Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

Pretty Boy Extremism said:
played the English dub for Judgment a
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How uncultured of DSP
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Tatu Carreta said:
There is a video where he a dab while playing a baseball game and at the end he is having a mini seizure. Every time he hit a homerun he dabbed and each time he is shaking his head like in a seizure because reasons.
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I think I remember that. The way he was shaking his head, it made his headphones fall off, so then he refused to do dabbing requests unless a donation was attached.
 
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PutridElephant said:
Saw this in a clip from the latest Snort Burnell vid.

Phil said "people who punch a paycheque"

People don't punch a paycheque, they punch time cards.
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It has been twelve years since Phil punched a time card, and he probably didn't call it what it was back then either. No wonder he got fired constantly.

Wurstbrot said:
I also remember.
Not a seizure, he just thinks this is how dabbing works. Or he just has no idea and hopes for the best, that's the real meme move he pulls.
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He uses his brain so little that he can't even bother to observe what doing an about face is supposed to look like, fat chance of him researching dabbing, or pulling it off properly even after doing so.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
He uses his brain so little that he can't even bother to observe what doing an about face is supposed to look like, fat chance of him researching dabbing, or pulling it off properly even after doing so.
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But on the other hoof he has the mental capacity to jump through leaps of illogically placed thought-processes for hours and lying without blinking twice. I really don't think he's stupid, narcissists are at least very smart in their own field of, well, ego-masturbation. And this """dabbing""" is exactly that, he's WAY cooler than those lamo dabbers, he has no need to observe them, any observation gets automatically blocked by his twisted brain, he comes up with his own unique way, he even has a double-dab. So everyone should dab like him, okaaay? Pretty cool, huuuh?
 
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That's not brain engagement, especially in his case. It's a panic response, and it's especially obvious with him because he always sounds like an idiot during his attempts to not be seen as an idiot.

No, I've been through this journey in figuring out Phil. I used to find him clever as well, but with the way he got caught indulging in a crippling gacha addiction, and the kinds of things he says that are totally unprompted and totally fucking WRONG, I no longer can. He has more awareness than he often appears to, but even that is limited to the few things he understands, like when he's lying about that LINE account being his. He doesn't have to be smart to know that he did in fact sign up for that, and use it, but he would have to be smart in order for his trip to the ER with Leanna to not have made an ass out of him.

Still don't believe me? Wait for his comments should Midfirst get the greenlight to feast on some pigroach flesh. Nestled somewhere in his outright lies will be statements he makes that he legit thinks are correct but very much are not. Guarantee it.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Wait for his comments should Midfirst get the greenlight to feast on some pigroach flesh. Nestled somewhere in his outright lies will be statements he makes that he legit thinks are correct but very much are not. Guarantee it.
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That's the issue with Phil. It's not a lie if you believe the statement to be true.

So he's not "lying" but to anyone else on the outside, it is.
 
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PutridElephant said:
That's the issue with Phil. It's not a lie if you believe the statement to be true.

So he's not "lying" but to anyone else on the outside, it is.
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I'm not talking about instances where he is convincing himself with some bullshit, like when he sarcastically said that "obviously there's no way to dupe authentication". Phil knows the truth there, and it's obvious.

But it's also obvious that when telling the ER story, he had/has no idea that, among other things, that's how the ER works. Like I've said, after awhile, you can tell when Phil is lying and when he is speaking sincerely, because the latter is almost always stuff he doesn't control and/or deal with daily, but still thinks he understands.
 
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One of DSP's linguistic autisms is to obsessively pronounce words how they appear in writing. One of my favorite examples was when he said Joaquin Phoenix's name and he almost said 'Joe-Uh-Kwin' but caught himself, said "Wa-Keen" and then lol'd and said something like "even though it's written like Joe-Uh-Kwin" because his brain just had to expel the way he wanted to say it.

This is why you can correct him a billion times and his pig-ape brain will always want to go with the lahgical pronunciation based on how it's written.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
One of DSP's linguistic autisms is to obsessively pronounce words how they appear in writing. One of my favorite examples was when he said Joaquin Phoenix's name and he almost said 'Joe-Uh-Kwin' but caught himself, said "Wa-Keen" and then lol'd and said something like "even though it's written like Joe-Uh-Kwin" because his brain just had to expel the way he wanted to say it.

This is why you can correct him a billion times and his pig-ape brain will always want to go with the lahgical pronunciation based on how it's written.
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Yep. Same with "interesting".
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
One of DSP's linguistic autisms is to obsessively pronounce words how they appear in writing. One of my favorite examples was when he said Joaquin Phoenix's name and he almost said 'Joe-Uh-Kwin' but caught himself, said "Wa-Keen" and then lol'd and said something like "even though it's written like Joe-Uh-Kwin" because his brain just had to expel the way he wanted to say it.

This is why you can correct him a billion times and his pig-ape brain will always want to go with the lahgical pronunciation based on how it's written.
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He still pronounces masochist as "mass-o'-cheest". This was especially grating recently in one of his Yakuza 7 streams. There is a substory where you meet a guy called Mr. Masochist, or Mr. Mazo for short. You can hear characters in the game pronounce his nickname correctly multiple times, but Dave still called him "Mr. Mass-o'-cheest".
 
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It's fascinating watching Phil grapple with the difference between what his brain wants to do and what he would rather do. He can obviously tell that he looks like an idiot saying shit wrong, but like you say, his brain just HAS to get it out of its system. I wonder how much that plays into why Phil avoids using his brain as much as possible. Maybe he WAS using his brain when he named his Champions account, and that's the real reason he picked the worst possible one. It HAD to go with a name that drew attention to itself. Would explain a lot...
 
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