🎨 Artcow WitChan / Melvin Wright

[Himawari]

I read his "Mammoth Harem" fic. Not all, but most of it.

Oh you poor thing that is definitely one of his worst ones. (Of the ones I've tried to read, at least.) It's kind of a toss-up between that and Prancing Around. On the one hand, Prancing Around doesn't have Ash going "Oh you mean I can enslave girls against their will to be my sex slaves! Awesome, I'm all for it!!" On the other hand, Mammoth Harem doesn't have as much (or any??) pokephilia, or constant narrative on how big all the Pokemon's dicks are and how they are only worth catching/training if their dicks are bigger.

I actually convinced lamepokemonart to spork the first two chapters of Mammoth Harem immediately after Witchan sperged at him about how he's OMG TOTALLY NOT SEXIST AT ALL.

• Take a sip anytime a girl calls Ash "daddy".
  Take a sip anytime one or more girls are described by the author as "the slut(s)/the MILF(S)"
  Two sips any time a variation of "a few minutes later..." is written.
  Take a sip every time there is sex.
  Take a sip any time ellipses show up during sex.
  Take a sip every time money or condom wrappers are placed in/taken from between a girl's breasts.
  Finish the glass if the girl in question is Iris (who is quite literally flat-chested).
  Take two sips if a character's description in-story does not correspond to the official art.
  Or if you don't know what the character looks like.

I went ahead and bolded the ones that apply to at least a good handful, if not most, of Witchan's fics.

 

[Saney]

Holy shit, man... That was awesome... Thanks for tearing my ass apart

The most realistic dialogue ever.

 

[Himawari]

On the other hand, Mammoth Harem doesn't have as much (or any??) pokephilia, or constant narrative on how big all the Pokemon's dicks are

I started rereading Mammoth Harem (why????) and two chapters in I realize I was mistaken.

The Kricketune went closer to Misty, before putting his decent-sized cock inside Misty’s pussy.

I must have just purged all that from my mind...

 

[Lady Houligan]

On the other hand, Mammoth Harem doesn't have as much (or any??) pokephilia, or constant narrative on how big all the Pokemon's dicks are

I started rereading Mammoth Harem (why????) and two chapters in I realize I was mistaken.

The Kricketune went closer to Misty, before putting his decent-sized cock inside Misty’s pussy.

I must have just purged all that from my mind...

"Decent-sized"? JFC, it's like someone's finally compacted "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" into a two word phrase that sums up all their inadequate feelings about their penis. I might have to dust off my sporking chops to go after one of his fics.

 

[Saney]

On the other hand, Mammoth Harem doesn't have as much (or any??) pokephilia, or constant narrative on how big all the Pokemon's dicks are

I started rereading Mammoth Harem (why????) and two chapters in I realize I was mistaken.

The Kricketune went closer to Misty, before putting his decent-sized cock inside Misty’s pussy.

I must have just purged all that from my mind...

"Decent-sized"? JFC, it's like someone's finally compacted "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" into a two word phrase that sums up all their inadequate feelings about their penis. I might have to dust off my sporking chops to go after one of his fics.

Please do.

 

[Lady Houligan]

"Decent-sized"? JFC, it's like someone's finally compacted "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" into a two word phrase that sums up all their inadequate feelings about their penis. I might have to dust off my sporking chops to go after one of his fics.

Please do.

Well then... Himawari, any suggestions? ]P

 

[Himawari]

Haha, let's see...

Change
Comfort
May's fantastic journey
Dawn has two mommies (part two is especially )
An illegal relationship (original and/or redux)

And that's just what I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Haha, let's see...

Change
Comfort
May's fantastic journey
Dawn has two mommies (part two is especially )
An illegal relationship (original and/or redux)

And that's just what I can think of off the top of my head.

Oh God, decisions. Saturday I'll have to sit down and read the first chapter of each and decide which one looks to be the lowest-hanging fruit.

 

[José Mourinho]

I read his "Mammoth Harem" fic. Not all, but most of it. This might be the worst thing I've ever read. And I managed to make a drinking game out of it.

• Take a sip anytime a girl calls Ash "daddy".
  Take a sip anytime the author misspells "Johto" as "Jotho".
  Take a sip anytime one or more girls are described by the author as "the slut(s)/the MILF(S)"
  Two sips any time a variation of "a few minutes later..." is written.
  Take a sip every time there is sex.
  Take a sip any time ellipses show up during sex.
  Take a sip every time money or condom wrappers are placed in/taken from between a girl's breasts.
  Finish the glass if the girl in question is Iris (who is quite literally flat-chested).
  Take two sips if a character's description in-story does not correspond to the official art.
  Or if you don't know what the character looks like.

Pick a few of these rules and enjoy your liver failure. And possibly cancer from reading it.

Ugh... this makes A-Log's fanfictions look like masterpieces.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

So I reviewed his shit

then PM'd him about his refusal to accept criticism and how he's a fucking pedophile and sent him some definitions because he can't use fucking words properly.


He replied.
Twice.

And proceeded to block me so I can't read the full messages or access the original one I sent but I have a snippet from the e-mail notification I got

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It's **ing hilarious that a troll like
yourself is calling me a 12-year old. How ironic. But seriously, you are
delusional. You took the time to make an account just to post ridiculous ** to
me. and it's true. I mean, you created your profile the same day you wrote
your bs review. And you obviously don't know me. I've graduated from high
school. And here, I'm just a guy trying to improve a lot. People say that I've
improved a bit.

And again, you don't know me. This isn't real life. If you think I'm a
pedophile for writing FICTIONAL stuff, you might as well call other authors,
tv and movie producers, novel writers, people that draw FICTIONAL characters
naked on cartoon ** sites like rule34, the people that request authors to
write stories for them, the people reading/viewing FICTIONAL stories/** and
enjoy it, and the ones that make video games the same. But why haven't you
mention them? Oh, wait. You're just another troll trying so hard to get rid of
me.

And this you wrote: "Most authors out in the real world do not write books
about pedophillia or incest What is around the write? If you meant around the
world, no, no professional publisher not even one in Japan w...

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The idiot expects me to shut down Rule 34 or something? He doesn't realize it's not about the fact that they're cartoons, it's about how they're terrible and UNDER AGED. Either way it's pretty much a standard DA/FF reaction and I got a pretty good laugh out of him trying to excuse his pedophillia.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

To be fair, in a revolting sort of way, there is no indication in any of these alleged stories that he understands the differences between the bodies of a prepubescent female and an adult woman. Consider the aforementioned problem in which Iris is said to store things (e.g. money) between her breasts, even though her figure is that of an ironing board in canon. All of these prepubescent girls, especially Misty, have no physical problem doing what they do with adult men, Dragonites...

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

Then again it doesn't matter apparently because they're fictional.

 

[MysticMisty]

According to him though, nobody is calling out the other perverts who write absurd and fucked up fanfics. We're just being mean for no good reason!

Has there ever been documentation of this guy raging about real women? He seems like the type who would be pissed off about real life not equaling his fucked up fantasies of ultra slutty women.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

To be honest I imagine him to be the beta kid who gets a boner from a girl sitting next to him on a bus.

 

[José Mourinho]

Looking at the reviews, I wonder how he managed to get fans in the first place. Or most likely his fans are just trolls following him.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Looking at the reviews, I wonder how he managed to get fans in the first place. Or most likely his fans are just trolls following him.

Some of them might be that, yes, but I think they're mostly illiterate idiots who get off to anything that has bewbies.

 

[random_pickle]

Ya know, after reading some of his shit, as revolting as it is, it would probably be praised if it were in hentai doujinshi form rather than fanfic form. I'm saying this because I see this kind of OOC shit in hentai all the time, sometimes it's even more disgusting than what Witty here can come up with.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

It still would have better spelling and use words in the correct tense more than Witchan would.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9583547/1/Ash-and-Yellow

"I feel so horny for Ash after seeing him for just a few seconds!!!!"

 

[Himawari]

omg that fic is so inaccurate, Yellow lives in Viridian City not Lavender Town!!