Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Watcher]

I have to ask, but how the hell do you people read through what's in that site? I tried going over there and looking for something to potentially dissect on here but... there's just nothing that looks like it would be a worthwhile read.

I just look for topics that might gleam unique responses. Such as lacking attention span or "dem succubi". I try and stay away from suicide threads since they just come across as big pity parties. They usually have the biggest troll responses. Like this one from a thread where the OP doesn't want to know how his mother would react if he committed suicide.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71883.html

OP, do it. Fuck your mother, she is your biggest enemy. She created you, she led you into this awful world, she gave you the awful genes. She deserves to suffer most of all, because she is the one that cursed you with life. DO IT!

What is sad about this response is not only do people disagree with it like they should. But some agree. And try to one-up each other on how much they want to commit suicide.

Fuck you troll piece of shit. Don't listen op this faggot wants you to off yourself. Don't live the life you want give yourself a year and then decide on what to do.

It's your life. Just don't end it over females.

Fuck off faggot. He'll just end up like me, 5 years later, still wanting to die and wishing he did it when he had the balls.

Filthy fucking normalfags and their concern for others who put us through all this.

What do we owe to our parents? Fucking nothing. It's their fault we exist, that we have the shit genes, that we are what we are.

They should have read some anti-natalism and realized what they were doing. Now they've got to deal with the consequences of not abstaining from sex, aborting us, etc.

I hate my own mother more than anyone else in the world. She's an obese evil cunt whose decisions are ultimately responsible for my entire wretched existence and a lifetime of suffering.

If my suicide were to make her suffer, all the better, but she will be overjoyed to know I've killed myself.

What the hell does OP care about his mother for?

IF YOU LIVE YOU JUST LET YOUR PARENTS DOWN AND MAKE THEM SUFFER

IF YOU DIE THEY SUFFER ALL THE SAME BUT THEN THEY FORGET ABOUT IT AND FOCUS ON THEIR OTHER SURVIVING OFFSPRING OR WHATEVER

BOOMERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK FOR LONG

Fucking capslocks, sorry about that. Now,

Consider this:

Right now if you kill yourself and you're lucky enough that it actually saddens your mother, she will regret her shitty bad parenting, and she will remember you with love.

Do you REALLY want to get to the point where your parents are so disgusted with you they just tell you to get it over with and to kill yourself already?

Do you want to reach a point where you know they hate you and their patience with you have run out entirely?

THAT is where you are going if you keep this up.

Take the opportunity now and end it all while someone cares enough to mourn your passing because later on, nobody will care, and it will hurt all the more and you'll probably focus more on fantasies of killing others to make up for it.

You're damned lucky someone might mourn your death. Now is the time to die, not later when everyone is sick of you.

 

[Silver]

According to Wizardchan, women can never understand true loneliness, depression, or unhappiness. Any woman who says those things means that the dozens of men lining up to fuck her aren't rich, good looking, or fit enough to meet her standards.

so my experiences in the mental hospital mean precisely dick? aw

 

[CatParty]

According to Wizardchan, women can never understand true loneliness, depression, or unhappiness. Any woman who says those things means that the dozens of men lining up to fuck her aren't rich, good looking, or fit enough to meet her standards.

so my experiences in the mental hospital mean precisely dick? aw

you know that is a good point. i've also been in the hospital and i'd love to see how someone with a wizard mentality would fare in one.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

According to Wizardchan, women can never understand true loneliness, depression, or unhappiness. Any woman who says those things means that the dozens of men lining up to fuck her aren't rich, good looking, or fit enough to meet her standards.

To which I call BS on. I've seen a fair bit of depression in my house.

Thanks for answering my question guys. In the meantime, have a thread about why Wizards should take up smoking:

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/38600.html

Here's a couple choice quotes:

This is a perfect example of why wizards shouldn't reject drug use on the basis of some senseless "hedonism" argument that I've seen a notable autist touting here. Countless compounds can in fact help you to be -more- productive when you're sober. It doesn't have to be about pleasure, although I find nothing wrong with either.

I started smoking for some reason. I like how it gives you an excuse to go outside and stand on your own or go for a walk.

But OP, most people I know who smoke are retarded chavs and are total losers.

What gives?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I feel ya, I only shower when I have to go out and see an old pal. Otherwise I only do it on mondays and ride it out.

And I have to be constantly reminded by my parents to brush my teeth.

What's the chances that this guy will be banned for mentioning friends.

 

[Count groudon]

I feel ya, I only shower when I have to go out and see an old pal. Otherwise I only do it on mondays and ride it out.

And I have to be constantly reminded by my parents to brush my teeth.

What's the chances that this guy will be banned for mentioning friends.

Honestly I'd be suprised if he hasn't been already. I don't get why you can't have friends on this site if it's just a site about being a virgin.

 

[Springblossom]

Honestly I'd be suprised if he hasn't been already. I don't get why you can't have friends on this site if it's just a site about being a virgin.

It was originally supposed to be a chan for people who aren't interested in sex or relationships. Somehow, it devolved into what we mock now.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Honestly I'd be suprised if he hasn't been already. I don't get why you can't have friends on this site if it's just a site about being a virgin.

You're allowed to have friends. Just never reference them. Unless they're making you miserable by hating you or something. That's the gist of what I've seen on there.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Honestly I'd be suprised if he hasn't been already. I don't get why you can't have friends on this site if it's just a site about being a virgin.

You're allowed to have friends. Just never reference them. Unless they're making you miserable by hating you or something. That's the gist of what I've seen on there.

>allowed to have friends
>making you miserable by hating you

 

[Watcher]

You're allowed to have friends. Just never reference them. Unless they're making you miserable by hating you or something. That's the gist of what I've seen on there.

People who reference having friends or having friends at some point usually get banned or threatened with being banned. They also get called out for being a normalfag and spewed hatred their way. I linked one post on there a while back in the old thread.

>Have only one friend
>Know him since childhood
>Neckbeard, Otaku
>He goes to university
>Visits some parties with other freshmen
>Changes his style
>Gets a girlfriend
Today he said to me that he don't want to hang out with me any longer. We met in elementary school back then.

Just kill me.

I have nobody with whom I have such a relationship, I can't empathize with you OP.

He went full normalfag, where there is no room for the likes of us. I feel for you OP.

>going to parties
Nothing of value was lost
I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who goes partying

Same thing happened to my childhood friend but he hasn't abandoned me, yet!

Oddly enough whenever I do see him he asks ME for relationship advice.

>Having friends

reported, saged

fuck off normalfag

They also closed the thread shortly thereafter.

Just as well they also ban you for trying to make friends on Wizardchan as well. And Null confirmed it after asking in their irc.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Aww, I was hoping we could make a lolcow thread about the Wizardchan thread, and eventually achieve an infinite stream of autism. But seriously ill find something to kick things off for once:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76468.html
Ah! A good ol' hygiene thread. Relatively undepressing.

>>76479
I could use some new clothes but I'm afraid of going shopping. People there will judge me.
>Wow he's buying new clothes, he thinks those advices on the internet will work. Ugly manlet will look ugly even in good clothes.

Besides, I don't even know what to buy to not look even worse. Female friend would come in handy to get advices but >implying even one female wanted to be acquaintanced with me in my life

I find that one fascinating. I don't even notice other people when I go out clothes shopping much less judge them. Its amazing that someone can get that deep inside their own head to think that other people give a shit about them clothes shopping while they're trying to do the same thing.

 

[Zim]

Again, I can't imagine where you are in life to want to be part of the wiztard club. When being miserable and friendless is considered a badge of honor is just a place no one should be.

 

[Watcher]

I find that one fascinating. I don't even notice other people when I go out clothes shopping much less judge them. Its amazing that someone can get that deep inside their own head to think that other people give a shit about them clothes shopping while they're trying to do the same thing.

I find it quite perplexing why he thinks people would judge him buying clothes at all.

If you're buying brand new clothes it's supposed to be a sign that your actually doing things, and that you have money. There are way worse places you could buy clothes, like second hand stores.

It's also just a little amusing how much they care about clothing to begin with. To be perfectly honest I very rarely notice a person's clothes unless they dress oddly or are filthy in some way.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76802.html

So now Wizardchan has accepted the advice from /meta/ to just show the (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) rather than the deletion.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76802.html

So now Wizardchan has accepted the advice from /meta/ to just show the (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) rather than the deletion.

Dear mods, could you please keep the public bans to a minimum? A wizardchan.org/banlist would suffice. Either that, or people would screencap the thread before it's deleted and repost it later to prove a point. What I love about Wizardchan is that it is (was?) a safe haven from people like OP. If you see one of them, you know it will disappear forever in an hour or six. By the time this thread slides into the void, it will be September. Guys, please shoot to kill next time.

Shoot to kill

How can people not know that was a troll? O.o

 

[Venusaur]

O_o Wait, they ban people if they made/have friends?

What.

 

[The Nameless One]

Aww, I was hoping we could make a lolcow thread about the Wizardchan thread, and eventually achieve an infinite stream of autism. But seriously ill find something to kick things off for once:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76468.html
Ah! A good ol' hygiene thread. Relatively undepressing.

>>76479
I could use some new clothes but I'm afraid of going shopping. People there will judge me.
>Wow he's buying new clothes, he thinks those advices on the internet will work. Ugly manlet will look ugly even in good clothes.

Besides, I don't even know what to buy to not look even worse. Female friend would come in handy to get advices but >implying even one female wanted to be acquaintanced with me in my life

I find that one fascinating. I don't even notice other people when I go out clothes shopping much less judge them. Its amazing that someone can get that deep inside their own head to think that other people give a shit about them clothes shopping while they're trying to do the same thing.

Severe social anxiety/agoraphobia. It has nothing to do with clothes shopping per se, just being out around people. Even the explanation "People are going to judge me for buying the wrong clothes" is probably just a post-hoc rationalization to explain the anxiety reaction that he feels just thinking about being in public around people.

They make medication to alleviate that, but psychiatry is for normalfags.

Another way of alleviating social anxiety is to increase one's comfort with the idea of being out in public by having positive experiences going out with friends. But, you know... wizards, etc....

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76712.html

Wizards whine about how women ruin everything online. Pretty sure most of this is exaggerated.

 

[Overcast]

I love taking showers. They really clear my head and no one can bother you (unless you spend too long in there). And I come out feeling fresh and ready to go.

I have no idea how these guys can not want to have good hygiene.

O_o Wait, they ban people if they made/have friends?

What.

It feels kinda weird that they call themselves wizards. Harry Potter made quite a few friends from what I gather.

Where did the idea of calling yourself a wizard if you're a virgin at 30 come from anyway? I'd imagine knowing magic would get you all kinds of pussy.

Then again what do I know? I'm just a filthy normal fag.

 

[AnimuGinger]

It feels kinda weird that they call themselves wizards. Harry Potter made quite a few friends from what I gather.

Where did the idea of calling yourself a wizard if you're a virgin at 30 come from anyway? I'd imagine knowing magic would get you all kinds of pussy.

Then again what do I know? I'm just a filthy normal fag.

The name of this site comes from a Japanese internet meme:

30歳まで童貞を貫くと魔法使いになれる
sanjyuu sai made doutei wo uranuku to mahoutsukai ni nareru
If you pass the age of thirty as a virgin, you become a wizard.