Wizardchan

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You'll probably need these:

http://i.imgur.com/0vdSNGH.png
http://i.imgur.com/iQRMI2d.jpg

 

[Watcher]

Changing the subject real quick

Wizards and low attention spans
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/75405.html

>tfw this is the major reason why my life sucks so much and I havent achieved anything

>tfw can't finish vidya or anime anymore

at least i have porn and imageboards

>tfw becoming more retarded everyday
I can feel it, I cant even do basic arithmetic operations correctly and im forgetting everything. Years of an horrible diet consisting mainly of fast food, very fucked up sleep schedule and thousands of hours of porn and IBs are taking its toll.

>tfw laying in bed 20+ hrs per day
>tfw getting winded doing basic everyday tasks to survive
>tfw too mentally exhausted for vidya
>tfw too lazy to eat/drink unless absolutely starving/dehydrated
>tfw headphones pop out of jack and have to move slightly
>tfw accidentally pull cord out of wall and having to get up
>tfw having to take a shit
>tfw piss bottles are full

I was "diagnosed" with ADD by teachers at my school. I was taking concerta and focalin but I hated it. My dick shrunk, I was paranoid as shit, thought everyone who laughed was laughing at me, had horrific mood swings, and felt like a zombie. When I took it though I had an incredible drive to study and work, I was like a genius. I was even showing my math teacher different formulas to solve equations. I stopped taking them because of the aforesaid reasons. Now I'm retarded but to me its worth it. I'm trying to make a tulpa but forcing takes ridiculous amounts of concentration. Is there any better way to force without much concentration?

 

[CatParty]

considering the whole thing was me joking, to legit ask for pics of my vagina is asshole and rude and wow wtf and i can't articulate because srsly?

Actually I was joking as well because I know that you would never do that. The clue was with the OPL smilies at the end of each sentence.

For trying too hard to act slick and cool without knowing how to go about it = 8-)

For trying to smooth over any hurt feelings or misunderstandings =

For trying too hard to pretend like it's nothing =

And finally realizing that there's no way it's going to happen and I never should have said anything in the first place =

Seriously, I would never perv on somebody like that unless I was certain they would take it in kind. Sorry if what I said offended you in any way or if you thought I was being serious.

You made up meanings for the smilies when you use them?

 

[Misbun Sidek Returns]

What I don't understand is why wizardchan users just don't clean themselves up, get a job, and get a girlfriend. Do they actually enjoy being miserable? What's their issue?

Severe Depression, mostly. You have to remember that the vast majority of the posts brought here come from a depression board. Nobody enjoys being miserable, and there have been people who were able to turn their lives around. Usually they went on antidepressants. Unfortunately, every time they show up to talk about it, they get banned.

/v9k/ really is a toxic environment. I'm amazed that you guys go there so much. I browse wizardchan every day, and I don't even go there. It's the worst board on the entire site.

Ergh...alright, alright, you win, that's going a little too far. I just wish they would get some perspective. Working a crappy minimum wage job is downright cushy compared to some of the alternatives, and yet they're acting like it's the absolute worst thing in the world.

He's just complaining. Everyone complains about their shitty jobs. A lot of people on here like to shit on wizards for not having jobs, and then shit on them again when they talk about their jobs.

Hopefully I won't get banned again. You guys have said that you wanted a two way discussion, well here it is.