Wicked. - Based on the musical.

Nothing is worse than the Les Mis movie adaption though where they didn't even record the audio separately. Unfortunately, that one doesn't have any foreign dubs, not even French!
Eddie Redmayne is the only one in that movie who didn't completely humiliate himself.

If I were Amanda Seyfried, I would have changed my name and never sung again. Ella Enchanted turned herself into a meme, but Seyfried took a wet shit on the very concept of singing and rolled around in it for the world to see.
 
It seems like I'm the only person willing to say out loud that Cynthia Erivo is ugly.

She doesn't have any delicate facial features, which wouldn't be so bad if she softened up by not looking so fucking angry all the time. She doesn't just have Resting Bitch Face, she has Active Bitch Face. And in all the promotion, she's wearing a god-awful septum ring, which accentuates her large and ungainly nose.

Also, Ariana Grande has hit Uncanny Valley territory. She might be attractive if she didn't look so fucking unnatural.
 
What about The Producers ruining itself by casting Uma Thurman, itself an accomplishment because is a movie adaptation of a musical that itself was an adaptation of a movie and kept most of the same cast.
Isn't her character the woman who has no talent, can't sing but they hire her because she's hot? That was the character in the original with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel. I've not seen the remake (just the "make it gay" song), but isn't she supposed to be bad?

The only thing Russell Crowe has ever been good at is fighting 'round the world.
He's good in The Nice Guys which is an interesting and generally pretty fun film.
 
It seems like I'm the only person willing to say out loud that Cynthia Erivo is ugly.
I just thought that went without saying. She honestly looks better in the makeup and wig than she normally does...
Literally the first picture that pops up if you google her name.
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Hideous.
 
People should just go read the unabridged version of Les Misérables and stop making movies about it. The stage musical was good for what it was but the movies never are.

As for Wicked? No more shows about the green-skinned Witch of the West and instead make a nice lil' drama about what the parents of Elphaba and Nessa got up to. THAT could potentially get people talking if made right.
 
Just got back from seeing it. It was good. I didn't think it was great because the one line from the stage show that I wanted to be in the movie isn't in the movie. Yes I know my autism is showing.

Pacing was good, everyone gave a good performance I thought. Effects were good. Singing good.

Just really bummed out about the line being cut.
 
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GF wants to go, so I will let the thread know my thoughts on Thursday/Friday. At least the theater has epic popcorn.

Actress for the witch looks too fucking gross with green skin. I'm not attracted to black women but her natural complexion lends her some points. When she is green she looks scary. Also the actor who played Spongebob in the Spongebob musical (Ethan Slater) is in this, and my girlfriend told me he cheated with Ariana when she had a husband. Which is fucking hilarious that she ruined her marriage for Spongebob. So he will be a treat to see on the screen.

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It seems like I'm the only person willing to say out loud that Cynthia Erivo is ugly.

She doesn't have any delicate facial features, which wouldn't be so bad if she softened up by not looking so fucking angry all the time. She doesn't just have Resting Bitch Face, she has Active Bitch Face. And in all the promotion, she's wearing a god-awful septum ring, which accentuates her large and ungainly nose.
Sure but her character supposed to be off putting in the story, both the book and the musical. Having a hidden softer side that allows her to connect some characters but from an outside perspective she is seen as repellent and scary. It's mainly regarded to be because of her skin and later the rebellion but her looking like overall an uggo bitch works better than her being a green hottie. People tend to be polite enough not say a baby is ugly but are comfortable point out obliviously wierd features like green skin.

I'm fine with this casting on that level. Her behavior in promoting and such is absolutely moronic and detrimental but what she looks like fits the role just fine.
 
The reason she looks less bad in the green make up is because you don't register her as a fellow human being with the green skin. It's a fictional looking character so the innate revulsion of looking at an unappealing person is not as strong.

It's like watching Shrek, if him or Ogre Fiona were real people, they'd be disgusting to look at but they're fake and you don't really care how they look.
 
All I know is that I identify as green so when that commercial comes on I get triggered

All jokes aside they should have released the movie about witches before Halloween… that would be like releasing a Christmas movie in April, I know about thanksgiving weekend being big for movies but is anyone really planning on seeing it?

terrifier 3 was smart because people want to see scary movies during october but it goes to streaming around the Christmas season
 
The reason she looks less bad in the green make up is because you don't register her as a fellow human being with the green skin. It's a fictional looking character so the innate revulsion of looking at an unappealing person is not as strong.

It's like watching Shrek, if him or Ogre Fiona were real people, they'd be disgusting to look at but they're fake and you don't really care how they look.
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Nothing is worse than the Les Mis movie adaption though where they didn't even record the audio separately.
If I remember correctly, it was an artistic choice the director Tom Hooper (the same guy that directed Cats 2019 and how the songs were ordered/sang) made in order for the singing to be presented as more "authentic" to the audience. He wanted the raw, ugly voices. He also reversed things, and had the singers dictate the cadence/speed of the song instead of using click tracks or pre-recorded instrumental backings to keep time; this meant in some scenes, the pianist would be in a sound-proofed box on-set, trying to follow along to the singers while at the same time piping music back to the singers via their earbuds.

Hooper allegedly had the orchestra and lead singers perform at full-belt for over 6 hours at a time, which contributed to the decline in singing/playing quality. Needless to say, the takes that made it to the film were from the first couple of shoots, when everyone involved wasn't exhausted. Hugh Jackman claims Hooper also instructed him to not drink water for over a day, because he wanted Jackman's body to have more definition during the shirtless/boat scene ("I need you [to look] unrecognizeable... if people recognize you, I want them to think you're sick in real life."); dehydration is also terrible for singing quality and is partially why he sounds hoarse in some verses.

Sideways mentions the above points, while also comparing the movie singing to the theatrical-version singing.

It is an honest miracle that nobody had their voices/throats permanently damaged at the end of filming.
 
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