Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Pine Tar]

I used to think loveshies had the least zest for life I've ever seen. And then I found out about these people. At least (some) loveshies have jobs and (some of them) practice decent hygiene.

Seriously, I can never understand how someone can be proud to smell like or sit in bed for 20 hours a day. What do their parents think? Have these people ever considered that? How it must feel to see your pride and joy giving up on life because they value sex too highly?

It boggles my mind.

 

[Null]

EDIT. How can they call themselves "wizards" when all they ever do is sitting around at home and slowly degenerating? Wizards are supposed to be awesome.

Do people read the thread?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

It would be okay to have a forum for people with social anxiety etc. if it was about finding help and fighting the problem instead of turning it into a lifestyle

 

[Springblossom]

It would be okay to have a forum for people with social anxiety etc. if it was about finding help and fighting the problem instead of turning it into a lifestyle

It started out as a place for people who weren't interested in women or relationships and didn't want to hear about them. However, entropy happened, and it ended up decaying into the hellhole we see now.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

However, entropy happened

Yeah, it always does. Always.

dS / dt >= 0. It's the law.

 

[Protoman]

They also closed the thread shortly thereafter.

Just as well they also ban you for trying to make friends on Wizardchan as well. And Null confirmed it after asking in their irc.

So not only should you wallow in your misery, you should never try to get any better? I'd think making friends with other wizards would be encouraged, but if that's also against the rules then what the hell does the site exist for? pushing people towards suicide?

There have been some arguments about whether or not they should do that. There was a huge shitstorm after one of the admins put a link to a suicide prevention website at the top of the page.

I've read people actively discouraging people from getting help with their depression because "NORMALFAGS CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN." this site seems like it does more damage to its own users than anyone else

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

this site seems like it does more damage to its own users than anyone else

This.

The site is actively doing damage to it's users by having these daft rules about "making friends will get you banned" and any hint at wanting to improve yourself results in warnings and threats of being banned, it's not a very healthy environment.

 

[Watcher]

A wizard finds an article titled "Is there anything good about men?"
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76555.html

>is there anything good about men
>are there any beneficial qualities to just over half the human population
>are there any beneficial qualities to the portion of the human population who built not only the foundation but indeed the very concept of society and ultimately the only reason I can be this offensive in such a public and open manner and have it broadcast to a massive audience

Honestly, are women like 12?

The "is there anything good about men" speech was given by a man.

Predictably, he went to great lengths to point out that women are just as capable as men and they're more caring and kinder and etc etc even though it wasn't really relevant or true.

Also yes, most women are (mentally) like 12.

If you're in that 60% of men even if you're able to land a women she'll still dislike you and always dream of something better.

There's no winning for guys like us.

That just makes it easier for me to get a bf if I ever lose weight since 60% of the men are available.

Not girl btw, just gay.

How can you be a gay virgin? Seriously, some guys love fat girls right? There has to be gay guys that love fat guys.

I don't think it works like that. A man doesn't become gay just because he's not able to fuck a woman although maybe he becomes more willing to fuck a man because of that

>Most women used to be average citizens because they were forced to be so, they were born, educated and treated second-class citizens.

I wouldn't consider sitting at home rearing children and housekeeping to be being treated as second class citizens, especially when you consider all the hardships they were able to avoid (military draft, working in coal mines, etc).

I believe women have and continue to be a privileged class of people. Life on easy mode.

Well this just confirms what we knew all along. For those numbers to fit every man who reproduced should have impregnated two women. Chad got to reproduce with two women while we just served as cannon fodder. Fuck nature and fuck society. I am not contributing anything and I'm proud of that.

Some Wizards have pointed out the painfully obvious in that this article talks about how more women historically have reproduced than males. And that the title of the article comes from a speech by Roy F. Baumeister, who's a male.

 

[HandBanana]

A wizard finds an article titled "Is there anything good about men?"
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76555.html

I don't think it works like that. A man doesn't become gay just because he's not able to fuck a woman although maybe he becomes more willing to fuck a man because of that

Kinda true, I mean look at prison for the male and female populous. A lot of same sex relationships sprout up due to the fact that the opposite sex isn't available.

 

[Zim]

A wizard finds an article titled "Is there anything good about men?"
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76555.html

I don't think it works like that. A man doesn't become gay just because he's not able to fuck a woman although maybe he becomes more willing to fuck a man because of that

Kinda true, I mean look at prison for the male and female populous. A lot of same sex relationships sprout up due to the fact that the opposite sex isn't available.

I guess it's inevitable. Wizards are destined to become prison gay.

 

[The Nameless One]

>Most women used to be average citizens because they were forced to be so, they were born, educated and treated second-class citizens.

I wouldn't consider sitting at home rearing children and housekeeping to be being treated as second class citizens, especially when you consider all the hardships they were able to avoid (military draft, working in coal mines, etc).

I believe women have and continue to be a privileged class of people. Life on easy mode.

I guess Wizards would envy a life wherein all of your decisions were made for you and you weren't expected to do anything but shut up and listen.

Then again, they still would have been expected to undergo torturous labor such as doing laundry, cleaning the house, and cooking every day. Or, if they were upper-class ladies, the inhumane mental exertion of having to learn poetry, how to play the piano, several languages, etc.

 

[Smutley]

A wizard finds an article titled "Is there anything good about men?"
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76555.html

I don't think it works like that. A man doesn't become gay just because he's not able to fuck a woman although maybe he becomes more willing to fuck a man because of that

Kinda true, I mean look at prison for the male and female populous. A lot of same sex relationships sprout up due to the fact that the opposite sex isn't available.

I don't believe that's true. Prison rapes and forced relationships don't happen because they're given an out in a same-sex environment. They happen because you have hundreds or thousands of people all corralled in a small environment with guards who don't always care when a psychopath, sex offender, or just someone wanting to cause damage to others decides it's rapin' time.

You don't go into prison and suddenly think it's kinda' neat to start boning dudes because no ladies are around.

 

[AnimuGinger]

You don't go into prison and suddenly think it's kinda' neat to start boning dudes because no ladies are around.

This. Prison rape isn't really about attraction romantically to the opposite sex. If anything, it's a way to assert your dominance and power over the other prisoners.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Every Wizard's dream come true.

Spoiler

 

[RP 520]

You don't go into prison and suddenly think it's kinda' neat to start boning dudes because no ladies are around.

This. Prison rape isn't really about attraction romantically to the opposite sex. If anything, it's a way to assert your dominance and power over the other prisoners.

I never thought of it that way, I always thought it was because some prisoners go crazy and snap after years of not having a woman in their lives.

 

[Springblossom]

Every Wizard's dream come true.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/wssvv3o.gif

Pfff, like they could afford that. There's gonna be a million threads going 'i want the oculus rift waifu sex game but i can't afford it bawww my feels'.

Also, how do you make something like that and live with yourself afterwards?

 

[RP 520]

Also, how do you make something like that and live with yourself afterwards?

They'll live with the piles of money they get from lonely desperate people...with money.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Every Wizard's dream come true.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/wssvv3o.gif

Pfff, like they could afford that. There's gonna be a million threads going 'i want the oculus rift waifu sex game but i can't afford it bawww my feels'.

Also, how do you make something like that and live with yourself afterwards?

You get paid. Think more about how you could live with yourself after using it.
On top of the shame and regret, you would also have to wash semen off/out of a plastic vagina. If that doesn't make you wonder what went wrong in your life, I'm not sure what will.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dudes can't be bothered to shower and you think they're gonna be concerned with cleaning out their pocket pussy?

 

[Himawari]

You don't go into prison and suddenly think it's kinda' neat to start boning dudes because no ladies are around.

This. Prison rape isn't really about attraction romantically to the opposite sex. If anything, it's a way to assert your dominance and power over the other prisoners.

I never thought of it that way, I always thought it was because some prisoners go crazy and snap after years of not having a woman in their lives.

Honestly, a lot of rape is more about dominance and control than attraction. (One of the very many reasons the "if you don't want to get raped, don't go out looking attractive" argument is bullshit.) It's not just prison rape that's like that.