Wizardchan

Status
Not open for further replies.
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Springblossom said:
DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

These are the same people that are too lazy to hand in a resume and get a job, yeah good luck establishing a new world order.

Just imagine a Wizard going to congress to petition having welfare should be the norm and women should be ordered to have sex with them.

They'd try to form their own version of Anonymous. Anonywiz, maybe?

Instead of being a guy in a suit with no face, their logo is a hugely fat guy wearing a disgusting undershirt with no face. Somehow, even if it's only displayed on your monitor, it seems to reek of body odor and dried semen.
 
I might be a bit late on saying this, but I think it has finally been discovered. The Lol'y Grail.
 
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/55509.html

So, ummm...

I decided to conduct a little experiment and see if I could write a ridiculous parody of Wizardchan posts and have them take it completely seriously. It worked.

Can you believe that guy telling me to kill my own mother? I was actually going to include something along those lines, but decided not to since I was afraid one of them would take it seriously and do...something. Dunno what, probably send me stuff in the mail encouraging me to do it.

please please don't ban me for this

Also, I screencapped this and am contemplating posting it there. Would that be a bad idea?
 
Mentioned this in chat today and yesterday, but for the amusement of all:

I went into the #wiz IRC channel and had a decent little chit chat about the value of human life. After that someone brought up a girl having sex. I'm not sure if it was the Dutch woman the previous admin was with or a girl that one of the chatters personally knew that was in a relationship not with him, but they started calling whoever it was a slut. I asked why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex. Literally, word for word: "I don't understand why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex." They started calling me a white knight, a woman, and a "lighthouse slut". So I took a picture of myself holding up a sign that said "I'm a pretty girl" and they banned me.
 
Null said:
Mentioned this in chat today and yesterday, but for the amusement of all:

I went into the #wiz IRC channel and had a decent little chit chat about the value of human life. After that someone brought up a girl having sex. I'm not sure if it was the Dutch woman the previous admin was with or a girl that one of the chatters personally knew that was in a relationship not with him, but they started calling whoever it was a slut. I asked why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex. Literally, word for word: "I don't understand why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex." They started calling me a white knight, a woman, and a "lighthouse slut". So I took a picture of myself holding up a sign that said "I'm a pretty girl" and they banned me.
The hell is a lighthouse slut?
 
Saney said:
Null said:
Mentioned this in chat today and yesterday, but for the amusement of all:

I went into the #wiz IRC channel and had a decent little chit chat about the value of human life. After that someone brought up a girl having sex. I'm not sure if it was the Dutch woman the previous admin was with or a girl that one of the chatters personally knew that was in a relationship not with him, but they started calling whoever it was a slut. I asked why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex. Literally, word for word: "I don't understand why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex." They started calling me a white knight, a woman, and a "lighthouse slut". So I took a picture of myself holding up a sign that said "I'm a pretty girl" and they banned me.
The hell is a lighthouse slut?
Maybe it's a slutty girl who draws guys in like a lighthouse draws in ships? I don't know, these people are almost as bad as Chris and his CWCisms.
 
They're also pitching a fit because supposedly she has that whole "loser fetish" I talked about before and is hooking up with several key members in their ranks. Some guy named "Bear" was the next one she supposedly hooked up with. Of course I can't verify any of this, and it's probably just lonely tard whining.
 
Null said:
Mentioned this in chat today and yesterday, but for the amusement of all:

I went into the #wiz IRC channel and had a decent little chit chat about the value of human life. After that someone brought up a girl having sex. I'm not sure if it was the Dutch woman the previous admin was with or a girl that one of the chatters personally knew that was in a relationship not with him, but they started calling whoever it was a slut. I asked why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex. Literally, word for word: "I don't understand why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex." They started calling me a white knight, a woman, and a "lighthouse slut". So I took a picture of myself holding up a sign that said "I'm a pretty girl" and they banned me.

Hey! get off the internet and back in the fucking kitchen, also cover yourself in public, and speak only when spoken too!!!! -Wizard chan users 1500's views.
I bet the Wizards want some kind of Nerd Shariah put in place. Wizards are human shit.
 
KatsuKitty said:
They're also pitching a fit because supposedly she has that whole "loser fetish" I talked about before and is hooking up with several key members in their ranks. Some guy named "Bear" was the next one she supposedly hooked up with. Of course I can't verify any of this, and it's probably just lonely tard whining.

Their contempt for women is hilarious. They have numerous posts on there where they talk about being friendzoned but as soon as someone makes one trip past the post they blame the woman, and claim that she had a "loser fetish" when in reality that just speaks lower for yourself. And speaks highly for the woman if she was able to look past the flaws of someone. Not that they'd understand concepts like self awareness.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
KatsuKitty said:
They're also pitching a fit because supposedly she has that whole "loser fetish" I talked about before and is hooking up with several key members in their ranks. Some guy named "Bear" was the next one she supposedly hooked up with. Of course I can't verify any of this, and it's probably just lonely tard whining.

Their contempt for women is hilarious. They have numerous posts on there where they talk about being friendzoned but as soon as someone makes one trip past the post they blame the woman, and claim that she had a "loser fetish" when in reality that just speaks lower for yourself. And speaks highly for the woman if she was able to look past the flaws of someone. Not that they'd understand concepts like self awareness.
These people barely understand the concept of shitting, how can they be self aware?
 
Wizards discuss the inevitability of becoming homeless and dependant on welfare when their parents kick the bucket.

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/30683.html

This is the future /wiz/. If and when some of us can't take it anymore, they'll just throw us out on the street in a place we've never been. No neetbux, no mental health care, just a cold slab of pavement. On the other hand…nonprofits providing marijuana clinics for the needy, cell phones, transient hotels, dat room…sounds like a good deal.

This is why you don't threaten to kill yourself.
you keep your intentions to yourself and then just one day, you do it.

When I can no longer take it I will commit suicide. I don't expect to be taken care of by the government, and I certainly will not go attention whoring with a suicide threat.

I know if I was ever at this stage in life I'd immediately go to a psychiatric clinic
 
Time for /meta/ edition.

1. http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/9061.html
A request for changing /v9k/ to /vent/.

2. http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/8673.html

OP said:
What's with the sudden infestation of normalfags on /v9k/? It's sickening how we're not even safe from these fuckwits here of all places.

There needs to be a new rule where posting about how/ implying you have friends results in a ban. Zero tolerance for anyone who isn't a friendless omega.
Zero tolerance should be reserved for non-virgins.

It should not be spent on 'people who are less of a loser than I am'

There's a threshold of loser and we're all below it.

3. http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/8633.html
http://888chan.org/cow/res/22332.html

are we gonna allow this shit?
It's funny how they can get so angry over the fact that we don't want people here who aren't virgin.
They absolutely don't understand why virgins aren't allowed.
What can we do? We can't remove normies from Earth
I say we can.
Prepare for super-AIDS.
I'm a normologist. I observe normals to try and understand the way they think, feel, and act. Not all wizarding is magic, anon.
 
I sometimes wonder if to these people it's just a huge joke.

I really really do

I can't imagine a person actually labeling themselves as a loser to try and make a point. I just can't.

>>8890
Muggle Studies

Christ This is starting to remind me of Otherkin calling people that don't think they're dragons "mundanes"

EDIT: Also Alan Pardrew's avatar is very relevant to this sort of topic.
 
Wizardchan discusses... Therapy!

Quotes!
56001 said:
>paying for talking with normies
lol
It's useless, it won't change anything. You will just get advices like "b urself" and "go to parties and you will get friends"

Maybe get some pills from psychiatrist or something, just don't go to psychologists and therapies

56010 said:
>>56005
Well, women don't have to be as picky about who they fuck nowadays since abortion is becoming more and more acceptable and plus there's birth control pills.

56061 said:
People who are completely incapable of empathy (females) should have no place doing therapy. Women don't know what it's like to suffer, they go though life having all their needs catered to - god mode.

56064 said:
>>56061
True. I've said this myself that women will honestly NEVER EVER know what a man can feel. A man can possibly end up being alone forever. I saw on another site where this woman made it sound like women can be "lonely" as well, saying that they have "periods" of time where nobody wants them. Well, that's barely even comparable to what a man can go through. See, a man can try to ask out upon dozens and dozens of girls and still end up not even getting a phone number. A man can go throughout his whole life without even kissing a girl, let alone dating one. For certain men, they have no periods of time where they're unwanted by everyone, because it's ALWAYS been like that for them, where they've never known the affection and sensual love of another human female.

A woman? If she's not a fucking whale or ugly to the point of near deformity, they can outright get a single guy to fuck her possibly right on the spot depending on where they're at. A woman can still get dozens of messages from 8/10 guys on dating sites even if she's just a mere 5/10. It's just literally impossible for women to know what a man can go through. They could never understand. Ever. Any woman that says otherwise honestly has no idea what they're talking about. If a woman says that type of shit to you, you tell them to make a profile on OKC so that they can see how wrong they are.

Uguu!
 
But you can be safe in the knowledge that they will spend their days in isolated misery perpetuating their situation.
 
teheviltwin said:
But you can be safe in the knowledge that they will spend their days in isolated misery perpetuating their situation.

Thank god only one of them will reproduce.

I guess that they're helping curb population growth.
 
Null said:
Mentioned this in chat today and yesterday, but for the amusement of all:

I went into the #wiz IRC channel and had a decent little chit chat about the value of human life. After that someone brought up a girl having sex. I'm not sure if it was the Dutch woman the previous admin was with or a girl that one of the chatters personally knew that was in a relationship not with him, but they started calling whoever it was a slut. I asked why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex. Literally, word for word: "I don't understand why women shouldn't be allowed to enjoy sex." They started calling me a white knight, a woman, and a "lighthouse slut". So I took a picture of myself holding up a sign that said "I'm a pretty girl" and they banned me.

This is absolutely awesome.
ad-marryme.gif
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back