WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

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  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%
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Also this incident showed why we aren't going to get the divorce arc. Kelly made Wings get back in there and sweep it up to keep the money coming. Jordie is her cash cow especially while he's making lolcow money. If he actually got kicked off the show maybe that would kick off the divorce arc but so long as being married to Jordie brings in money Kelly isn't going to rock the boat too much. That's why we didn't hear a peep from her even after that Priscilla stream where Wings shit all over their marriage.
 
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gang weeder said:
Also this incident showed why we aren't going to get the divorce arc. Kelly made Wings get back in there and sweep it up to keep the money coming. Jordie is her cash cow especially while he's making lolcow money. If he actually got kicked off the show maybe that would kick off the divorce arc but so long as being married to Jordie brings in money Kelly isn't going to rock the boat too much. That's why we didn't hear a peep from her even after that Priscilla stream where Wings shit all over their marriage.
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Yea god she looked like a tired old hag when she made wings apologize. No wonder its an asexual relationship. Imagine being such a bitch you need your wife to make ya come crawling back. I have no doubts of a script here, but ain't no way wings was in on this one. Dudes rage combined with low iq made him sperg and not even be able to think.
 
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Yea god she looked like a tired old hag when she made wings apologize. No wonder its an asexual relationship. Imagine being such a bitch you need your wife to make ya come crawling back. I have no doubts of a script here, but ain't no way wings was in on this one. Dudes rage combined with low iq made him sperg and not even be able to think.
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I don't think it's scripted Richard isn't that good of an actor
 
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I think there's a script of sorts but the cow involved isn't really a part of it. Take the Boogie faking cancer thing. I think Keemstar had planned having Boogie be confronted about it and hoped that he would either prove that he has cancer (since Keem insists that Lolcow Live is about redeeming those two faggots) or accept he faked it. The result was Boogie somehow admitting he faked it but also not admitting it at the same time. When he got "kicked" because of that, I think Keem had already planned when and how to bring Boogie back.

Same with Wings and that ex. The plan was to have Wings confronted, but his sperging out was when it became real and they played along. This is the same, I mean Wings has been "fired" like 4 times by now and it's always the same shit where Keem goes on a rant about how ungrateful Wings is and how he's out but also returns by next week because Kelly made him apologize.

TL;DR. I think there is a script for the show, but it's more like improv, in the sense that everything Keem says is fake and gay but also he's not serious, if that makes sense.
 
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Judas Connor Moon said:
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How do you actually get to this point without killing yourself?

For real though. You are a nearly 40 year old man. You live in a trailer. Your only source of income is a gnome who openly admits to using you for cheap laughs like a jester, and the way he makes you earn your money is shaving your entire head and showing off your man-tits.

How do you not just blow your brains out before it gets to this point?
 
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Cherry Dude said:
How do you actually get to this point without killing yourself?

For real though. You are a nearly 40 year old man. You live in a trailer. Your only source of income is a gnome who openly admits to using you for cheap laughs like a jester, and the way he makes you earn your money is shaving your entire head and showing off your man-tits.

How do you not just blow your brains out before it gets to this point?
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Oh that ain't even the best part! Wings has been moping on his streams about how he has to give up eating like garbage now that his gallbladder is toast. He said that "fatty and spicy foods is 90% of what I eat" (yea no shit what do you think happened to your gallbladder?) and that "fatty and spicy food to me that's happiness in life" or some shit like that. Basically saying that eating goyslop is his only pleasure in life and he's depressed at the thought of having to give it up, not that he actually will of course, he'll just keep eating it anyways and whatever happens happens, because life just ain't worth livin' if you have to eat anything other than Wendy's chili and Zaxby's, pieeeeeemp.

I think we will get some classic Wings cawntent out of this second surgery arc, his precious junk food diet being messed with is sure to put him in a funk.
 
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yea no shit what do you think happened to your gallbladder?
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Its all the fizzy drinks, just like he said it is! You know how most people have water weight? With Jordie, it's cola weight.

He looks like a beanpole after a week on the water.
 
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Oh that ain't even the best part! Wings has been moping on his streams about how he has to give up eating like garbage now that his gallbladder is toast. He said that "fatty and spicy foods is 90% of what I eat" (yea no shit what do you think happened to your gallbladder?) and that "fatty and spicy food to me that's happiness in life" or some shit like that. Basically saying that eating goyslop is his only pleasure in life and he's depressed at the thought of having to give it up, not that he actually will of course, he'll just keep eating it anyways and whatever happens happens, because life just ain't worth livin' if you have to eat anything other than Wendy's chili and Zaxby's, pieeeeeemp.

I think we will get some classic Wings cawntent out of this second surgery arc, his precious junk food diet being messed with is sure to put him in a funk.
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My predictions are a Chantal diabetes style downward spiral or he somehow loses all the weight and becomes a swole toxic gym rat, there is no in between
 
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My predictions are a Chantal diabetes style downward spiral or he somehow loses all the weight and becomes a swole toxic gym rat, there is no in between
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Way too late for a gym rat arc. The damage has already been done. When you're as heavy as Wings is and you've been heavy for as long as he has, that shit will stick with you until the day you die even if you do lose a ton of weight.

Of course he would still be healthier! And he absolutely should lose weight to live longer and have a better quality of life! But he's probably already fucked up his knees/back to the point that he'll feel like a 70 year old at 40 even if he does lose weight.
 
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Imagine getting out jewed by wings lmao
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Remember when a few months ago he was invited onto the Kino Casino and told them he couldn't join because Keemstar control cucks him so much that he is not allowed to do anything without verbal permission? He walked it back and said it was a lie but now I'm thinking it wasn't lol.
 
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Wings is just far too depressing to follow anymore. He was my gateway lolcow like 3 or 4 years ago, but I haven’t even bothered checking on him for at least two.

He’s just depressing and pathetic as shit.

Just wasting away in a smelly trailer in a fake marriage doing absolutely fuck all with his life. Even when the boxing boogie thing happened, I didn’t bother looking in. He will never, ever change.

Also, his trolls are the biggest faggots on the fucking planet.
 
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