Wizardchan

[Foulmouth]

Wizards - Taking the phrase "dickless wonder" to a new level.

 

[Watcher]

Man posts a creepy video of unpacking a "doll girlfriend" on youtube and the "normals" torture him over it
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/73367.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmIeSh3NdM
>I don't think it gets creepier than this!
>I want to fucking kill you
>Get a real girlfriend… you're so damn beta kid.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. The comments in that video reminds me of why I fucking hate normals so fucking much. The guy is absolutely harmless, but they fucking treat him as if he's fucking Josef Fritzl. He's been all alone for all those years and he finally gets something that can make him feel comfortable, that can provide him with the feelings of intimacy, but these normals, who are so used to sex, so used to relationships to the point where they take it for granted want to insult and ridicule this man for doing something they deem to be unacceptable.

And yes, while this guy is infact not a wizard, he seems to have the aura of one. I'm not saying he's one of us, but he seems to definitely know tfw no gf.

Personally I hate when people are afraid of delusions and mental illness and have actually been working intentionally to derange my mind in various ways.

I've been putting myself through sensory deprivation, water-boarding myself, temperature shocks, various forms of masochistic self-torture, watching gore for hours, and a variety of other measures I've devised to make myself what you might consider "mentally ill".

In my way of thinking though I am augmenting my mind to be more powerful, applying cognitive enhancements.

Multiple personalities, demons, voices, etc. I welcome it all.

I want to be schizophrenic as fuck and am working hard at it.

In a world without meaning, just soul-crushing nihilism, materialism, etc. what else am I do do but go "crazy"?

I don't want to be sane. I don't want to live in this world. I want out, I want escape.

So while the stuff the guy in the OP vid isn't exactly the kind of thing I want to do, I do similar stuff but with evoking succubus / spirits, etc. so I can identify somewhat with it.

Why would you want to be sane in this world?

Why do you not want to live in your own world?

I'd rather be comforted by fantasies and wild imaginings and feel like I'm part of something in my own world then be part of the shit "real world" which I'm thinking isn't very real anyways.

Sanity is just a perspective.

I don't have a doll girlfriend or whatever but I like to think that these normals that hate the concept of "waifus" will change their minds once they watch the movie Her. Imagine, yet another example of normals attempting to appropriate something they ridiculed you for.

One note about the movie Her. The movie is largely satirical and makes a statement toward today's cellphone obsessed culture. It's not designed intentionally to be a fantasy for people.

 

[Saney]

Let's hope these guys never hear about Pygmalion (the Greek myth and it's adaptations, not the play by George Bernard Shaw).

 

[Watcher]

Let's hope these guys never hear about Pygmalion (the Greek myth and it's adaptations, not the play by George Bernard Shaw).

I think Plato's Cave is more educational than Pygmalion. (Who basically is just a Greek mythological Wizard)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Man posts a creepy video of unpacking a "doll girlfriend" on youtube and the "normals" torture him over it
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/73367.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmIeSh3NdM
>I don't think it gets creepier than this!
>I want to fucking kill you
>Get a real girlfriend… you're so damn beta kid.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. The comments in that video reminds me of why I fucking hate normals so fucking much. The guy is absolutely harmless, but they fucking treat him as if he's fucking Josef Fritzl. He's been all alone for all those years and he finally gets something that can make him feel comfortable, that can provide him with the feelings of intimacy, but these normals, who are so used to sex, so used to relationships to the point where they take it for granted want to insult and ridicule this man for doing something they deem to be unacceptable.

And yes, while this guy is infact not a wizard, he seems to have the aura of one. I'm not saying he's one of us, but he seems to definitely know tfw no gf.

Personally I hate when people are afraid of delusions and mental illness and have actually been working intentionally to derange my mind in various ways.

I've been putting myself through sensory deprivation, water-boarding myself, temperature shocks, various forms of masochistic self-torture, watching gore for hours, and a variety of other measures I've devised to make myself what you might consider "mentally ill".

In my way of thinking though I am augmenting my mind to be more powerful, applying cognitive enhancements.

Multiple personalities, demons, voices, etc. I welcome it all.

I want to be schizophrenic as fuck and am working hard at it.

In a world without meaning, just soul-crushing nihilism, materialism, etc. what else am I do do but go "crazy"?

I don't want to be sane. I don't want to live in this world. I want out, I want escape.

So while the stuff the guy in the OP vid isn't exactly the kind of thing I want to do, I do similar stuff but with evoking succubus / spirits, etc. so I can identify somewhat with it.

Why would you want to be sane in this world?

Why do you not want to live in your own world?

I'd rather be comforted by fantasies and wild imaginings and feel like I'm part of something in my own world then be part of the shit "real world" which I'm thinking isn't very real anyways.

Sanity is just a perspective.

I don't have a doll girlfriend or whatever but I like to think that these normals that hate the concept of "waifus" will change their minds once they watch the movie Her. Imagine, yet another example of normals attempting to appropriate something they ridiculed you for.

One note about the movie Her. The movie is largely satirical and makes a statement toward today's cellphone obsessed culture. It's not designed intentionally to be a fantasy for people.

Don't spoil it for the poor Wizards. Soon they'll all be getting their digital girlfriend with Scarlet Johannson's sexy voice and they'll totally rub it in our totally jelly faces. For realsies.

 

[Silver]

The guy who says he wants to be schizophrenic makes my blood boil. More than normal, I mean.

 

[Pikonic]

The guy who says he wants to be schizophrenic makes my blood boil. More than normal, I mean.

I'm with you, there was a thread a while back about how to fake a mental disorder to get "autismbux" and people were giving step by step instructions on what to wear and say in a job interview so you can get checked and diagnosed for a mental disorder and collect disability.
Granted some of these posts are fake but still, grrrrrrrr.

 

[RetardBus]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but it makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

 

[Watcher]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but It makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

To them "normal" is synonymous with "bully" or "bigot". They don't or choose not to understand that normality isn't an objective thing and it greatly varies. But when you boil their definition down a "normalfag" is just a scapegoat they can blame so they don't have to improve themselves or take responsibility.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

That joker wouldn't want to be schizophrenic. Trust me. Not being able to control your thoughts or emotions is tough on people who want to have a normal life. For people who want to just get easy money and surf 4chan it wouldn't end well.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but It makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

I had the same question when back in the 90's or whenever it was that homosexuals were referring to straight people as "breeders". I couldn't figure out what was so bad about that. Okay, I'll have sex with women and have a kid. Why is that a bad thing? Unfortunately I couldn't ask anybody and it's a term that never really caught on. Or if it has, I haven't heard it in a long time.

When you really get down to it, it's simply a way of separating "us" from "them". Since Wizards are on the outside looking in, we're all "normals" and they are the "abnormal" ones. But they want to make it look like they are somehow better than us because you know, they're all NEETs and get the big autismbux. Hell, if I wanted to I could probably get autismbux myself considering I've got more than a touch of the spergy goodness which accounts for my laser like focus, high IQ and issues with the social graces. But I've never let it get me down any and it's just something in my arsenal that I use like anybody with any kind of ambition would.

It's like a defense mechanism for them. They need to feel like they're somehow beating the system and have it all figured out.

 

[Pikonic]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but It makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

I remember reading how being NEET and collecting da autismbux was empowering to some wizards. While we normies slave for our wages, they sit on the internet, do fuck all, and get paid by basically everyone. Take that as you will.
I think Normalfags are also portrayed as the dumb brute alpha male who gets everything handed to him. Think like a shitty 80s teen flick villain. He's a Normalfag.

 

[Pikimon]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but It makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

I had the same question when back in the 90's or whenever it was that homosexuals were referring to straight people as "breeders". I couldn't figure out what was so bad about that. Okay, I'll have sex with women and have a kid. Why is that a bad thing? Unfortunately I couldn't ask anybody and it's a term that never really caught on. Or if it has, I haven't heard it in a long time.

Breeder is more of a joke term kinda how we use Niggo on the Cwcki forums.

 

[BT 075]

Breeder is more of a joke term kinda how we use Niggo on the Cwcki forums.

It's used more viciously by anti-natalists. Never heard gay people use the word with such a negative tone to it.

 

[Zim]

Aren't 'tism bux only $800 a month or something? I can't see what's worth bragging about with that. I can't imagine being in my teens or twenties and deciding that was the best option. It's a similar mindset as Chris where in they want all of the benefits with none of the disabilities.

 

[Obnoxion]

Personally I hate when people are afraid of delusions and mental illness and have actually been working intentionally to derange my mind in various ways.

I've been putting myself through sensory deprivation, water-boarding myself, temperature shocks, various forms of masochistic self-torture, watching gore for hours, and a variety of other measures I've devised to make myself what you might consider "mentally ill".

In my way of thinking though I am augmenting my mind to be more powerful, applying cognitive enhancements.

Multiple personalities, demons, voices, etc. I welcome it all.

I want to be schizophrenic as fuck and am working hard at it.

In a world without meaning, just soul-crushing nihilism, materialism, etc. what else am I do do but go "crazy"?

I don't want to be sane. I don't want to live in this world. I want out, I want escape.

So while the stuff the guy in the OP vid isn't exactly the kind of thing I want to do, I do similar stuff but with evoking succubus / spirits, etc. so I can identify somewhat with it.

Why would you want to be sane in this world?

Why do you not want to live in your own world?

I'd rather be comforted by fantasies and wild imaginings and feel like I'm part of something in my own world then be part of the shit "real world" which I'm thinking isn't very real anyways.

Sanity is just a perspective.

I'm actually upset now. This has to be the most wrong thing I've read in a long time. A person insane and escapist enough to share the Wizards' delusions wants to be more crazy and detached... Just... why?

I don't think mental disorders work that way. I'm pretty sure paranoid schizophrenia would make him suffer.

That makes no sense at all... Even other Wizards are calling him out on it, since they technically aren't against self-improvement, which would be putting his time to better use.

I mean, sure, mental disorders are very interesting to read about. But he seems to think that being mentally ill is like being on drugs, or something pleasant like that.

"Cognitive enhancements"... he doesn't know what he's talking about. That post just screams "I want to be special" to me. No mentally ill person would flaunt their condition and use it as an edgy label that makes them seem more cool in the eyes of other people.

Lastly, I have some experience with living in my own little world. It's a mere reflection of the real life anyway. There is no reason not to try living the real thing. Unless one just wants to indulge in power fantasies. There is no fulfillment to be found in them.

TL;DR that Wizard's post is really stupid

EDIT@down: Yeah, sorry for that rant. I have a hard time not taking other people on the internet seriously. Even if they are Wizards.

 

[Bgheff]

Stop being trolled people.

 

[Burning Love]

This has probably been mentioned ages ago, but It makes my blood boil how they use the term "normalfag' and "normals" like they're supposed to be insulting. What exactly is negative about being a normal, functional human being who is able to get basic shit done? My best guess is that wizards try to act like "normal" people are the single worst thing to happen to the modern world to feel better about their less than satisfactory lives. Probably kind of pointless to mention, but shit, I just wanted to put my two cents out there.

I had the same question when back in the 90's or whenever it was that homosexuals were referring to straight people as "breeders". I couldn't figure out what was so bad about that. Okay, I'll have sex with women and have a kid. Why is that a bad thing? Unfortunately I couldn't ask anybody and it's a term that never really caught on. Or if it has, I haven't heard it in a long time.

When you really get down to it, it's simply a way of separating "us" from "them". Since Wizards are on the outside looking in, we're all "normals" and they are the "abnormal" ones. But they want to make it look like they are somehow better than us because you know, they're all NEETs and get the big autismbux. Hell, if I wanted to I could probably get autismbux myself considering I've got more than a touch of the spergy goodness which accounts for my laser like focus, high IQ and issues with the social graces. But I've never let it get me down any and it's just something in my arsenal that I use like anybody with any kind of ambition would.

It's like a defense mechanism for them. They need to feel like they're somehow beating the system and have it all figured out.

"Breeders" is still occasionally used in the LGBT community, mainly by the older ones (i.e. those in their 40s), and it's meant to be humorous. It originated from televangelists in the late 80s early 90s that claimed homosexuality was wrong because gays can't have kids. It was like a counterculture take on that argument, but it was never meant to be serious. It was used in serious contexts as kind of an in joke, but it wasn't ever a serious thing.

 

[Watcher]

Stop being trolled people.

This is by far not the strangest thing I've seen posted there

I take pictures of my shits. I've been doing it regularly for about a year now and have only missed two since I started.

Pic related is my most recent sample, although it is by no means exemplary of my usual stool.

This was also posted long before they started viewing our thread or the one on 888chan

Wizardchan in a nutshell

 

[Hakurei]

This was also posted long before they started viewing our thread or the one on /cow/

Wizardchan in a nutshell

Spoiler

In sorrow, he pisses himself.
What.