Why do you hate Mr Beast? - Protip: it's not his putrid-looking thumbnails or stupid fucking face

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his food tastes like shit
Even hearing 'Feastables' makes me taste bile, honestly.

@Dimensional Sperge 100% my problem with him. Being a good person isn't what you do, it's who you are.

@whogoesthere And that fat cunt, Cyril Smith would have loved to have got his hands on Mr. Beast as a pre-teen boy. I'm convinced of it.

Yeah, though, I get a vague uneasy creepo vibe from him, too, and, like you, I feel a microscopic twinge of Jimmy Savile in there. I wonder if he likes to do a bit of How's Yer Father?, with his girlfriend, too.
 
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Even hearing 'Feastables' makes me taste bile, honestly.

@Dimensional Sperge 100% my problem with him. Being a good person isn't what you do, it's who you are.

@whogoesthere And that fat cunt, Cyril Smith would have loved to have got his hands on Mr. Beast as a pre-teen boy. I'm convinced of it.

Yeah, though, I get a vague uneasy creepo vibe from him, too, and, like you, I feel a microscopic twinge of Jimmy Savile in there. I wonder if he likes to do a bit of How's Yer Father?, with his girlfriend, too.
His chocolates aren't really that bad, I had a few when I went to some gas stations in my area and they're fine. Definitely a step up from Hershey's since it actually does taste like chocolate (sorry my fellow Amerimutts but that's just the facts). I was referring to his Ghost Kitchen food, that shit is nasty.

At least it does use relatively real and simple ingredients. But it's still at the same price range as your average 'Organic' chocolate bar with comparable taste so you're really just paying for the MrBeast brand recognition than anything else.
 
His chocolates aren't really that bad, I had a few when I went to some gas stations in my area and they're fine. Definitely a step up from Hershey's since it actually does taste like chocolate (sorry my fellow Amerimutts but that's just the facts). I was referring to his Ghost Kitchen food, that shit is nasty.

At least it does use relatively real and simple ingredients. But it's still at the same price range as your average 'Organic' chocolate bar with comparable taste so you're really just paying for the MrBeast brand recognition than anything else.
Never had Hershey's, I'll be honest. But then, I've only been to the USA once so far. I didn't know about Ghost Kitchen.
 
I never watched him, I don't really know about him. I actually hear nothing but good things about him personally aside from recent controversy.

I hate him because he spawned a zerg of low-IQ retard clones who just scream into the camera who occasionally pop up if I leave something on autoplay.

Very annoying.
 
Because he's a faggot that I'm fed up of hearing. He's a whore who's desperate for attention, and is willing to do whatever what for an ounce of it. Using trends and working with other Youtuber Child-E-Daddies to embelish his pockets through shit like "MrBeast burgers". It's no wonder that the likes of him ended up rising as high as he did and I have no doubt that he's been to the modern version of Epstein Island. - Though that was probably done for his own amusement going off of the Tyson drama.

If anything, it was his name that really got me to hate him. It's shit like saying someone is a "beast" and a "legend" that is one of the biggest red flags.
 
I naturally have a very visceral reaction to anyone trying to manipulate me, so things like clickbait, obviously misleading ads, self promotion and blatant lies make me extremely angry. This guy ticks every one of those boxes and then some.

He's not the only one, but I have never seen anyone be so shameless and blatant about it. It's hard to believe the number of times I've hit "Do not recommend" on his videos and ads only for them to pop up days later.
The guy seems to be exploiting every cheat imaginable and has absolutely zero shame in how he comes across.

He almost seems to be mocking you with his brazen Clickbaity titles and thumbnails. He's dropped (or maybe never had) all pretense of trying to do anything other than get views and attention. I've seen many of his ads that say nearly word for word "Click this to win $100000". I see that as the equivalent of trying to meet women by tossing some flowers and candy in a cage and waiting to shut the door once they wander in. It's all so blatant that I find it repulsive.

I definitely agree with the theory that he's sold his soul to the devil for fame and wealth, because his utter lack of authenticity or shame in what he does is unbelievable for a normal person.

I also hate that he's exposed how gullible people are for actually falling for his fake "philanthropist who runs his channels at a loss" image when he's clearly just an attention whore who will switch his channel focus the moment his views drop below profitability.
Quoting myself again here in light of the "exposed" video about him. I put it in quotes because it exposed nothing and we ALL fucking knew he was a fraud, which is why I absolutely despise him.

I hate Mrbeast because he's a sign that our world is broken. To this day it baffles me that anyone fell for his Bullshit, to the extent that a video that might as well have been telling us the sky is blue apparently "exposed" him as a fraud. What the fuck is wrong with us that we can't immediately see when a snake oil salesman is peddling his wares? What are we going to need an exposed video on Santa not being real as well?
Everything he says and does is dripping in very obvious manipulation and we reward it by giving him our attention and sucking his cock.
The fact Mrbeast even got to where he is now tells me there are way too many gullible people on this earth who would let him steal the shirts off of their backs if he wanted, and I hate him for exposing and exploiting that fact to such an absurd degree.
 
Raise your hand if you feel real fucking vindicated right now for trusting their gut feeling.
We're on the right track, but I just know there are even more skeletons buried deep inside that guy's closet. For someone who made his fortune off the internet, he sure as hell doesn't seem to understand how it works. Being so quick to DMCA shady chatlogs from a guy he kept close for years makes him look guilty of something really horrible that nobody's found yet.
 
Physiognomy is real, look at someone's face and listen to your instincts, they will be true in the majority of cases. Mr beast looks sketchy as fuck. The excessive "philanthropy" and his obsession with his public image sealed the deal for me.
While its way better than anywhere else on the internet a disappointing amount of kiwis didn't sniff this guy out.
 
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