Chad is the man. I mean he is THE Man. You know what Chad drives? Chad drives a 1971 Dodge Super Bee, Vitamin C orange with a 440 engine and a Six Pack carburetor to match his abs. It has a vanity plate that says "THNDRCK" and a stick shift, because real men drive a clutch.
Chad rides a Yamaha VMAX motorcycle because he has the baddest machines around.
Chad wears Oakley sunglasses, boot cut jeans, custom leather coat, and Omega watches. You ever wonder why James Bond wears Omega watches? Because even he wishes he were Chad.
You see that bulge? Yeah, look at it. Take it ALL in. That's no rolled up sock. No sir! Women want it, lesser men fear it. That's the Thundercock. Chad didn't name the Thundercock. When he was born his parents named HIM after the Thundercock.
THAT is Chad.