Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't understand why a bunch of games coming out in the beginning of summer blows Phil's mind.

The trend the past few years is that a lot of games come out in the fall. Not a lot of games come out in the summer. Now if I was in the business of selling video games I would think that releasing a game in the fall would have more competition and therefore lessening my chance of selling my game. If I released it in the summer, there would be less competition and a better chance of selling my game.

It's a business strategy, not some bizarro world crossover.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Theradbrad cucked dsp, he already posted Sinking city footage lmao.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Full-Life as in he's an adult with a very busy life with no downtime, aside from his late night gin sessions watching tv. Man has been workin' hard all day playing games and having fun, then uploading unedited footage.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Full-Life as in he's an adult with a very busy life with no downtime, aside from his late night gin sessions watching tv. Man has been workin' hard all day playing games and having fun, then uploading unedited footage.

Yes he has a full life. Nursing home residents have a busier schedule and richer social life than Phil.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

DSP is like an AI someone created with the sole purpose of getting money. It was taught basic words like "bills" and "taxes", and through trial and error is slowly creating situations which bring in more money. It has also evolved to complain about a lot of different things to make viewers feel sympathetic. The coding isn't perfect though, so you get complaints like "Oh my god doode LAAAG" in an offline game.

Here is the robot in action -

 

[Wurstbrot]

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Telling when even a short GIF shows in all glory how bad of an actor Phil is. Movement, facial expression, reaction to the action, it's all you need here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rainy day fund
Phil's definition- money you spend when it is literally raining outside

Real definition- a reserved amount of money to be used in times when regular income is disrupted or decreased in order for typical operations to continue

Edit: Phil claims his definition was what they taught him in high school. The mystery of how this idiot became valedictorian might have been solved.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Rainy day fund
Phil's definition- money you spend when it is literally raining outside

Real definition- a reserved amount of money to be used in times when regular income is disrupted or decreased in order for typical operations to continue

Edit: Phil claims his definition was what they taught him in high school. The mystery of how this idiot became valedictorian might have been solved.

god
DAMN
phil's ego is so fragile he has to make the most pathetic lie i've ever heard

 

[74 Screaming Armadillos]

Even better - he seems to claim that they changed the definition of the term since he was in school.
This guy is never wrong.

Also, who are they in this case? The entirety of the english speaking world population? They just agreed upon that on like January 1st of 2012?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Even better - he seems to claim that they changed the definition of the term since he was in school.
This guy is never wrong.

Also, who are they in this case? The entirety of the english speaking world population? They just agreed upon that on like January 1st of 2012?

dsp's ego is so fragile, he's willing to make up grand conspiracy theories of how he was just taught phrases in high school, got a complete understanding of latin in an american public school. and the entire anglosphere just all decided to change the meaning of a phrase (when we can't even agree on the spelling of certain words)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Rainy day fund
Phil's definition- money you spend when it is literally raining outside

Real definition- a reserved amount of money to be used in times when regular income is disrupted or decreased in order for typical operations to continue

Edit: Phil claims his definition was what they taught him in high school. The mystery of how this idiot became valedictorian might have been solved.

Yeah, a 'Rainy Day Fund' is a type of emergency fund meant to cover the small, one-time, unpredictable yet routine emergencies that pop-up in life so that your finances aren't disrupted by them and you don't have to take on debt to cover them. Like if your refrigerator breaks, or your cat needs dialysis, or to prevent your bank account from incurring a dozen overdraft fees in a month.

What Phil aggressively and belligerently berates you while describing it as is an Activities Fund for a literal Rainy Day. Like, 'Oh, I'm going to set this $50 aside so I can buy a bottle of scotch in case it's raining the day I want to spend in the park, so I won't be bored.'

I feel like Phil might have equally exceptional responses to all weather conditions: 'Phil, what should I use my Sunny Day Fund for?' 'Phil, would you suggest I use my Windy Day Fund to buy a kite?' 'Phil, the weather is shitty here. What would you normally spend your Snowy Day Fund on?'

 

[Schmeckel]

I feel like Phil might have equally exceptional responses to all weather conditions: 'Phil, what should I use my Sunny Day Fund for?' 'Phil, would you suggest I use my Windy Day Fund to buy a kite?' 'Phil, the weather is shitty here. What would you normally spend your Snowy Day Fund on?'

This is going to be the next detractor meme. Cause there's gonna be a bunch of troll cheerstipsandsubs that ask about various *insert inclement weather types here*-Day fund preferences.

"Prince Lotor cheers and says, 'What would you spend "Mildly Humid Day Fund" money on?' Um... Ok, is this another detractor meme? Because there's no such thing as a mildly humid um day fund. *Hissing chuckle* So I'm not going to answer the detractor meme, but thank you for the cheer."

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Even better - he seems to claim that they changed the definition of the term since he was in school.
This guy is never wrong.

Also, who are they in this case? The entirety of the english speaking world population? They just agreed upon that on like January 1st of 2012?

You have to respect Phil for going all in on the lie here. His ego is so fragile he can’t even blame his high school, so he went with the Illuminati.

 

[Heartmoth]

Mixing or creating new words can be considered a cognitive symptom of schizotpal spectrum conditions, as a form of the "Schizophasia" phenomenon found in many of those diagnosed on it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Mixing or creating new words can be considered a cognitive symptom of schizotpal spectrum conditions, as a form of the "Schizophasia" phenomenon found in many of those diagnosed on it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia

It's also a symptom of being an idiot.

 

[millais]

He's now using "the modern era" as a total replacement for "today". In the baseball chillstream, he was comparing tobacco-smoking mortality statistics in the past with the same statistics in "the modern era".

 

[Prince Lotor]

He's now using "the modern era" as a total replacement for "today". In the baseball chillstream, he was comparing tobacco-smoking mortality statistics in the past with the same statistics in "the modern era".

I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. It's so pompous, and grandiose, and stupid, and so indicative of all the shit he does to pump up his tiny little grub worm of an ego all wrapped up in three little words.

It makes me imagine how insufferable he must sound as he waddles around his paranoid mundane routine of a life:
"Babe! Where do you want to go out for dinner in the modern era?"
"Babe! It's Trash Day in the modern era, if I forget will you remind me to put the cans out?"
"No, sorry babe, I haven't taken my shower in the modern era yet so you can stomach being in the same wing of the mansion with me."
"Babe! When you're piloting our Japanese chariot back from work at the designer garments haberdashery in the modern era, will you stop by the market and pick up the ingredients for my preferential Lowball glass cocktail?"

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. It's so pompous, and grandiose, and stupid, and so indicative of all the shit he does to pump up his tiny little grub worm of an ego all wrapped up in three little words.

It makes me imagine how insufferable he must sound as he waddles around his paranoid mundane routine of a life:
"Babe! Where do you want to go out for dinner in the modern era?"
"Babe! It's Trash Day in the modern era, if I forget will you remind me to put the cans out?"
"No, sorry babe, I haven't taken my shower in the modern era yet so you can stomach being in the same wing of the mansion with me."
"Babe! When you're piloting our Japanese chariot back from work at the designer garments haberdashery in the modern era, will you stop by the market and pick up the ingredients for my preferential Lowball glass cocktail?"

where do you want to eat?
oh, somewhere on the continent

how long is the movie?
shorter than an epoch

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

While technically not wrong, he really should just use today. He reminds of those "smart" guy posts that float around where the poster used a thesaurus to swap words and sound smarter.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sadly, the stream in modern era was pretty slow. I was expecting more interaction since I won't get paid by Twitch until sometime in the distant future.