Wizardchan

[Picklepower]

I'm so tempted to make a troll account.

>Hot chick in my class
>she won't look my way cuz I'm not a fucking body builder
>I accidently fart loudly
>I'm so embarrassed angry I run out of the room
>not going back to class for the rest of the week.
>guess I'll just lay here and look a loli

 

[random_pickle]

^^^^

DO IT! DO IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[José Mourinho]

DO IT.

Anyway...
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48667.html

Did anyone else here think when they were younger that girlfriends just come naturally?

Yeah, I was so naive.
But I guess for normals they do come almost naturally.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48521.html

 

[exball]

DO IT.

Anyway...
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48667.html

Did anyone else here think when they were younger that girlfriends just come naturally?

Yeah, I was so naive.
But I guess for normals they do come almost naturally.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48521.html

I hate these men.

 

[José Mourinho]

1.http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48936.html
I hate my fucking body!!!11ONE

2. http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48733.html

How do I deal with this jealousy?

I seriously get extremely jealous whenever I see someone mentioning his (ex-)girlfriend or his sexual experiences on the internet, especially imageboards.
For example, I visited a porn imageboard today and I constantly saw people talking about their girlfriends and living out their weird fetishes with them etc. and it killed my boner.

I just want to have sex too, it makes me mad I can't get any.

Anyone knows that feel?

 

[Pikimon]

The fun part is that they blame everything on everything but themeselves.

 

[Springblossom]

1.http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48936.html
I hate my fucking body!!!11ONE

These people are just listing everything slightly flawed about their appearance and acting like it's a horrifying defect. And I refuse to believe that height is that big a deal for girls.

 

[HandBanana]

After all the threads I've seen on wizardchan I'm dying to know what some of them look like IRL.

 

[Niachu]

Does anyone else hate their body? I have these moobs and this sack of fat under my belly-button. For a long time I have contemplated slicing them off. But I don't know if it will cause any permanent/major damage. I was never able to get close to girls or experience the awesomeness of teenage sex during those years because of my physical problems.

What else can I do to get rid of man-boobs? Could I ask my therapist for testosterone hormones? Do they even give those to normal people or only trannies?

Exercise is hard okay

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49292.html

........................

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49292.html

........................

So the OP has basically compared the suffering of the victims of 9/11 to not getting laid.

I seriously don't know what to say.

 

[Duke Nukem]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49292.html

........................

So the OP has basically compared the suffering of the victims of 9/11 to not getting laid.

I seriously don't know what to say.

>tfw involuntary celibacy for 20yrs
>did nothing to deserve this except be born to shitty parents with shitty genes
>can do whatever the fuck i want because people treat me like shit for something i couldn't control

Fuck it, nature in it's rawest form is violent and hostile, i will be the omega of the herd that shits inside the lake water and bites them when they aren't looking. It will be like stealth jihad against normalfags and man will it feel good. It will be glorious.

Most of you have nothing to lose, embrace your suffering and share it with others.

We'll do something, someday.

Assuming you're a virgin loser like everyone else here (which you better fucking be) the "edgy" card doesn't work you. You are genetically inferior scum like the rest of us so what you're implying is that you like to take it in the ass like a good incel? it's understandable because usually being at the bottom as a man means you have low testosterone and no aggression, stop being a bitch.

You're just fitting into the normalfag stereotype of what incel males are suppose to be OP. That we’re creepy psychopaths that deserve to be alone.

The reality is most of us couldn't hurt a fly, we're probably the least violent people on the planet.

So let's be pacific terrorists.
Like being slow in a queue.

Or mess up train timetables by jumping infront of express trains.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Or mess up train timetables by jumping infront of express trains.

I really hope these guys start jumping in front of trains.

 

[exball]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49292.html

........................

So the OP has basically compared the suffering of the victims of 9/11 to not getting laid.

I seriously don't know what to say.

>tfw involuntary celibacy for 20yrs
>did nothing to deserve this except be born to shitty parents with shitty genes
>can do whatever the fuck i want because people treat me like shit for something i couldn't control

Fuck it, nature in it's rawest form is violent and hostile, i will be the omega of the herd that shits inside the lake water and bites them when they aren't looking. It will be like stealth jihad against normalfags and man will it feel good. It will be glorious.

Most of you have nothing to lose, embrace your suffering and share it with others.

We'll do something, someday.

Assuming you're a virgin loser like everyone else here (which you better fucking be) the "edgy" card doesn't work you. You are genetically inferior scum like the rest of us so what you're implying is that you like to take it in the ass like a good incel? it's understandable because usually being at the bottom as a man means you have low testosterone and no aggression, stop being a bitch.

You're just fitting into the normalfag stereotype of what incel males are suppose to be OP. That we’re creepy psychopaths that deserve to be alone.

The reality is most of us couldn't hurt a fly, we're probably the least violent people on the planet.

So let's be pacific terrorists.
Like being slow in a queue.

Or mess up train timetables by jumping infront of express trains.

I hate these people.

 

[spaps]

>we're probably the least violent people on the planet.

 

[Duke Nukem]

>we're probably the least violent people on the planet.

We'll do something, someday.

I'm a Nice Guy and not violent but women are evil bitches and normies deserve to die hawhawhaw

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49250.html

- god i hate my face so much.
- I hate making eye contact with people, because I have the biggest fuck rape eyes ever. I took a photo of me staring straight into the camera. deleted it right after. fucking terrifying.
-

I hate my looks so much that I just want to explode.

My hair is disgusting. It just looks horrible. My skin is bad. My face just looks meh. I have no distinctive looks. No attractive masculine feautures like a strong and defined jaw. My nose is too big and round. My jaw is too round. My beard is unimpressive. I am short. I have short legs. I am skinnyfat. I have slight manboobs. My hips are too wide. My thighs are too fat. My feet are too big. Fuck. Even if I will get thin or work out it won't fix my face or my fucked up proportions. I can't even put in words how mad I am and what sorrow I feel. I seriously wish there was a way to transfer my conciousness into another body.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49250.html
Posting this again because:

Holy fuck so much butthurt over some fag "bragging" and not even breaking any rules.
Is this even a chan? With all the tears it looks more like kotaku

please be nice here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Wizardchan, you little normalfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hogwarts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on NormAl-Fags, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in wizard warfare and I’m the top spellcaster in the entire WC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another non-virgin. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, muggle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of wizards across Wizardchan and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spell storm, normie. The spell storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred spells, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed spell casting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wizard Chan Wizard Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit spells all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, normalfag.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Wizard Chan defends Colmbine shooters: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/49921.html

I think the Columbine Massacre was terrible and I hope such a tragedy never happens again.

However, as I've been coming closer to becoming a wizard, I've been developing a new perspective on their actions. I once viewed their actions as irrational, but now I think I see why they did it.

Forever doomed to never having a gf (because of severe unpopularity), they realized their lives were going to be painful and lonely so they decided to end their lives short.

But why would they just kill themselves? They felt that the world would be better off without the people who socially crippled them.

Again, I think what they did was despicable, but I feel more sympathy for them, and less resentment.

The replies to this are even worse.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"Even if you don't agree with what they did you have somewhat admire them. They went out in the coolest,courageous and most beautiful ways possible. They where both highly intelligent and understood that their actions on that day would forever be admired by the downtrodden bullied males everywher"

Nothing cooler and braver than murdering a bunch of unarmed people who may or may not have been mean to you then killing yourself.