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TastyWB 2.0 said:
Springblossom said:
Wizards should start one called 'This is Normal Privilege'.
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Those damn normies better start checking their privileges.
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Does this mean they will be the polar-opposite of SJW's or something? Kinda like white knights and A-Logs.
 
Wizards and failed suicides
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71883.html

>Finally have everything set up for my big Finale
>Going to jump froma building
>Eventually this fucking 16 years old normie in my town kills herself
>In car with my mother
>"Please son… Don't ever commint suicide. There's a fix for everything, exepct for death. You would destroy our family."
>Still feel suicidal, but can't kill myself anymore because I don't want to hurt the only person who ever cared for me

Thank you so fucking much mom. I'll have to wait for so long…
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A girl who kills herself is a normie. Remember that kids.
Similar thing happened to me yesterday…

>Planning suicide for a while
>Attended my nans funeral yesterday
>Mom literally broke down
>Could imagine how she'd react if I died
>Decided not to go through with suicide

Gonna be stuck here forever
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If mom suicides, there's no guilt left and he's free to kill himself, no?
yeah, logically speaking. If she does that, I'll have one more reason to jump
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Why don't you just see a therapist.

They're like magic.
Why would you pay someone money to pretend to care about shit all while offering no help or answers?
All you do is sit there, lay all your problems out on the table and then stare at them, all while some pretentious cunt stares at the clock every five minutes.
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The normie who suggested the guy get therapy is going to have bann happen to them soon. They committed the cardinal sin of wizardchan - thou shalt not suggest wizards need help.

I guess "offering no help or answers" means the therapist is suggesting they get a job, make social contacts and not just spend all their time watching anime and reading 4chan, and generally disavowing the wizard lifestyle, and of course not saying that the wizards just need a sex partner and a heap of money. If that's the case, the therapist is doing their job.

IOW "offering no help or answers" that the wizard finds acceptable.
 
In response to:
>Finally have everything set up for my big Finale
>Going to jump froma building
>Eventually this fucking 16 years old normie in my town kills herself
>In car with my mother
>"Please son… Don't ever commint suicide. There's a fix for everything, exepct for death. You would destroy our family."
>Still feel suicidal, but can't kill myself anymore because I don't want to hurt the only person who ever cared for me

Thank you so fucking much mom. I'll have to wait for so long…
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A wizard said:
Just do it, fag. Don't let that normie whore succubus ruin your one chance at perpetual freedom and eternal rest from normalfag society.
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Another thread turned into a suicide discussion.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71516.html

I wish I lived in murrika so I could just blow my savings on a gun and get the job done quick.
I would just do it on impulse. Take the gun, point it on my head and fire without any afterthought, mechanically.
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No you wouldn't.

You'd hold the gun to your head, hesitate, chicken out, and then make a thread on wizardchan and we'd all share sad feels together.

Like this guy here in my pic (he never actually killed himself, I watched him for hours).
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The guy seems to be a complete attention whore.
>public cam
>getting drunk
>shoe on head lol guise look at me being random!
>I'm going to shoot guys, I swear

I wouldn't do that shit. It'd just be another shitty day. Waking up, commuting back from work, whenever. The gun would be loaded and ready, put on a table easily accessible. I'll have spent the previous weeks gazing at it with slight hesitation.
And when the thoughts of utter despair and suffering make the hesitation disappear, I'd just grab it and as said, shoot without thinking.

That's the good aspect with a gun, it's almost instantaneous.
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Well, uh, at least they're not talking about going on shooting sprees. Silver lining.

But, in all seriousness, it's pretty horrible that they're actually encouraging each other to kill themselves. Makes me wonder why they even bother to have the number of a depression hotline at the top of the site.
 
Saney said:
Makes me wonder why they even bother to have the number of a depression hotline at the top of the site.
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So that they can at least attempt some semblance of the moral high ground. So that if another Wizard registers and tries to claim Wizardchan is a healthy productive site, he can point out "We have a depression hotline"
 
Saney said:
Well, uh, at least they're not talking about going on shooting sprees. Silver lining.

But, in all seriousness, it's pretty horrible that they're actually encouraging each other to kill themselves. Makes me wonder why they even bother to have the number of a depression hotline at the top of the site.
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Probably to see if anyone is trying to become a normal. If a Wizard were to click it, he might attempt to get help and I think Wizards don't want help.
 
Actually, according to ED, when they put that up, there was a huge furor on Wizardchan over the admins secretly being normies trying to convert them by encouraging them to seek help.

I gotta say, the Wizardchan admins and mods must be really patient, because the wizards shit on them all the time. They actually do a decent job, though; they sniffed me out at least, and I wasn't doing any serious trolling or anything. Of course, according to Wizardchan, I'm secretly one of the mods trying to lure them into a false sense of security.
 
I think they all see suicide as the most glorious way out, but preservation instinct should never be underestimated. Even though they have nothing to live for, they all still want to live on a biological level. That's why they all encourage themselves to commit suicide. It's like the exact opposite of a hugbox.
 
Saney said:
Black Sonichu said:
Count groudon said:
http://funnyismuploads.s3.amazonaws.com/18a803b9-9296-494a-88f7-c3225e3387aa.jpg
A wizards view of women
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The irony of this picture is that they're probably fapping to the second one right now. :heart-empty:
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Of course they are. A true wizard would never fap to a dirty succubus, just fictional, 2-D women who truly understand the feels of a wizard.
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Honestly though, what's the difference with these guys? Neither will exist in their real lives :heart-empty:
 
Building upon the subject of suicide. It seems almost all their topics devolve to it. Here's a topic on flunking out of school.
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71516.html
It sounds like you should stop doing what your ignorant parents want you to do, and you should just go to a community college and learn a trade that'll be useful to you.

… Or you could try to find a legitimate stay at home job. Although I'm sure the job won't be paying off the debt anytime soon…

Of course, the third and easiest option is suicide. I don't encourage it, but at the same time I won't shame and blame you if you go through with it.
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You hear that kids? Your parents want you to go to school? Either tell those "ignorant parents' to go fuck themselves while you stay in your bedroom. Find a "legitimate stay at home job" without a degree. Or just kill yourself. That'll solve everything.
I wouldn't do that shit. It'd just be another shitty day. Waking up, commuting back from work, whenever. The gun would be loaded and ready, put on a table easily accessible. I'll have spent the previous weeks gazing at it with slight hesitation.
And when the thoughts of utter despair and suffering make the hesitation disappear, I'd just grab it and as said, shoot without thinking.

That's the good aspect with a gun, it's almost instantaneous.
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Well I've thought of that. I think it's worth a try… wish I could always just have a loaded gun ready to shoot myself. I'd aim it at my chest/heart though not the head.
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Yes potentially cripple yourself and lie there in agonizing pain til your rushed to the hospital and kept alive as a quadriplegic.
>What a sick being you are. What do you get out of it?

When people are successful in killing themselves or at least doing a good attempt at it, I feel happy for them, and wish that I had the courage to do the same.

I aspire to kill myself in a very brutal manner one day and believe it's the only way to win at life.

By killing yourself, you overcome life.

Every problem at once is resolved by death, it is what we should all aspire towards, even if we're just killing ourselves in old age.

I hope that one day I succeed in killing myself and that it brings much joy to everyone.

I know my parents especially will be proud of me when I have finally committed suicide like they want me to.
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I think this goes without saying but... this person has mental problems. He's also unsurprisingly a racist and indicates it later in the topic.
 
Why are wizards so keen to racism and antisemitism?
 
Pikimon said:
Why are wizards so keen to racism and antisemitism?
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They probably think that saying hateful things while anonymous makes them look "edgy" and "tough", also not going outside doesn't particularly help their already screwed view of the world.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Black Sonichu said:
Come on, everyone knows worshiping Hitler instantly turns you into a total badass AUGH YEAH

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naz ... urt-691243
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While Campbell's uniform appeared authentic, historical records contain no reference to Nazis carrying laptop bags.
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I loled
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A leather briefcase would have been more period correct. I've been reading up on that guy off and on. He and his wife are on a :tugboat: and he named his son Adolf Hitler Campbell. Personally, I think he's a potential lulzcow.

Anyway, the Hitler at the Gym video is Wizardchan spot on. The place is starting to look like the Stormfront dating section without the dating.
 
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