Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

Crossposting from the main thread, as highlighted in this post by @CoomerCouch v2.69, Phil claims that gladius was the Latin word for both sword (correct) and penis (HUUUUUHN???)
Well, according to many on this forum, Phil thinks about penis a lot. Personally, I just chalk it up to his childish humor. The dude is way too sensitive for me to ever believe he would wave his rainbow flag around to get shot up by the internet. Won't even be honest about his continued love of wrestling because of the ridicule, FFS. If he's gay, he's going to be the last person on Earth to know it. Not admit it, KNOW it. We've seen how he is about shit he knows, but won't admit. Difference is night and day.
 
Not to rain on your parade but the source you are citing is pretty much the only one I can find after thorough research (3 minutes on Google) that says this.

On the plus side I just learned a bunch of Latin slang words for dick.
I'm guessing the reason sword/gladius is associated with penis is because vagina used to mean sheath/scabbard.
 
Phil is more than likely judging the "lag" based on when the character completes their roll, not on when the animation STARTS, like a fucking normal person. No wonder he can't do a left-facing DP...
While on the Philtisms I've wondered if he defines a rage quit as a fighting games term. In his mind he never rage quits a game because it got too hard or he missed a jump, because a rage quit to him is leaving the game mid-match.

Could be wrong given he justifies his rage quits a million ways in order to make it the game/dev/viewers fault but just a thought.
Crossposting from the main thread, as highlighted in this post by @CoomerCouch v2.69, Phil claims that gladius was the Latin word for both sword (correct) and penis (HUUUUUHN???)
He said that while playing AC Orgigins as well. The idiot likes to flex he knows some latin into knowing a million languages or some shit because Latin is vaguely related to X.
 
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While on the Philtisms I've wondered if he defines a rage quit as a fighting games term. In his mind he never rage quits a game because it got too hard or he missed a jump, because a rage quit to him is leaving the game mid-match.

Could be wrong given he justifies his rage quits a million ways in order to make it the game/dev/viewers fault but just a thought.
AlphaOmegaSin once called Phil a "rage-quitter" and Phil's mind went right to the fighting game context, which is indeed not a thing with him. For all his embarrassing behavior in fighting games, Phil has never RQ a match, that I know of.

However, because of that, it explains why Phil went right to that form of "debunking", because there, he had a point. He knows he doesn't when it comes to other genres because, as you noted, he then comes up with alternative excuses based on the game. He left that part out in responding to AOS, and it's obvious why: AOS is smart enough to see through the bullshit excuses Phil gives when he drops a game. We know this because AOS wasn't talking about fighting games, he was referring to all the others that Phil quits.

Phil knows he's a rage-quitter, he gives this away by getting tilted over being called one. Which is why LTG is more based than him, because he owns the shit. Though he makes excuses, he doesn't lack the ability to admit to what he does in response to "stupid developers" or whatever. He considers RQs to be justified, and I can almost respect that he handles the criticism so much better than Phil ever has or ever will.
 
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someone has phils social right?
im surprised they havent frauded his schools for high school and college transcritps yet.
i want to see if he was the A student he said he was and the 3 years of latin he supposedly took.
 
someone has phils social right?
im surprised they havent frauded his schools for high school and college transcritps yet.
i want to see if he was the A student he said he was and the 3 years of latin he supposedly took.
Apparently one of his private schools was a athletic one as well. Wouldn't shock me if he was the smartest of a bunch of meatheads.
 
'Sissy' is derived from 'sister' and is just another way to demean a man for being perceived as feminine. I agree it's not a slur for trans people but it definitely has a history of being a euphemism for homophobia.

He just has no idea what a slur is, because if he acknowledged things like this he'd have to admit he used slurs on a daily basis on Twitch.
 
I also don't think it's unreasonable to posit that Phil got called that in HS or something, because that whole rant was filled with his emotions over the reality of his appearance these days. Any time he's like that, something from his past is usually get drudged up. Like when he bitched about other kids getting parts in school plays, while feeding himself copium over both that trauma AND his current situation, talking about he's in entertainment and they're probably losers. Completely glossing over the fact that he's only ironically entertaining (at BEST), and knows absolutely nothing about anyone's life, let alone his former classmates. Fucker doesn't even know his supposed soulmate. Would be doing more than sit in the same room as her while she plays an unmodded crusty-old RPG, without even actually WATCHING and interacting, if he did.
 
AlphaOmegaSin once called Phil a "rage-quitter" and Phil's mind went right to the fighting game context, which is indeed not a thing with him. For all his embarrassing behavior in fighting games, Phil has never RQ a match, that I know of.

However, because of that, it explains why Phil went right to that form of "debunking", because there, he had a point. He knows he doesn't when it comes to other genres because, as you noted, he then comes up with alternative excuses based on the game. He left that part out in responding to AOS, and it's obvious why: AOS is smart enough to see through the bullshit excuses Phil gives when he drops a game. We know this because AOS wasn't talking about fighting games, he was referring to all the others that Phil quits.

Phil knows he's a rage-quitter, he gives this away by getting tilted over being called one. Which is why LTG is more based than him, because he owns the shit. Though he makes excuses, he doesn't lack the ability to admit to what he does in response to "stupid developers" or whatever. He considers RQs to be justified, and I can almost respect that he handles the criticism so much better than Phil ever has or ever will.
It's especially stupid because he ragequit one of the Dishonored games and attempted to claim that it wasn't a ragequit just because he wasn't openly angry.
 
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