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http://freakylogo.wikia.com/wiki/Kiwi_Farms

someone made a kiwi farms logo page, too bad it's autistic
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I can't figure out if it's some Kiwi here trying to be funny, some former ex-Kiwi with an axe to grind, or some autistic butthurt wiki spaz who decided to fight back the best way he knew how.

Also, I never noticed their background. Was it always that painful to look at?
 
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I can't figure out if it's some Kiwi here trying to be funny, some former ex-Kiwi with an axe to grind, or some autistic butthurt wiki spaz who decided to fight back the best way he knew how.

Also, I never noticed their background. Was it always that painful to look at?
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It's because of the scary logos, or the lack of a solid color background. Some of their articles are off-putting in a number stations kind of way. They even have an LJN category, how fitting. I sometimes wonder who the fuck actually works on wikis like this, people on tug boat funds?
 
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http://freakylogo.wikia.com/wiki/Kiwi_Farms

someone made a kiwi farms logo page, too bad it's autistic
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I can't figure out if it's some Kiwi here trying to be funny, some former ex-Kiwi with an axe to grind, or some autistic butthurt wiki spaz who decided to fight back the best way he knew how.
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It was created by an unregistered user with no prior contributions under the IP address, then edited the same day by a user called "Spookyscaryuser" who doesn't seem to have been active on any other wikis, and just joined that one on the day (s)he made the edit on the page, and only has four total other edits. It's probably someone from here doing it as a joke.
 
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Sometime around when Modern Warfare 2 came out, I remember coming away from it's 30-minute campaign wondering if there was something I just completely missed from the experience. I roamed around the Call of Duty wiki for a while, and noticed some really bizarre edits.

Going through the talk pages, it turned out that some sped went and added a bunch of made-up info for damn-near every named NPC in the Call of Duty franchise, mostly involving their ages, and occasinally hobbies (seriously, people get really spergy about ages). Several times they had to remind him that it wasn't a fanwiki, and they only dealt with canonical information. Here's his response.

After failing to get the hint, he went on some kind of massive vandalism spree all across the wiki, putting random stuff in the trivia section of various pages like "This guy was crawling toward another guy because he wanted his balls".

I don't think he ever learned that reverting edits is literally a single mouseclick.

There's a whole bunch more weirdness going on in those talk pages, if you have both a lot of patience and a lot of time to kill.

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No autism-related discussion would be complete without our old pal, Sonic! The Sonic Fanon Wiki. It's almost like Chris discovered how to clone himself, and then all the clones decided to start a wiki. In lieu of pages, I'll let these images from the Wiki speak for themselves:
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All of these Sanic recolors and no Hank the Chog or Monica the Mongoose? For shame.
 
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Of course, GoAnimate has a wiki. GoAnipedia, everyone. Much like everything else the GoAnimate community does, this is pretty much autism personified. Given their weird obsession with Caillou, it'd make sense for them to have an article on him (archived). Let's look at that article's categories, shall we?
What is it with these people and stupid, meaningless, and just plain redundant categorizations? I get that it has to do with autism, but of course, not everyone is this autistic. If you didn't bother reading all the categories, I highly suggest that you go back and do so. It's, like, ten times more hilarious than the category autism displayed by the hero and villain wikis. Notably, the last category is "people who dislike autism." They've also got an article on Gligar13Vids (archive). Guess who wrote it? Our old friend, CartoonFreak666 (AKA LynxFan29)! If you need a refresher, or don't follow CartoonFreak666, Gligar13Vids was some YouTube sperg (or possibly a troll) whom CartoonFreak had such an issue with, that he decided to make a 40 minute long "grounded" video on him (sadly, this video no longer seems to exist).
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I really hate Calliou. He looks like a shaved testicle and has an incredibly grating voice.
 
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After a quick browse of the SpongeBob fanon wiki, I came across "Bob Squarepants," somebody's autistic Spongebob Lego fanfiction. Basically, the plot is that Spongebob leaves Bikini Bottom after Mr. Krabs convinces him to "try new things" (never mind the fact that it makes no sense that Mr. Krabs would voluntarily get rid of his best frycook like that). So he goes to Lego City and becomes a teacher, because why the hell not? The rest of the plot can be summed up in this semi-coherent sentence:
He has to try to act mature and get rid of the old him. Meanwhile, he has to deal with the job opening for assistant teacher. He must choose between celebrites Mario and Toad against his two friends Luna and Patrick. He soon realizes that he doesn't have to change for his class because they like him for who he is.
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The creators of the article actually have a YouTube series centered around this. To be fair, they do sound pretty young, but the quality's still not exactly up to par with something that even Chris would produce.
The voices are awkward and barely audible, and the whole thing just goes on for an uncomfortably long time.

Here's SpongeBob Plays Minecraft, because autism, I guess. The article isn't incredibly interesting or anything, but it does provide a fine example of autism. It doesn't really have anything to do with SpongeBob, and it's pretty much just a description of somebody's Minecraft game with players who happen to be named after characters from the show.

SpongeBob is almost as bad as Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony in terms of fanbase autism. Though, that may be mostly due to the Entersphere spergs all having an obsession with it.
 
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Sometime around when Modern Warfare 2 came out, I remember coming away from it's 30-minute campaign wondering if there was something I just completely missed from the experience. I roamed around the Call of Duty wiki for a while, and noticed some really bizarre edits.

Going through the talk pages, it turned out that some sped went and added a bunch of made-up info for damn-near every named NPC in the Call of Duty franchise, mostly involving their ages, and occasinally hobbies (seriously, people get really spergy about ages). Several times they had to remind him that it wasn't a fanwiki, and they only dealt with canonical information. Here's his response.

After failing to get the hint, he went on some kind of massive vandalism spree all across the wiki, putting random stuff in the trivia section of various pages like "This guy was crawling toward another guy because he wanted his balls".

I don't think he ever learned that reverting edits is literally a single mouseclick.

There's a whole bunch more weirdness going on in those talk pages, if you have both a lot of patience and a lot of time to kill.

All of these Sanic recolors and no Hank the Chog or Monica the Mongoose? For shame.
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I did some more digging around, and it turns out this Williamstrother fellow has a long history of making really bad edits to not only that wikia page, but here's his Wikipedia profile where he's slapped with numerous temp bans for pulling the same crap. Other than adding his fanon ages into characters' profiles, but he had a brief run on the page for whatever "Cordis Die" is, changing every instance of the word "Political" to "Terrorist". He even tries to hide it on his user talk page by blacking it out and having to have the last word in the argument.

Also according to his CoD profile, he also edits on three fanon wikis for Danny Phantom, Invader Zim and (of course) Sonic.

However, according to a Google search on his username, he seems to edit on a whole lot of wikia pages for all kinds of cartoons, comic book characters, video games and other similar interests. I'm curious to see if I can find anything big enough to warrant a whole separate thread here, as I don't want to start up a whole topic on what could amount to an Entersphere-level cow. Changed my mind. Nothing nearly interesting enough to warrant a thread. Plus I suspect he may be underage, and I don't want to open that can of worms.
 
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Here's some more Spongebob fanon autism. Bikini Bottom Junior High is somebody's fan series about Spongebob and company attending school together. Maybe it makes me just as autistic as them, but I'd like to point out that Mr. Krabs and Plankton attend the school, too, despite both being significantly older than the other characters and that Sandy's also there even though Spongebob and Patrick didn't meet her until after the series had already started. Anyway, the article is extremely long, and goes through each and every single "episode." If you want some idea of how unnecessarily detailed this is, here are some snippets:
10. "The Report Cards!" - November 5, 2013 - Term 1 has ended and Spongebob and friends have finally got their report cards! Here are the results!

Spongebob : B+ A+ C+ A- B+ B- A+ A+

Patrick : F F D F F D C+ C+

Squidward : A+ C- C- C+ B- D C- A+

Mr.Krabs : C+ C- C- C+ C+ B- F A-

Sandy : A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+

Plankton : A- A- B- B+ A- B- A+ A+

11. "Plant Cells a la mode!" - November 12, 2013 - Spongebob and friends are taking a quiz in science class about Plant Cells, Photosynthesis, Taxonomy, and DNA. Here are the results.

Spongebob : 78 C+. COMMENTS : Spongebob : Eh, A C+ is alright. Patrick : As uh Usual, F!

Patrick : 59 F

Squidward : 83 B-

Mr.Krabs : 76 C+

Sandy : 100 A+

Plankton : 100 A+
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12. "A Detention for Spongebob!" - November 19, 2013 - In Writing Class, Spongebob is trying to write a 300 word Essay about the history of Graffiti. But all of a sudden, Spongebob ripped one out loud (farted) in front of everybody. The kids laughed at him. The Writing teacher, Mr.Murphy however, was not amused. Murphy gave Spongebob an after-school detention and will make up his essay there!

COMMENTS : Spongebob : I can't believe I have a detention! All I did was fart!

Patrick : You'll get used to it, I got it 45 times plus 23 suspensions!

Mr.Murphy : NO TALKING!
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28. "Balloon Popping!" - April 10, 2014 : It is the seventh grade's 4th annual balloon popping day! What this is, is a fun game made by Mr.Munson, Ms.Frederick's, and also Mr.Doug, the old 7th grade writing teacher who returned this year as the new music teacher after he got bored of retirement. Anyway, the balloon game is to pop many balloons as you can. The three contestants are Spongebob, Sandy, and Mr.Munson. Mr.Munson remains undefeated at this game! Ms.Frederick's and Ms.Garett will take pictures of the event, Principal Finston will time the event and set it up, and Mr.Rosenfield will host the event.
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29. "April Vacation" - April 22, 2014 : It is finally the start of April Vacation! Bikini Bottom Middle School vice principal, David Sullivan has had the Bikini Bottom Public School Committee set up fun activities for the vacation. A trip to the IMAX memorial movie theatre in Los Angeles, California to see the new movie, Rio 2 for Saturday, April 19, 2014. The second activity is a day out at the amusing Six Flags carnival in Ukelele Bottom for Wednesday, April 23, 2014. The third activity is a tour of the Rina Bottom Recreational Baseball field where baseball games are played! For, Thursday, April 24, 2014 And finally a trip on a boat from Bikini Bottom to Bikini Utopia and also going around the harbor for Friday, April 25, 2014. Each activity will have vans pick the students up at their homes around 7:45 AM, on these four days and the students will go back home around 1:15 PM. SIGN UP BEFORE APRIL 17!
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30. "9th Grade Course Selection Process Exam - May 1, 2014 :

NOTE - this episode actually takes place with the eighth graders and will be the only episode Spongebob won't be in. Just outta let ya know. Thank you

- It is getting close to the end of the year, The Eighth Graders will soon be leaving Middle School and transitioning to the High School. The ninth grade teachers of the high school whom of which are Mr.Fuller, the math teacher, Mr.MacDonald, the history teacher, Ms.Hidington, the science teacher, and Mrs.Ruxby, the English teacher want the eighth graders at the middle school to take a course selection process exam to test the students's knowledge of what they will learn as freshman's in High School. The eighth grader's current teachers for now again whom of which are Mrs.Cranston, the English teacher, Ms.Mary, the math teacher, Ms.O-Connor's, the science teacher, and Mrs.Iris, the reading teacher accepted and had the entire 8th grade take the exam. There is a total of 69 students in the grade that took the exam. 62 of them aced the exam and are ready for High School! 7 of them failed one of which was MERMAIDMAN! And are not ready for high School but will still be going there anyway.
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12. 8th Grade Report Cards TERM 1 ~ November 9, 2014 : Here are the results for first term report cards.

SPONGEBOB : English 1 : B-, Algebra 1 : C+, Science : A-, Reading Strategies : B-, Social Studies : B-, Engineering : B+, Gym : A-, Health : A+, Spanish : B-, Advisory : A+.

PATRICK : English 1 : F, Pre-Algebra : F, Science : F, Reading Strategies : F, Social Studies : F, Chorus : F, Academic Support : F, Health : F, Spanish : F, Advisory : F.

SQUIDWARD : english 1 : D, Algebra 1 : D, Science : D, Reading Strategies : C+, Social Studies : B-, Art : D, Band : D, Gym : A+, Spanish : F, Advisory : C-.

MR.KRABS : English 1 : C+, Algebra 1 : C-, Science : A-, Reading Strategies : B, Social Studies : B, Gym : A+, Engineering : C-, Health : A, Spanish : F, Advisory : B.

SANDY CHEEKS : English 1 : A+, Algebra 1 : A+, Science : A+, Reading Strategies : A+, Social Studies : A+, Art : A+, Health : A+, Engineering : A+, Spanish : A+, Advisory : A+ Achieved High Honors on the honor roll !!

PLANKTON : English 1 : A-, Algebra 1 : A-, Science : B, Reading Strategies : A-, Social Studies : B+, Gym : A+, Health : A-, Art : B-, Spanish : A-, Advisory : D.

SQUILLIAM : English 1 : A+, Algebra 1 : A-, Science : A, Reading Strategies : C+, Social Studies : B, Gym : A+, Art : A+, Band : A+, spanish : C-, Advisory : B.

student comments

squilliam : Fu Señora Wesley for giving me a C in Spanish! I HAVE TWO MEXICANS THAT TEACH ME BETTER THAN YOU!!!

squidward : whenk, whenk, whenk!

squilliam : Shut Up Squidward, you stud! You realize you have an F in stupid Spanish right?!!!

squidward : don't tell the readers!!!!

squilliam : too bad, muahahahahaha!!!

Señora Wesley : Muy mal? (Bad)
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It's insane how much detail they put into all of this. Stuff that absolutely nobody would care about is all outlined. They also have articles for each school in this district, complete with a list of every single staff member, their ages, and how long they've been working at the school. They're not even consistent with that, as they mentioned that Mr. Krabs' daughter graduated in 2012, while Mr. Krabs himself is currently a student at the middle school.
 
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The end of the "Bikini Bottom Junior High" article also states that "a spin-off called Bikini Bottom High School Adventures will air in September of 2015." I'm assuming that's when the person will create an article on that. I'm sure it'll be just as autistic as this. Oh, I almost forgot. They have an "episode" which centers around the generic school show plot of drinking alcohol. It's a five part (or 2 and a half hours long, longer than most movies) affair and it's completely insane.
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21. Drunk PART 1 ~ January 9, 2015 : Plankton bribes to have Spongebob stay after school and go to a club he made. Spongebob accepted but this "club" turned out to be a alcoholic adventure. Plankton was going to give Spongebob some big bottles of BUD LIGHT beer but he took the bud light symbol off and replaced it with a fake ginger ale symbol Plankton poorly drawn. After drinking over 43 bottles; Spongebob gets very drunk and passes out with Plankton laughing maniacally. But this was just phase 1; Plankton was creating an evil plan to take over the school which was his secret 2015 new years resolution. But Patrick saw what Plankton did through the window. Patrick was walking by ready to go home after getting detention with Señora Wesley but peeked through the window and knew Spongebob was in evil hands (TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK).

22. Drunk PART 2 ~ January 16, 2015 : Patrick Star starts crying uncontrollably thinking that Plankton had killed Spongebob with the beer. Patrick Star runs to Squidward's Easter island head house. Always after school, Squidward draws 1st grade style paintings and comprises terrible music. Anyway, Patrick told Squid about the incident with the beer, Squidward at first is happy thinking that Spongebob is out of his life forever but then realizes that he will have no purpose in the neighborhood anymore. Although, Spongebob greatly annoys Squidward; it at least gave Squidward a purpose in his life to despise the sponge. Squidward is then on board with Patrick for rescuing Spongebob. Then the two head to the Krusty Krab and Sandy's TREEDOME. Sadly, Mr.Krabs and Sandy couldn't join Patrick and Squidward since Sandy had to go to a science expo for college placement and Mr.Krabs was being too greedy with his diamonds, gold, and moneys. However, Sandy at least gave them a secret weapon that might help Pat and Squid in their quest to save Spongebob. (TO BE CONTINUED).

23. Drunk PART 3 ~ January 23, 2015 : Before Patrick and Squidward can go to Bikini Bottom Middle School, they need to know how to use this secret weapon before slaughtering Plankton to death with it. The weapon shocked Patrick and turned him into a pile of charred starfish coal and Squidward inked all over Patrick's burned face with him screaming in pain. Squidward got scared from the weapon effect and caused him to ink. Patrick Star was however able to grow back since he stated that his limbs grow back from the SBSP episode {Patrick-Man!}. Anyway, Patrick said that this weapon can be very dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands. Squidward said that he knows a guy that can tweak it to target Plankton's species instead {which by the way is Protozoan}. However, a mysterious small figure is watching them ominously in the distance {TO BE CONTINUED!}.

24. Drunk PART 4 ~ January 29, 2015 : Squidward Tentacles brings Patrick to Bubble Bass's ranch house. Squidward tells Bubble Bass about what happened to Spongebob. Bubble Bass was happy to hear of Spongebob being in big trouble but Squidward happened to take a nearby katana sword Bubble bass had on his table since Bubble Bass is a huge Walking Dead nerd but anyway, Squidward held him at sword point and demanded that Bubble Bass join their quest to save Spongebob or else he gets the slit. Much to his dismay, Bubble Bass joins the two in their quest and Bass also gives Patrick, Chemical Z for the tweaking process. But they need a science lab to do it in since Bass doesn't have one. Squidward decided that him and the other two will go to Mr.Delaney's 8th Grade Science classroom and use one of his chemicals, mix it with Chemical Z and finish tweaking the weapon for PLANKTON'S demise. Squidward and Patrick leave the ranch house but Bubble Bass is smacked numerous times in the face with a baseball bat with barbed wire from PLANKTON! And then kidnapped. Squidward and Patrick are unaware of this and think that Bass is behind them just being quiet {TO BE CONTINUED!}.

25. Drunk PART 5 {The Final Battle!}~ February 5, 2015 : Squidward and Patrick finally arrive at Bikini Bottom Middle School with Chemical Z but it happens to be filled since a normal school day is in session. Squidward hides the chemical in Patrick's pants. Principal Finston then immediately noticed the two walk into the building like normal but is very angry with them since he thought they were playing hooky. Squidward and Patrick try to explain to the principal of why they were gone but he doesn't and gives them detention for 5 days. They said fine and pretended to go to class. Luckily, they were in luck, it was time for 8th Grade to go to lunch including the teachers . In that case, Squidward and Patrick snuck into the science room and told Bubble Bass to set up Chemical Z. No answer, Squidward demands the command again, still no answer. Finally, with a few f-bombs, Squidward angrily turns around and notices that Bubble Bass is not there and is confused. Squidward has had enough wrong stuff happen to him and set up Z by himself. Patrick grabbed another chemical from a table, looks like the class must've been doing a lab. Anyway, they poured the two chemicals together in a beaker. It turned pink and Squidward knew that it was a cure potion for Spongebob and anyone else kidnapped. Then they leave the school and head to the one place that Plankton could be and it's not the Chum Bucket. They arrive at the Flying Dutchman's graveyard and immediately see Spongebob, Bubble Bass, The Flying Dutchman, Principal Finston, and Mr.Delaney there all drunk and in barbed wire cages. Squidward tells Patrick to distract Plankton and make him go to snother section in the graveyard while Squidward opens the cages and feeds a little dab of potion to the sponge, ghost, bass, principal, and teacher. As Patrick started to distract Plankton, his pants fell down and he picked it back up but when he looked back down at plankton; he sees a sniper rifle on his crotch and its immediately fired into Patrick's crotch with inconsiderate pain following. Shortly after, Squidward and Plankton go into a massive battle against each other. Squidward's choice of weapons are his bad clarinet playing and his classic bathtub scream. Plankton's choice of weapons is the baseball bat with barbed wire and 1 bottle of BUD LIGHT distance beer that will taste like 100 beers and get you drunk. They fight each other instantly. Eventually, Squidward is knocked down to a crashed shipwreck and is about to get smacked numerous times with the bat but then Plankton is squashed with barb wire going into his evil eye and we see Mr.Krabs with the chemical Z potion and curing Spongebob, Bubble Bass, Principal Finston, Mr.Delaney, Flying Dutchman, and Patrick. Later at BBMS, Finston and Sullivan award Squidward and Patrick with the Medal of Honor for saving everyone's butts and gives Spongebob a week of rest from all this drama. Immediately after, Finston slaps Plankton and expels him from the school. Plankton screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! while being carried away in a tiny police car.
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TL;DR, Plankton tricks Spongebob into getting drunk, which will somehow allow him to take over the school, the rest of the characters spend about three episodes planning to kill Plankton (kinda disproportionate, don't you think?), and in the fifth part, Plankton kidnaps Bubble Bass, the principal, and a teacher and gets them drunk enough to pass out. A potion is needed to cure them, because apparently the author doesn't know anything about getting drunk, and Plankton gets expelled and arrested.

I don't understand the purpose of this. Who is it written for? Why would any of this happen in the Spongebob universe? Why does a show about an underwater fast food restaurant have so many autistic fans?
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
Here's some more Spongebob fanon autism. Bikini Bottom Junior High is somebody's fan series about Spongebob and company attending school together. Maybe it makes me just as autistic as them, but I'd like to point out that Mr. Krabs and Plankton attend the school, too, despite both being significantly older than the other characters and that Sandy's also there even though Spongebob and Patrick didn't meet her until after the series had already started. Anyway, the article is extremely long, and goes through each and every single "episode." If you want some idea of how unnecessarily detailed this is, here are some snippets:






It's insane how much detail they put into all of this. Stuff that absolutely nobody would care about is all outlined. They also have articles for each school in this district, complete with a list of every single staff member, their ages, and how long they've been working at the school. They're not even consistent with that, as they mentioned that Mr. Krabs' daughter graduated in 2012, while Mr. Krabs himself is currently a student at the middle school.
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I give Bikini Bottom Junior High an F
 
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a little late but decided to edit the kiwifarms for fun, got blocked, page went back to normal the end

also a little something else.
"...wow, this page was fixed fast. That's what you get for using autism as an insult, Happytreefriendsfan."
 
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TL;DR, Plankton tricks Spongebob into getting drunk, which will somehow allow him to take over the school, the rest of the characters spend about three episodes planning to kill Plankton (kinda disproportionate, don't you think?), and in the fifth part, Plankton kidnaps Bubble Bass, the principal, and a teacher and gets them drunk enough to pass out. A potion is needed to cure them, because apparently the author doesn't know anything about getting drunk, and Plankton gets expelled and arrested.

I don't understand the purpose of this. Who is it written for? Why would any of this happen in the Spongebob universe? Why does a show about an underwater fast food restaurant have so many autistic fans?
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Oh god, that sounds like a parody, yet, deep down, I know it isn't.

As for the answer to your question- I think it's the same reason why Sonic and MLP have their fanbases.
 
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The end of the "Bikini Bottom Junior High" article also states that "a spin-off called Bikini Bottom High School Adventures will air in September of 2015." I'm assuming that's when the person will create an article on that. I'm sure it'll be just as autistic as this. Oh, I almost forgot. They have an "episode" which centers around the generic school show plot of drinking alcohol. It's a five part (or 2 and a half hours long, longer than most movies) affair and it's completely insane.

TL;DR, Plankton tricks Spongebob into getting drunk, which will somehow allow him to take over the school, the rest of the characters spend about three episodes planning to kill Plankton (kinda disproportionate, don't you think?), and in the fifth part, Plankton kidnaps Bubble Bass, the principal, and a teacher and gets them drunk enough to pass out. A potion is needed to cure them, because apparently the author doesn't know anything about getting drunk, and Plankton gets expelled and arrested.

I don't understand the purpose of this. Who is it written for? Why would any of this happen in the Spongebob universe? Why does a show about an underwater fast food restaurant have so many autistic fans?
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... How do you take "Main character gets drunk, shenanigans ensue" and end up with "Epic massive fight to save the fate of everyone that somehow involves a clarinet and a baseball bat?"

This is the kind of shit that Robot Chicken would call absurd.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
... How do you take "Main character gets drunk, shenanigans ensue" and end up with "Epic massive fight to save the fate of everyone that somehow involves a clarinet and a baseball bat?"

This is the kind of shit that Robot Chicken would call absurd.
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Keep in mind that this is supposed to take place over the span of five episodes, or two and a half hours. To put that in perspective, most movies are about an hour and a half long, give or take.

EDIT: I just noticed that an early "episode" has Spongebob getting addicted to Minecraft and it causing his grades to drop or something. Because autism, I suppose. And there seems to be a hint of self-awareness here:
23. "Patrick's Birthday!" - February 26, 2014 : It is finally Patrick Star's birthday!!! He is now (28 years old). long story. The school said he can have the day off. He has three goals to do accomplish. He wants a ice cream birthday cake, 488 presents, and to own Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! what?
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My thoughts exactly. What?
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
... How do you take "Main character gets drunk, shenanigans ensue" and end up with "Epic massive fight to save the fate of everyone that somehow involves a clarinet and a baseball bat?"

This is the kind of shit that Robot Chicken would call absurd.
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They have to make alcohol part of an evil conspiracy because they are to autistic to understand why binge drinking is unhealthy
 
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