Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Cats]

*finds the SOCOM suppressor in MGS2*

"Succum supper...what's a succum supper..succum...oh it's a sokahm supper...suppressor..I don't even have a sokahm, don't even know what that is! (while scrolling past it in his inventory)"

Makes me laugh every time I watch the MGS2 video.

 

[Zaryiu]

Reminder that he was living with his parents until about 27.

Oof

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Oof

There is a lot of room for feelings there. Maybe people have parents that need caring and all that stuff. But this dude just took advantage of it because despite living with them this long that he didn't learn how to do his own laundry.

Just that small amount of info just tells me he was a huge leech and really had no excuse. Wasn't he going into debt at the time with credit cards, wanting to do the funny dream of being good at fighting games?

 

[Iron Father]

*finds the SOCOM suppressor in MGS2*

"Succum supper...what's a succum supper..succum...oh it's a sokahm supper...suppressor..I don't even have a sokahm, don't even know what that is! (while scrolling past it in his inventory)"

Makes me laugh every time I watch the MGS2 video.

Please link! lmfao.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Are you fucking kidding me? There is an entire FPS franchise literally known as "SOCOM", that lasted almost ten years, and ended with a game that Phil did an entire playthrough of.

Every time I think I have the full grasp of Phil's obliviousness and stupidity, I discover another example I wasn't aware of before, and every time, he looks dumber and more oblivious. Amazing.

 

[Cats]

Please link! lmfao.

https://youtu.be/aFvdjqKSPDk it's audible in the retsupurae video at around 9:49

I was quoting from memory so it wasn't entirely accurate, but it's pretty damn close. What a fucking buffoon he is, with a face to match.

SUCCUM SUPPER?!

 

[Iron Father]

DSP refers to video games as a "derision."

derision
/dɪˈrɪʒ(ə)n/
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noun
contemptuous ridicule or mockery.
"my stories were greeted with derision and disbelief"

 

[tzgnilki]

"outside the rain"

something happened in sleeping dogs and he had to speak to a npc, dave asked the npc why they couldn't do this "outside the rain"

I swear his brain is evaporating

 

[Iron Hamster]

"outside the rain"

something happened in sleeping dogs and he had to speak to a npc, dave asked the npc why they couldn't do this "outside the rain"

I swear his brain is evaporating

Think he's trying to find a substitute for 'behind the scenes'?

 

[PutridElephant]

Choking = coughing
Pollen = dust

 

[Schmeckel]

Choking = coughing

I take it to be more like "gagging." After having a sinus infection, the phlegm is like straight tar going down the ol' gullet, and it gets the gag reflex going.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I take it to be more like "gagging." After having a sinus infection, the phlegm is like straight tar going down the ol' gullet, and it gets the gag reflex going.

nah, when he says choking he means coughing
remember when he got so sick "he was passing in and out of consciousness" (aka, he was sleepy)
he was also "choking" for 10 minutes straight
you don't choke for 10 minutes straight without passing out, and then waking up later freaked out thinking you were doomed.

 

[Iron Father]

I think this one has been covered before, but just in case---yet another classic misuse of a phrase by DipShitPhil; "sweating bullets."

"Sweating bullets" means you're nervous or worried, it doesn't mean you're literally sweating more than usual, silly pigroach.

 

[DZoomer]

I think this one has been covered before, but just in case---yet another classic misuse of a phrase by DipShitPhil; "sweating bullets."

"Sweating bullets" means you're nervous or worried, it doesn't mean you're literally sweating more than usual, silly pigroach.

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It truly amazes me how ignorant this man is. The most absurd example of that was his "Achilles's Heel" comment. English isn't even my first language and I cringe, I can only imagine the horror of a native speaker going through this thread.

 

[Iron Father]

At first it annoyed me (like most things the manbearpigroach does) but several years later I just find it amusing now. He's so smug, stupid, disgusting, delusional and dodgy that he just seems like a movie character to me.

 

[Wurstbrot]

At first it annoyed me (like most things the manbearpigroach does) but several years later I just find it amusing now. He's so smug, stupid, disgusting, delusional and dodgy that he just seems like a movie character to me.

He's accidentally a living meme machine.
Just not the universally funny ones.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

There's an explanation to all of this: Early-onset dementia.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I was tempted to think that Phil almost said "sweating like a pig" but thought better of it, for reasons that should be obvious, and went for the wrong phrase instead.

But then I remember that Phil doesn't catch himself that quick, and seems to prefer whining about detractors clipping stuff than preventing the clips from existing to begin with.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also to note on that video, Phil says the vest has lamb's wool.

Lambs don't have wool. Sheep have wool. A lamb is too young to start growing enough hair to shear and use.

 

[gh0stzero]

Also to note on that video, Phil says the vest has lamb's wool.

Lambs don't have wool. Sheep have wool. A lamb is too young to start growing enough hair to shear and use.

This confused me when I first heard it but lambswool is an actual thing.

Introducing Wool Types (6): Lambs Wool - Woolme News

Lambswool is wool which comes from the first shearing of a sheep (lamb) at the age around 7 months. The fleece is 50mm or shorter.

www.woolme.co.uk