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For The Internet said:
Ignatius said:
For The Internet said:
Chris reminds me far more of (Old) Walder Frey. The contempt for women, the demanding of a pretty, wealthy woman when he himself is old and gross, the total and utter contempt for the laws of human decency.

Except for the part where he has a billion wives and kids. That'll never happen.

I would pin him a court jester. Somewhere in between Moon Boy and Patchface.

Except Patchface comes up with meaningful glimpses into the future and used to be extremely good-looking and intelligent.

More like Jinglebell before his run-in with Mrs. The Ned. Complete with :briefs:

The fuck are you guys sperging on about?
 
The Dude said:
For The Internet said:
Sperg stuff.

Right then, carry on I suppose. :stupid:
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The Dude said:
The fuck are you guys sperging on about?

Hey man you ever hear of this movie The Big Lebowski?

Since we're talking about "sperging on" and all, I mean.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
The Dude said:
The fuck are you guys sperging on about?

Hey man you ever hear of this movie The Big Lebowski?

Since we're talking about "sperging on" and all, I mean.

You're out of your element.
 
Lady Houligan said:
Oh sweet monkey Christ what the fuck did I just watch. I think that (and by extension 14BC if Barb and Chris finally resort to.......that) should be automatic qualification for nuke it from space and then salt the earth.

They've already salted the Earth. The area of Blight is quite visible from the satellite photos.
 
Tiresome said:
Lady Houligan said:
Oh sweet monkey Christ what the fuck did I just watch. I think that (and by extension 14BC if Barb and Chris finally resort to.......that) should be automatic qualification for nuke it from space and then salt the earth.

They've already salted the Earth. The area of Blight is quite visible from the satellite photos.

Now that the earth has been salted it's time to engage in the Scorched Earth Protocol. :ween: :ween: :ween:
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
JarlaxleBaenre said:
Craster reminded me a bit of Chris. Mostly when Craster hopped around screaming "I am a godly man!"

You are a bastard.

A doll fucking, Tomgirl bastard.

Chris is more like Sansa, "Wah, my life sucks"
Except Sansa has some redeeming qualities and she's actually goin through shit.
 
Lady Houligan said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Sakamoto said:
Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

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Oh sweet monkey Christ what the fuck did I just watch. I think that (and by extension 14BC if Barb and Chris finally resort to.......that) should be automatic qualification for nuke it from space and then salt the earth.

That one wasn't even a bad episode...there's been a few episodes where there were ladies who just pooped into dirty crapped briefs, threw them in a bag in the corner, and let them pile up to the ceiling. One lady's entire closet was filled with dirty crapped briefs and the floor was rotted out underneath the pile IIRC...then there was the guy who had the homeless man living in his back yard and HE had his own bucket to poop in, but he provided one of the best quotes on that series "You don't wanna film this, I mean, it's a bucket of sh*t".
 
CaptainHuya said:
Lady Houligan said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

Oh sweet monkey Christ what the fuck did I just watch. I think that (and by extension 14BC if Barb and Chris finally resort to.......that) should be automatic qualification for nuke it from space and then salt the earth.

That one wasn't even a bad episode...there's been a few episodes where there were ladies who just pooped into dirty crapped briefs, threw them in a bag in the corner, and let them pile up to the ceiling. One lady's entire closet was filled with dirty crapped briefs and the floor was rotted out underneath the pile IIRC...then there was the guy who had the homeless man living in his back yard and HE had his own bucket to poop in, but he provided one of the best quotes on that series "You don't wanna film this, I mean, it's a bucket of sh*t".

OT: There's a lot about this series that is voyeuristic about peoples' severe mental illness. The dramatic music, the fast zoom-ins, etc. Can you imagine a network making a show like this about someone with lung cancer coughing up blood?
 
Holdek said:
OT: There's a lot about this series that is voyeuristic about peoples' severe mental illness. The dramatic music, the fast zoom-ins, etc. Can you imagine a network making a show like this about someone with lung cancer coughing up blood?
Unfortunately, yes, I can.
 
TONIGHT ON CANCER QUEENS:
ONE QUEEN'S DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF DEATH AS SHE COUGHS UP BLOOD
"*coughcough* WHAT-EVV-AAA I DO WHAT I WANT *dragwheezechocke*"
ONLY ON TLC
 
With the way that reality TV shows have been going these days, I could definitely see a Lung Cancer Loogie show being on TLC.
 
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