WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

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In light of the plump pimp celebrating his official return to the 400 pound club, I just wanted to remind others that Wings was dedicated to beating that surgery from the start.
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Here are some images of his fridge that were taken from some streams 2 years ago. Notice there's not a single food item except a random box of mash potatoes (meaning his meals are ALWAYS fast food) and every shelf is stocked with water, sugar water, sugar milk.

There's probably been slight "positive" changes since he married Kelly but since he's back to drinking regular soda, on top of eating complete shit, any positive changes are rendered obsolete.
 
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Here are some images of his fridge that were taken from some streams 2 years ago. Notice there's not a single food item except a random box of mash potatoes (meaning his meals are ALWAYS fast food) and every shelf is stocked with water, sugar water, sugar milk.
I remember how two years ago when he started eating fast food i.e. chilli on stream, his whiteknights sperged in this very thread "Wendy's chilli is nutritionist approved". Who's laughing now? It either was incredibly shitty nutritionist or it went that way:

- Ok, here is your diet plan.
- Look, I still have troubles with walking and cooking, can I eat fast food?
- Of course, not, you're on a diet! And you've just had a gastric bypass!
- Ok, but just as a rare exception?
- I don't know, something liquid like chilli, but still, you should cook yourself if you want to get better.
- Wendy's chilli is ok, got it...
- What?
- I gotta go.

There's probably been slight "positive" changes since he married Kelly but since he's back to drinking regular soda, on top of eating complete shit, any positive changes are rendered obsolete.
Kelly is fat too, it was bound to end that way. Look at Boogie's wife picture from their marriage and two years after their divorce, she looks like two different people. You live with a fatso - you slowly pick up his habits.
 
Kelly is fat too, it was bound to end that way. Look at Boogie's wife picture from their marriage and two years after their divorce, she looks like two different people. You live with a fatso - you slowly pick up his habits.

That's the main reason I put positive changes in quotations. She at least attempts to lose weight and not pig out all the time. Unfortunately her success rate will always remain low since she's with wings.
 
In light of the plump pimp celebrating his official return to the 400 pound club, I just wanted to remind others that Wings was dedicated to beating that surgery from the start.
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Here are some images of his fridge that were taken from some streams 2 years ago. Notice there's not a single food item except a random box of mash potatoes (meaning his meals are ALWAYS fast food) and every shelf is stocked with water, sugar water, sugar milk.

There's probably been slight "positive" changes since he married Kelly but since he's back to drinking regular soda, on top of eating complete shit, any positive changes are rendered obsolete.
Holy crap, Wings has enough sugar water in that fridge to give a small army diabetes. Let's hope he never learns the term "water weight" or he's going to end up with a whole new cope.
 
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You get some odd ones who shower Wings with money from just doing physical activity (jumping jacks).

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Man with over 3000+ hours play time in Rainbow Six.

Holy crap, Wings has enough sugar water in that fridge to give a small army diabetes. Let's hope he never learns the term "water weight" or he's going to end up with a whole new cope.
He has something to this effect before. "Morbidly obese people that are 500 plus pounds can have up to 40 pounds of poop in their body"

From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0KKWJNlcg8 (Apr 21, 2021) at timestamp 11:35
 
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You can eat trash food and still be in shape. The secret is to not eat the amount that could feed an entire family.

400 pounds holy shit. Can’t even neck himself without a metal rope…
What's the point of killing yourself when you can't use it as a leverage?

I can't find one where he was on a stream years ago and people tried to console him, but then suddenly he showed a gun and said something like "I will blow my brains with this pistol", making everyone so awkward that they went silent.
 
What's the point of killing yourself when you can't use it as a leverage?

I can't find one where he was on a stream years ago and people tried to console him, but then suddenly he showed a gun and said something like "I will blow my brains with this pistol", making everyone so awkward that they went silent.

What's the point of killing yourself when you can't use it as a leverage?

I can't find one where he was on a stream years ago and people tried to console him, but then suddenly he showed a gun and said something like "I will blow my brains with this pistol", making everyone so awkward that they went silent.
I recall that video. He was talking about how America was going down hill and he was trying to being edgy.
 
he was trying to being edgy
That's the excuse he pulls for every questionable thing he ever said. Well, except lowering age of consent, that was because of 12-14 girl fucking on the regular. I also recall him tweeting something like this around the time Brandy left him.
 
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What's the point of killing yourself when you can't use it as a leverage?

I can't find one where he was on a stream years ago and people tried to console him, but then suddenly he showed a gun and said something like "I will blow my brains with this pistol", making everyone so awkward that they went silent.

Do you guys remember when he said on stream that he took 3K from this poor girls donations for video fee ? there are tones of people saying that they remember him saying it and OG wing tings also made a video about it back in a day but we can't find that clip
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Vanguard is kind of getting old. I like that Richard cannot stop himself from giving the session-joiners attention and lashing out, but I wish he'd go back to full-time Rainbow and care about his rank too much. That way the inevitable teamkills would be all the more entertaining.
 
Interesting tidbits pulled from wings' last streams. He has Kelly working 60 hours a week while he can barely be bothered to stream 1/3 of that, most weeks. The time he does streams are consistent early morning, whe she's sleeping, or during the evening, during the short period she's home/before she needs to rest before another shift.

And the times she tries to spend time with him on stream, because he's actively avoiding her, he shoes her away.

Pretty interesting to hear wings to adamantly defend loving his wife when he's doing everything in his power to avoid her except when it's to bring him food or sodas.

(First clip from his latest cod stream, 1/15/20202)

(Second clip pulled from wingsofredemption subreddit. Unknown date)
 
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That's the main reason I put positive changes in quotations. She at least attempts to lose weight and not pig out all the time. Unfortunately her success rate will always remain low since she's with wings.
Can anybody fill me in on why she and Wings are married. Like, how did they even meet in the first place? I heard Wings married her for health insurance, but I can't see what she gets out of the marriage since Richard is a woe-is-me, 500 pound sad sack whose only method of income is having people online that hate him give him troll donations and who treats her like a doormat.
 
Can anybody fill me in on why she and Wings are married. Like, how did they even meet in the first place? I heard Wings married her for health insurance, but I can't see what she gets out of the marriage since Richard is a woe-is-me, 500 pound sad sack whose only method of income is having people online that hate him give him troll donations and who treats her like a doormat.
I theorise she may be left unmarried and it was a now or never situation.
 
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