he isn't even real. In a way I am glad he is just a youtuber super star he would have made a terrifying politician.
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The most unnerving aspect of this is that he is actually a decent person and that his work actually serves a public good.
 
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I like him, he does good. My only problem is he doesn't help in optimal ways or the best ways he should, but at least he does something positive.

Also, he probably is a liberal or at least not a conservative, so I can only hope he's not also donating to BLM & LGBT, otherwise I retract my approval of him.
 
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The most unnerving aspect of this is that he is actually a decent person and that his work actually serves a public good.
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You have to admit, he does a great deal for charity. Helping people, and not just one group of people, but lots of people from different backgrounds with different issues.

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