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If I was Chad and I pulled out my thundercock for the ladies I'd be all like "are you ready baby? Because here comes the BOOM!" Out comes the thundercock and jaws be all hanging, mouths be all agape, minds would be blown. I mean there would be some serious mind blowing happening. Then moist panties be droppin' like the 2008 economy. AUGH YEAH
 
Chad knows his shit. He will explode your ovaries with a single glance. AUGH YEAH

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Hey, wizards. If technology allows it, here's Arnie with the solution to all your problems! :ween:

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wizard_diplomat said:
They are genetically engineered to ENJOY being slaves. So are they slaves if ves?they enjoy it? Are dogs slaves?

The details have to be hashed out, of course. But humanity can do this..
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Most people don't fuck dogs dood.
 
Chad is the man. I mean he is THE Man. You know what Chad drives? Chad drives a 1971 Dodge Super Bee, Vitamin C orange with a 440 engine and a Six Pack carburetor to match his abs. It has a vanity plate that says "THNDRCK" and a stick shift, because real men drive a clutch.

Chad rides a Yamaha VMAX motorcycle because he has the baddest machines around.

Chad wears Oakley sunglasses, boot cut jeans, custom leather coat, and Omega watches. You ever wonder why James Bond wears Omega watches? Because even he wishes he were Chad.

You see that bulge? Yeah, look at it. Take it ALL in. That's no rolled up sock. No sir! Women want it, lesser men fear it. That's the Thundercock. Chad didn't name the Thundercock. When he was born his parents named HIM after the Thundercock.

THAT is Chad.
 
You're lying, Dude. Chad goes everywhere via pogo'ing.

And he doesn't need a pogo-stick.
 
Chad works for what he has. He strives for things. He achieves. He is the embodiment of daring, ambition. When he does fall, he picks himself back up and tries again.
 
Chad went camping for a year in Kodiak Island. He went stark naked save for a belt to keep his survival knife on and a smile. He went into the cave if the biggest, baddest Kodiak bear and stuck the Thundercock right in that bear's ass. Oh, Chad isn't into fucking animals. That's just grody. He simply did it to show that fucking bear who's boss. That bear ran the fuck outta there and let a squirrel kill him out of shame.
 
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