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RE Mandela effect;
He was mislead by his dentheaded chat. First time he'd ever heard of the term in 2018:
He was mislead by his dentheaded chat. First time he'd ever heard of the term in 2018:
Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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I really hate the way he says solve, it just grinds my gears. He says it like salve.
"Guys I really need help salving this puzzle. What do I do?"
Cooking food: Making something from scratch, like a chicken corn soup or steak dinner.
Philese: Frozen meal and DoorDash.
"Guys I really need help salving this puzzle. What do I do?"
Cooking food: Making something from scratch, like a chicken corn soup or steak dinner.
Philese: Frozen meal and DoorDash.
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"Selser".
It's "seltzer", you mong.
It's "seltzer", you mong.
FoxVirus
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"The Plahto Mesick-kahno!"
Michael Janke
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he has awful spanish pronunciation for a guy who studies latin in high school.
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From his Valentines rant.
Authentic East Coast Italian - Totally not Americanized Italian. He is an expert in Italian cuisine thanks to his mom. That's why he can't even make fucking spaghetti.
Vase- He says it like Vass from Far Cry 3.
Authentic East Coast Italian - Totally not Americanized Italian. He is an expert in Italian cuisine thanks to his mom. That's why he can't even make fucking spaghetti.
Vase- He says it like Vass from Far Cry 3.
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Super armor - any time Phil isn’t able to notice the enemy reacting to his attack hitting them.
Also, the Pokémon mispronunciations are starting to get unbearable. Luh-prass, Puh-rass, Cahmbee, Crow-uh-gunk, Arsheus, and in some cases it’s just weird emphasis like Dust-OX.
Also, the Pokémon mispronunciations are starting to get unbearable. Luh-prass, Puh-rass, Cahmbee, Crow-uh-gunk, Arsheus, and in some cases it’s just weird emphasis like Dust-OX.
PieceofShet
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chat : "Phil, you're pronouncing that word wrong"
Phil: "I don't care! That's how everyone I know pronounces it!"
Phil has also told us that the only people he's talked to in years are his wife, his parents, and the cashiers at the stores he goes to. How many of those people is Phil having discussions about Pokemon names with?
Phil: "I don't care! That's how everyone I know pronounces it!"
Phil has also told us that the only people he's talked to in years are his wife, his parents, and the cashiers at the stores he goes to. How many of those people is Phil having discussions about Pokemon names with?
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These have to be deliberate right? It can't be he just can't admit to being wrong over something so small.
Oh wait this is Phil we are talking about.
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Jasper, you forgot Jasper kitty.
Probably the living being that he talks most with. I don't think he ever really talked to the cashiers aside from the odd grunt while he nervously looked at his shoes wishing he was back at Castle Goutskull.
Michael Janke
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"I have no interest in making cookies inside of a hollow tree with you"
WTF does that mean? i've never heard that analogy in my life. i cant even try to logic what it means.|
did he mix it up with some other saying?
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dsp has conflicted keemstar's lawn gnome with the keebler elves
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I will say he finally made me laugh with that fuck up.
And I think he mixed up the lovable keebler elves with bridge trolls.
And I think he mixed up the lovable keebler elves with bridge trolls.
All phil knows are outdated pop culture refences. Plus trying to use the "gnome" meme as an insult is peak Phil as Keem has actually accepted it and jokes about it in promotion and even in one of those youtooz figures while piggy can't stand being called pigroach or even fat.
Michael Janke
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so this is what Phil was talking about? even if you do recognize the reference, it was still a shitty roast. both in that he got it wrong, by calling him an elf. and because the delivery was awful. "i dont want to make cookies with you inside a hollow tree."
yeah, you got one on Keem. he'll never recover.
Draventren
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Phil is awful at roasts, and humour in general. There are some really basic, instinctual things about humour that we pick up just from being around funny people and the natural ebb and flow of conversation. This is so old and so well understood that Shakespeare put it to words better than anyone else: "Brevity is the soul of wit". A big part of humour is being snappy and quick, saying just the right amount and no more. Phil is really bad at this. Let's work off his little bit there about the Keebler elves. A much better way would just be telling Keem "Go back to your tree" or "Don't you have cookies to make?" which, again, makes the assumption people know what the Keebler elves are off the top of their head.
Legitimately look at any time he's tried to roast someone else and it's never good. Consistently it's along the lines of "Yeah well, what would you know you stupid moron, you're an idiot and I would know better go *some scat based activity* until you're done being a shithead. Alsoeveryoneknowsyou'redumbandstupidandyoucanshutupnow."
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He just pronounced the Pokémon Misdreavus as “miz-dro-voo.”
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And even if he said it with the 's' sound at the end, his pronunciation still would have been off.
Michael Janke
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was he trying to channel his french unnecessarily?
he didnt even do it correctly.
it'd be something like
Mis-Dray-Vow
not Mis-Dro-Voo