Why do you hate Mr Beast? - Protip: it's not his putrid-looking thumbnails or stupid fucking face

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Kiwisee said:
Raise your hand if you feel real fucking vindicated right now for trusting their gut feeling.
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This combined with a feeling of mild relief that my gut feeling was ultimately vindicated. If you thought there was something fishy going on, up until recently you really didn't have much to go on other than Kris being a tranny and getting a divorce, two of which are fairly normal things to do in current year+9. Imagine trying to explain your unease about this guy to somebody outside of your circle of trust, and what would you have to convince them? He gives a bunch of money to charity? He looks kinda creepy and overly sanitized? He's working with a tranny who hasn't groomed kids but trust me bro, he's going to soon. You'd look like an absolute lunatic to that outside observer. It's just a tiny bit comforting to look back in vindication and say "whew, I didn't just inexplicably get the ick at these innocent people for no reason whatsoever"

That and there's of course a bit of a bias if you're here. If you're here, it's likely because you're seeking a bygone era of the internet. An era of the internet where things were a little more free, where people could say what they wanted without having to consult eunuchs about it. Mr. Beast is in many ways representative of the worst aspects of Internet 3.0. Sanitized, watered down, mindless slop, peddled by hosts that are inoffensive and advertiser-friendly as can be. Don't lie to yourself friend, you kinda wanted this to happen to this person in particular. Sucks that people got hurt of course, but we can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting 5 gooncaves anyway.
 
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Caligura said:
(sorry my fellow Amerimutts but that's just the facts)
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Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
Never had Hershey's, I'll be honest. But then, I've only been to the USA once so far. I didn't know about Ghost Kitchen.
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No, we know Hershey's is dog shit wax candy that tastes like the memory of chocolate. I've only ever used it as an additive in baking, because it's awful alone.

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This is what good American chocolate looks like. The best chocolate bar is made in small batches in the absolute middle of nowhere, and has a low melting point with a fine but not fully creamy consistency. The upper midwest in particular has a gift for this. Michigan and Wisconsin are the Diabetes Nexus of the United States.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
No, we know Hershey's is dog shit wax candy that tastes like the memory of chocolate. I've only ever used it as an additive in baking, because it's awful alone.

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This is what good American chocolate looks like. The best chocolate bar is made in small batches in the absolute middle of nowhere, and has a low melting point with a fine but not fully creamy consistency. The upper midwest in particular has a gift for this. Michigan and Wisconsin are the Diabetes Nexus of the United States.
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As far as American gas station slop chocolate goes, Lindt isn't that bad. It's like a pale imitation of European chocolate but at least it has some taste other than pure sugar. My favorite is probably the dark chocolate with coconut or hazelnuts.

Although I had Dr. Bronner's chocolates recently and they're fucking God tier.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
No, we know Hershey's is dog shit wax candy that tastes like the memory of chocolate. I've only ever used it as an additive in baking, because it's awful alone.

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This is what good American chocolate looks like. The best chocolate bar is made in small batches in the absolute middle of nowhere, and has a low melting point with a fine but not fully creamy consistency. The upper midwest in particular has a gift for this. Michigan and Wisconsin are the Diabetes Nexus of the United States.
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I'm supposing Kilwins escaped being taken over by Kraft Foods. I'm bringing them up because on my side of the pond, they arguably watered down the quality of Cadbury.

@Pikapool To add to your comment, Kavernacle showed a clip on one of his very, very recent videos, where he also brought up the Tyson AIDS Circus, and it was from a woman who won a fuckload of money, but according to her, she waited four months, or is still waiting that length of time, to actually get paid by Beast and his frat cronies. It sounds like they also treat employees like extras from 12 Years a Slave, too.
 
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Wot Zit Too Yah0996 said:
they arguably watered down the quality of Cadbury.
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I've noticed that, too. Creme Eggs don't taste the same as they did when I was young, and it's all in the chocolate. Toblerone is also shameful. You can tell how far they took shrinkflation theory to practice.

As for Kilwins, they're strictly a franchise. Their recipe and process is the same in every store, and it's the same one from 80 years ago. The stores are neat, there's a windowed corridor that wraps around the chocolate factory, so you can get a good look at the process.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
I've noticed that, too. Creme Eggs don't taste the same as they did when I was young, and it's all in the chocolate. Toblerone is also shameful. You can tell how far they took shrinkflation theory to practice.

As for Kilwins, they're strictly a franchise. Their recipe and process is the same in every store, and it's the same one from 80 years ago. The stores are neat, there's a windowed corridor that wraps around the chocolate factory, so you can get a good look at the process.
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I'll have to track down some Kilwins stuff whenever I revisit the US. And, your point about Creme Eggs, they seem to overcompensate with the sugar. As in, there's less actual chocolate taste, so they feel need to do a little taste bud misdirection, by dumping more sugar into the recipe. I feel like they did the same with the novelty Cadbury bars, like the Popping Candy one.

Oh, before I forget, is it just my perception of certain things, or has Toblerone actually shrunk?
 
ArnoldPalmer said:
I've noticed that, too. Creme Eggs don't taste the same as they did when I was young, and it's all in the chocolate. Toblerone is also shameful. You can tell how far they took shrinkflation theory to practice.

As for Kilwins, they're strictly a franchise. Their recipe and process is the same in every store, and it's the same one from 80 years ago. The stores are neat, there's a windowed corridor that wraps around the chocolate factory, so you can get a good look at the process.
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It might also be in the sugar, as traditionally British confectionary makers used sugarbeet where many today use cane. I know that the chocolate manufacturers around York (Terrys, Nestle, Rowntree) switched around 2007 when the British Sugar factory there closed down (the entire city of York used to stink all autumn through to midwinter from the sugarbeet processing, a very distinct smell). I would imagine Cadbury also switched from beet to cane at some point. From what I can find they're today supplied by Tate & Lyle, who produce (seemingly exclusively) from imported cane.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
The new revelations are making me sit on the fence between "the skeletons in his closet are about what I expected" and "the skeletons in his closet are definitely worse than I expected"
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I get minor Ted Bundy vibes from Jimmy. A saccharine, buck-toothed, borderline ugly Ted Bundy.
 
I'm kind of disappointed no one else picked this thread back up.

Imagine if MrBeast was a failure in life. I imagine he'd be a hopefully less threatening version of this guy. Or similar, parading around like a sad, noisy faggot:



Here's a fucked up, hilarious idea of mine: Someone should do a drawing of Longlegs, but have his face look like Jimmy's. They both have creepy smiles.
 
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I knew he had shit quality product placement items in sweatshop restaurants, but having mold on fake cheese in a product for children (which is incredibly unhealthy as well) is just disgusting lack of care.
 
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I knew he had shit quality product placement items in sweatshop restaurants, but having mold on fake cheese in a product for children (which is incredibly unhealthy as well) is just disgusting lack of care.
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Really? Actual mold? Sounds exaggerated, but reality is often unrealistic.
 
ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
Because he's a faggot that I'm fed up of hearing. He's a whore who's desperate for attention, and is willing to do whatever what for an ounce of it. Using trends and working with other Youtuber Child-E-Daddies to embelish his pockets through shit like "MrBeast burgers". It's no wonder that the likes of him ended up rising as high as he did and I have no doubt that he's been to the modern version of Epstein Island. - Though that was probably done for his own amusement going off of the Tyson drama.

If anything, it was his name that really got me to hate him. It's shit like saying someone is a "beast" and a "legend" that is one of the biggest red flags.
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Even whores have more personality than him.
 
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I don't know anything about him. You know that study from years ago that showed that the less Americans knew about a country the more they wanted to use military force against them?

I have a strong urge to bomb the shit out of Mr. Beast.
 
The fact that he obviously thinks his good deeds only count as good deeds, just 'cos he's broadcasting them. And I hate his arse-hair eaters, too, as they accuse anyone that calls him out, of not being a good person.
 
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