Wizardchan

[Butta Face Lopez]

Cashiers make mistakes. It's not their fault somebody is so far up their own ass that they assume they're being bullied and are so gutless that they won't even try to rectify the mistake.

I've had that experience from both sides of the counter. The conversation usually goes:

"And here's your change."
"Actually, I gave you (denomination)."
"Oh, you did. Sorry about that, here you go."
"Thanks!"

And then you take the cashier in back and fuck their brains out. This guy dropped the ball.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/30616.html

What are some odd habits you have, /wiz/?

>every now and again I look out the window and imagine what it would look like for a nuclear explosion to occur at that moment

My college room's window overlooks the city, which could explain it.

I take pictures of my shits. I've been doing it regularly for about a year now and have only missed two since I started.

Pic related is my most recent sample, although it is by no means exemplary of my usual stool.

 

[Watcher]

I take pictures of my shits. I've been doing it regularly for about a year now and have only missed two since I started.

Pic related is my most recent sample, although it is by no means exemplary of my usual stool.

One has to wonder why the bitches aren't lining up for this guy right here

 

[Duke Nukem]

Cashiers make mistakes. It's not their fault somebody is so far up their own ass that they assume they're being bullied and are so gutless that they won't even try to rectify the mistake.

I've had that experience from both sides of the counter. The conversation usually goes:

"And here's your change."
"Actually, I gave you (denomination)."
"Oh, you did. Sorry about that, here you go."
"Thanks!"

And then you take the cashier in back and fuck their brains out. This guy dropped the ball.

Since when have these guys NOT dropped the ball? I'm not the most socially savvy person on Earth, but god damn, I really think I'm losing faith in humanity here.

 

[Watcher]

Since when have these guys NOT dropped the ball? I'm not the most socially savvy person on Earth, but god damn, I really think I'm losing faith in humanity here.

I'm really gaining sympathy for people that beat their kids

I can't believe I just said that

 

[Night Terror]

Actually, 'wizard' is old internet slang for a man who's a virgin by 30. They took it to mean 'a man who is a friendless, hateful, creepy, NEET virgin by 30'

 

[Watcher]

Actually, 'wizard' is old internet slang for a man who's a virgin by 30. They took it to mean 'a man who is a friendless, hateful, creepy, NEET virgin by 30'

So wait, they adopted an already pathetic title and made it more pathetic by associating it with themselves?

 

[Night Terror]

Actually, 'wizard' is old internet slang for a man who's a virgin by 30. They took it to mean 'a man who is a friendless, hateful, creepy, NEET virgin by 30'

So wait, they adopted an already pathetic title and made it more pathetic by associating it with themselves?

I guess it's catchier than LoserChan.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

So wait, they adopted an already pathetic title and made it more pathetic by associating it with themselves?

I guess it's catchier than LoserChan.[/quote]
I'm sure the internet legend has nothing to do with the people you've found in the website's bowels. Those people really are just incels who force their silly rage down everyone's throats. Most of the people who would be called wizards can't be that kind of person. Might as well include them with Loveshies rather than 30 something virginal men.

They would probably call me a normalfag, just because I'm not as depressed as they are. I don't know though. I've seen some ok people, but they don't seem like "real wizards" to me. Be as hardcore as you want go...I mean guys.

 

[cypocryphy]

The idea of being normal is relative. So, on wizardchan it is they who are actually normal by their standards.

 

[Watcher]

The idea of being normal is relative. So, on wizardchan it is they who are actually normal by their standards.

I take pictures of my shits. I've been doing it regularly for about a year now and have only missed two since I started.

Pic related is my most recent sample, although it is by no means exemplary of my usual stool.

My thing with this statement is that not only is it disturbing, but the guy who's saying it is very arrogant about it, he has a lot of pride in his disturbing hobby.

It's more or less my beef with Wizardchan. I could forgive being pathetic but not believing superiority over others.

And these people blame women for why they don't get laid.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why take pictures of your shits?
WHY THE FUCK?

 

[Count groudon]

The idea of being normal is relative. So, on wizardchan it is they who are actually normal by their standards.

I take pictures of my shits. I've been doing it regularly for about a year now and have only missed two since I started.

Pic related is my most recent sample, although it is by no means exemplary of my usual stool.

My thing with this statement is that not only is it disturbing, but the guy who's saying it is very arrogant about it, he has a lot of pride in his disturbing hobby.


It's more or less my beef with Wizardchan. I could forgive being pathetic but not believing superiority over others.

And these people blame women for why they don't get laid.

Well, it's probably better than most of the photography on deviant art

 

[exball]

Why take pictures of your shits?
WHY THE FUCK?

We have top men analyzing this information at the moment.

 

[José Mourinho]

;_;

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/54719.html

I got bullied today at the supermarket.
my mom sent me to get some groceries, and gave me a 100$ bill.

the total was 45,50$, I gave the cashier the 100$ bill but he pretended it was a 50$ and gave me 4,50 back. I couldn't muster the courage to confront him, so I just grabbed my things and left. when I got home mom asked me for the change, and I couldn't explain why I didn't have the money on me, so I lied and told her I lost it. She thought I was trying to cheat her out of the money and demanded I empty my pockets and shoes. I did and when she couldn't find it she called me a retard.

 

[Springblossom]

Congratulations! You have just enrich a filthy normie on 50$!

Fuck. I'm disappointed. How can we defeat normies if we can't even take care about our selves?

DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

 

[exball]

Congratulations! You have just enrich a filthy normie on 50$!

Fuck. I'm disappointed. How can we defeat normies if we can't even take care about our selves?

DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

I know, their power is immense and terrifying.

 

[RP 520]

Congratulations! You have just enrich a filthy normie on 50$!

Fuck. I'm disappointed. How can we defeat normies if we can't even take care about our selves?

DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

I heard that their first order of business as a world power is to remove all the "normies" chins.

 

[cypocryphy]

Congratulations! You have just enrich a filthy normie on 50$!

Fuck. I'm disappointed. How can we defeat normies if we can't even take care about our selves?

DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

I know, their power is immense and terrifying.

I would say they're a bunch of slack-jawed faggots.

 

[Watcher]

I would say they're a bunch of slack-jawed faggots.

DEFEAT NORMIES?! Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Those losers overthrowing normal people and establishing a new world order. Yeah, that's happening.

These are the same people that are too lazy to hand in a resume and get a job, yeah good luck establishing a new world order.

Just imagine a Wizard going to congress to petition having welfare should be the norm and women should be ordered to have sex with them.