WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 768 27.7%

  • A year

    Votes: 509 18.3%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,498 54.0%
  • Total voters
    2,775
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KevJ said:
His resume at metglass has exploded since this show started
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"Oh muh lawrd Guize I owned Metglass"
I cant wait for wings to hit 45 so he can immediately start old manning everyone about everything, he already does this to an extent but i think once hes divorced with even less mobility and suffering from a few more health conditions that are "Wholly out my control" hes gonna live in the past, look back fondly on the days when he was only 450 lbs, pine for the days when he could actually suck dopamine out of video games, there wont be much left for him in the waking world
Wingo may actually try to make friends once he realizes that his selfishness has not saved him from his myriad vices, but by then he'll most certainly be the guy who sucks keems dick for money, that in addition to whatever beans Kelly spills post divorce, He's too lame to find kinship with people who arent gamer losers or chronically online anyhow, so his reputation will always precede him

"The older I get, the better I was like real tawk"
"Ban WingsofIsolation please"
*stops stream to ban them himself cuz he banned all his mods*
 
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Wings and his skinhead twin showed up on my recommended feed. I hadn't looked at anything related to AHX or movies in general so idk why that showed up lol
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1M6_2k4Jc Holy Shit. I stopped watching at the worst time Reality and fake scripted shit keeps mixing together. So in the span of just two weeks. We Had Fatass here pretend to fight with his wife and she dumped food and Salsa all over his head, to them having "couples" therapy and having a real fight. Holy shit someone needs to find Kellys parents and send her that live stream. The man child is literally holding her emotionally hostage. He doesn't give a fuck about her it really is all about replacing grandma and having health insurance. I mean he is so fucked up She said She wanted to have a baby and he was to lazy to try and he literally claps back with she's 41 and might already have a hard time having children... why the fuck would you say that about your wife in front of thousands of people. Just shows how insecure he is he will put down his wife just to make himself seem better in his eyes. It's hilarious he went from "I'll never be keemstars dancing monkey and do debasing things" to being even more debased than boogie at this point. The most hilarious part was seeing this last livestream. Look at the pure look of hurt/jealousy on wings face in this moment when Keemstar tells them That Becky the girl wings has been simping over and calling on discord all the time missed the last week of their "show" because some dude flew her out to texas so he could fuck her for a few days. Yo you can tell from the pure horror on his face as keemstar tells this story that wings really does have feelings for some crazy fuckin thot he meant online. I have no idea how kelly can witness this shit and just stay. She might be even worse than him tbh what a weak person you are kelly. Grow a spine if you ever read this keep working to improve yourself you can do so much better than this 400 LB manchild.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1M6_2k4Jc Holy Shit. I stopped watching at the worst time Reality and fake scripted shit keeps mixing together. So in the span of just two weeks. We Had Fatass here pretend to fight with his wife and she dumped food and Salsa all over his head, to them having "couples" therapy and having a real fight. Holy shit someone needs to find Kellys parents and send her that live stream. The man child is literally holding her emotionally hostage. He doesn't give a fuck about her it really is all about replacing grandma and having health insurance. I mean he is so fucked up She said She wanted to have a baby and he was to lazy to try and he literally claps back with she's 41 and might already have a hard time having children... why the fuck would you say that about your wife in front of thousands of people. Just shows how insecure he is he will put down his wife just to make himself seem better in his eyes. It's hilarious he went from "I'll never be keemstars dancing monkey and do debasing things" to being even more debased than boogie at this point. The most hilarious part was seeing this last livestream. Look at the pure look of hurt/jealousy on wings face in this moment when Keemstar tells them That Becky the girl wings has been simping over and calling on discord all the time missed the last week of their "show" because some dude flew her out to texas so he could fuck her for a few days. Yo you can tell from the pure horror on his face as keemstar tells this story that wings really does have feelings for some crazy fuckin thot he meant online. I have no idea how kelly can witness this shit and just stay. She might be even worse than him tbh what a weak person you are kelly. Grow a spine if you ever read this keep working to improve yourself you can do so much better than this 400 LB manchild.
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Think he will up his dosage of SSRIs?
 
I know this is all scripted, but Wings is such a dick to Kelly even when he's ad-libbing responses to donations. The words are scripted but the resentment is real as fuck lmfao.
 
Cherry Dude said:
I know this is all scripted, but Wings is such a dick to Kelly even when he's ad-libbing responses to donations. The words are scripted but the resentment is real as fuck lmfao.
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It's really uncanny, it's like when your friend and his gf start fighting, but instead of them saying "ok babe, lets just talk about this when we get home" they just keep fighting making everybody uncomfortable.

I still don't see Kelly leaving, it would be such a waste of time to go through this "marriage" and somehow come out worse. Kelly didnt get too much out of it, she just got older. I've seen much worse couples stay together. I do hope they actually break up purely for the content. Wingo legit could self delete, every day a reminder that kelly left him. Let's not put it past wingo to keep kelly hostage by threatening self harm.
 
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He’s been harping lately of how hard he works, it was funny to see Kelly tell us the obvious he spends 4 hours on lolcow stuff 12 hours sleeping the rest playing video games off stream. Constantly telling everyone at 38 years old he has no libido to bang his wife is hilarious. She just knows this is it for her, she just gonna milk and detract and take over the 25% of the trailer in the future
 
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KevJ said:
He’s been harping lately of how hard he works, it was funny to see Kelly tell us the obvious he spends 4 hours on lolcow stuff 12 hours sleeping the rest playing video games off stream. Constantly telling everyone at 38 years old he has no libido to bang his wife is hilarious. She just knows this is it for her, she just gonna milk and detract and take over the 25% of the trailer in the future
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Is he still saying that's hes still trying for a kid?
 
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she just gonna milk and detract and take over the 25% of the trailer in the future
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Kelly turning out to be an undercover troll in 2025 would be quite the development if it was revealed to us naturally instead of through Keem's fake internet opera show.
 
Cherry Dude said:
I know this is all scripted, but Wings is such a dick to Kelly even when he's ad-libbing responses to donations. The words are scripted but the resentment is real as fuck lmfao.
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he resents her because hes at least half a fag who isnt attracted to her in anyway. hes been openly lusting after trannies for over a decade now, with clips going back to the PKA days where he swoons over troons that do porn. combine that with the page 5 situation, which just recently happened, and you can see an obvious pattern of behavior. he married her out of convenience because he doesnt want to die alone and lets be honest, no woman would deal with him. he found someone equally as desperate as he is and thats why neither of them will move on.

and yeah LCL is scripted garbage, but there are plenty of pre LCL events on his own streams that demonstrate how he doesnt feel romantic love towards her. not supporting her losing weight, not going to her events, not spending time with her, ignoring her while she sobs so he can continue streaming. he thinks paying for shit equates to actual support but its really him not wanting to put any effort in. hes on such a high gorilla dose of SSRIs that he doesnt even care enough to go through the motions and pretend to be there. its embarrassing really. the only thing that LCL has proven is that underneath all the scripted bullshit they do have actual resentment towards each other.
 
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and yeah LCL is scripted garbage, but there are plenty of pre LCL events on his own streams that demonstrate how he doesnt feel romantic love towards her. not supporting her losing weight, not going to her events, not spending time with her, ignoring her while she sobs so he can continue streaming. he thinks paying for shit equates to actual support but its really him not wanting to put any effort in. hes on such a high gorilla dose of SSRIs that he doesnt even care enough to go through the motions and pretend to be there. its embarrassing really. the only thing that LCL has proven is that underneath all the scripted bullshit they do have actual resentment towards each other.
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Yea he definitely resents her it's just plastered on his stupid face anytime she's around especially when he's in the zone, ie camping tdm with bomb charges and shock charges. I know it drives him nuts the other co hosts have questionably young/retarded/infinitely more attractive then kelly gf/wives.

Also as im behind on some of this nonsense, and also close to giving up because it just becomes more fake and more gay every week. But ol wings had a solid chance to distance himself from the age of consent stuff. Old news apparently but kidbehindthecamera, resident douche and wears a hat like a faggot, groomed his wife at 15 or 14. Ol wingo shoulda took a hard stance, instead just accepted it was okay. classic
 
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KevJ said:
kidbehindthecamera, resident douche and wears a hat like a faggot, groomed his wife at 15 or 14. Ol wingo shoulda took a hard stance, instead just accepted it was okay. classic
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its tough for him to be hard on it given his history. other than the old age of consent clip there are more recent events ("highschool bombshells" and flirting with those two teenage girls and then saying he was "playing into the room") that his trolls would have brought back up. i figure he didnt take a hard stance against groomerbehindacamera because he didnt want to reopen that can of worms yet again. lest we forget when LCL was still in its beginning phases wingo got called a pedophile on stream for multiple shows, which he then whined to keemstar about. he basically forced the entire format of LCL to change from what it should have been (trolls beating the shit out of them every show) to what it is now, which is redneck retard WWE bullshit.
 
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