Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[4str4staleatherbelt]

"*loud gibberish*"
- Phil faking astonishment.

 

[instythot]

I always get a kick out of "factually incorrect" , as applied to opinions about video games

 

[ZehnBoat]

has anyone said "Everyone" and "Nobody" yet?

 

[Nina Hagen]

Has anyone mentioned "executive decision" yet? I'm willing to let it slide when, for instance, there are games Phil's audience is voting on and some circumstance requires Phil to make a final decision on it (like putting off Spongebob til next year). But he uses it just as often when he's the sole person involved in choosing what to do. Just to make his language and himself sound more inflated and important, like his use of penultimate.

 

[Draventren]

Might have been said already: mechanic(s). What Phil thinks it means: anything that's in a video game at all.

 

[huffysan]

"The Modern Era" - probably my new favorite detractor meme. I'm so baffled how much overused it gets, without him realizing how that actually sounds.

 

[OneDaySon]

Since it came back full force today: DSP and "humans"
The classics from various prestreams: Fans of DSP are intelligent humans, detractors are unintelligent, immature humans. REAL humans don't post detractor videos.
"My normal human life."
"Kat can't do my taxes for me she has a human adult life to live!"
"Kat is a normal human with her own human adult responsibilities"
"Almost every human is in debt. I am a human with debt."
"I'm playing against a real human player!"
"This human piece of shit"
"I'm not that lonely. I have Kat and you guys to have human interactions with"
From his PS VR set up videos: His human nose feels uncomfortable of the VR. He sees a blur in the upper lefthand quadrant of his human eyes.

The latest ones:
"Right now I have no intention of being a human father to a human son!" (He probably meant he's kind of a father to his cat but the way he says stuff)
"I shave when I go out with Kat but I don't shave when I'm with you guys because when I'm out with Kat I'm interacting with Real People."

The way this guy speaks, man.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

For some reason during the stream of him banning thebottomline, he kept saying "He got caught out." Which, I don't really understand and have never heard as a turn of phrase.

"You got cuaht out red-handed." Is that something that people say?

 

[Schmeckel]

For some reason during the stream of him banning thebottomline, he kept saying "He got caught out." Which, I don't really understand and have never heard as a turn of phrase.

"You got cuaht out red-handed." Is that something that people say?

Listening to this legitimately hurt my brain a little bit. The first time he said it, I thought "Surely he's going to correct it to 'called out' or just 'caught' red handed...." But then he said it a bunch of times after. Caught the fuck out.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

For some reason during the stream of him banning thebottomline, he kept saying "He got caught out." Which, I don't really understand and have never heard as a turn of phrase.

"You got cuaht out red-handed." Is that something that people say?

Caught out is a fairly common turn of phrase, as is caught red-handed, but caught out red-handed is a malapropism.

 

[Salubrious]

I think we have to add reveal to this list now; DSP used about 12 different definitions of it and then called people idiots for using one of his previous versions.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Caught out is a fairly common turn of phrase, as is caught red-handed, but caught out red-handed is a malapropism.

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say it until Phil did but I'll take your word for it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say it until Phil did but I'll take your word for it.

I have never heard anyone say it as a phrase in and of itself without some kind of object or action attached to it.
Like getting caught out in the rain. Or getting caught out on a pop-quiz.
It generally is meant to indicate that something occurred that you were unprepared for.
To say just 'caught out' without the 'something' attatched to it sounds like nonsense to me.

I'm pretty sure the phrase he was mixing up was 'called out', but he just really wanted to say caught over and over because it made him feel like he was a 'Top' for a little bit. He's been a shut-in for so long he can't even tell how his own words sound. He has no frame of reference to gauge if human persons will be able to make sense of his Phil-speak. He knows what his meaning is inside his head, but he doesn't have the social skills to understand how to communicate that meaning to others clearly with socially agreed upon syntax.

 

[huffysan]

I think we have to add reveal to this list now; DSP used about 12 different definitions of it and then called people idiots for using one of his previous versions.

Huge positive news reveal to help with bills and add more to the streams. Full definition of his words.

 

[yahowahi]

I don't have a specific one that bothers me more than others, but I have always been generally bothered by his speech patterns. He just repeats an unending string of annoying idioms and his own previous nonsense, most picked up (or inspired) by his consumption of shit entertainment products. And they're all misused somehow. The only other words he says are the conjunctions stringing it all together. Phil is like a bad mid-00s chatbot. Truly peak burger-speak.

 

[millais]

"Nugget of truth" instead of "kernel of truth"

 

[Wurstbrot]

Cold Turkey.

 

[harbinger]

Has anyone mentioned “success” or “successful” yet? I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Has anyone mentioned “success” or “successful” yet? I don’t think it means what he think it means.

Isn't "success" when you are a complete loser, nobody likes you, everything you do is immoral and wrong and your personality stinks 3 miles against the wind, you are a worthless lazy couch potato and never achieved anything in your life and you shift your own flaws on other people and fail to grow on every level
BUT
you are so twisted and incompetent that you appeal to a hand full of degenerates and achieve to squeeze every single coin from their wallets?

Yeah, isn't this the RAW definition of success?

 

[Sparkletor]

Isn't "success" when you are a complete loser, nobody likes you, everything you do is immoral and wrong and your personality stinks 3 miles against the wind, you are a worthless lazy couch potato and never achieved anything in your life and you shift your own flaws on other people and fail to grow on every level
BUT
you are so twisted and incompetent that you appeal to a hand full of degenerates and achieve to squeeze every single coin from their wallets?

Yeah, isn't this the RAW definition of success?

If Phil never leaves his house, he is technically the most successful person he knows.

Kat? Women aren't people, nudnik.