Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Freshtodeath]

holy shit it describes phil

 

[Coin Ops]

He just said "Gee You Eye" when pronouncing GUI instead of "Gooey"

It's not technically wrong to pronounce each letter, but it's just not the norm.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's one from a while ago: "Distractionary"
https://youtu.be/yl1lEClCy8M?t=164

 

[RouterDump]

Every time I hear him say "sedentary" it pisses me off.

I work in a job where it's used literally every single day, multiple times a day and just how he says "seDENtary" instead of "SEDentary" ist just very grating to me

 

[millais]

In relation to all this Jared drama, the Pigroach has been repeatedly misusing the terms "shitposter", "shitpost" and "shitposting". He thinks "shitposting" means "talking shit about someone online", so the Twitter message in which Jared was mocking Phil was a "shitpost", and the negative detractors who make fun of Phil on Twitch/Youtube/Twitter are all "shitposters".

Absolute Internet-Illiterate Boomer behavior. He is completely ignorant of the universal definition of shitposting as low-effort posting that is not intrinsically tied to talking shit about people.

 

[actually]

Debunk: Declaring that something didn't happen.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Not really a DSP-ism but I hate the way he says "AH HA"! It's always the same obnoxious tone and he says it every time stream chat helps him solve a "puzzle."

 

[tarni]

'viral' - his standards for that seem somewhat low

 

[Sparkletor]

'viral' - his standards for that seem somewhat low

Instead of viral, a better comparison would be "rare congenital birth defect". Only a small amount of the population is effected, and those unlucky enough to be afflicted get it from people with defective genes.

"Guys, the Tweet I made went completely rare congenital birth defect! I'm finally redeemed and popular!"

 

[Sparkletor]

May 14th 2019 am stream:

"Burning on all cylinders"

 

[millais]

Is the Pigroach the only one that mispronounces "lolcow" as "lawlcow"?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Is the Pigroach the only one that mispronounces "lolcow" as "lawlcow"?

Apparently his local dialect. Same reason he says frahgs, gahlf and ahnest. Some weird disability when the O sits at the front. Which makes it way easier on "Speak like Phil Burnell" day.

 

[millais]

Apparently his local dialect. Same reason he says frahgs, gahlf and ahnest. Some weird disability when the O sits at the front. Which makes it way easier on "Speak like Phil Burnell" day.

That makes more sense. I was wondering why he is able to pronounce "lol" correctly, but says "lawlcow", and maybe thought that he was somehow too stupid to make the connection between lolcow and its roots in the phrase "lol"

 

[Leon Breitling]

The way he always says "Stream chat" bothers me, as if there's another chat he'd be pretending to pay attention to.

 

[Synth]

Apparently his local dialect. Same reason he says frahgs, gahlf and ahnest. Some weird disability when the O sits at the front. Which makes it way easier on "Speak like Phil Burnell" day.

Not local, it's just him. I grew up like 25 minutes north of him and still live kinda in same area. He's the only person I know of that says anything that way.

I know people give him shit when he talks about the area he grew up in, but Bridgeport is a pretty shitty city and he's not wrong about his particular area being populated heavily by non-whites: BPT only has a 40% white population and they mostly live closer to Fairfield, to its west, and only 20% are non-Hispanic white. Where he grew up (East Side of BPT) is especially non-white, so it's even more fucking weird he talks that way because I can't think of any black/hispanic (BPT has a lot of Puerto Ricans, but it still applies) accent that sounds like that.

It's not a regional thing, it's him, his parents, or his elementary school teacher(s).

 

[Sparkletor]

I like when he tells people they can go watch his old videos "live on YouTube".

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Oh my god, he did. He referred to them as "immature and pweril" (1m40s)

Also really weird is that my 2nd result when I Google search the word 'puerile' has a reference to gout from a 1927 literature citation demonstrating the use of the word 'puerile' https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/puerile ?

It’s always fun when you get people that use words even when they’re too sheltered or stupid to know what they actually sound like. I also have to wonder if he’s also using words without thinking about how they sound in his voice. To powerlevel a bit, I’m pretty much the only person in my extended family that doesn’t have some level of Southern drawl and there are turns of phrase that just sound kind of weird when I say them. I feel like a somewhat similar thing is happening with Phil in that his weird fucking accent and cadence somehow makes it more clear that he doesn’t really know how to use these words.

 

[JackDavis]

"I'm just going to put a tiny sprinkling of cheese on top. I'm not gonna put no salsa, nothing else. We're just going to try it at face value and see how it is."

 

[Wurstbrot]

As a non-English-native, I'm from the beautiful German town of Aufschnitt*, I lack the ability to understand the spoken words properly. So could someone riddle me that?

https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1131581891126149121

Did Phil say "exaduration" instead of "exaggeration"? Or am I simply wrong?

*) small wordplay for our German audience

(edit: Thanks, Witch. No matter how often I listen the result stays the same)

 

[We Are The Witches]

Did Phil say "exaduration" instead of "exaggeration"? Or am I simply wrong?

I heard him saying 'exaggeration', although he's being a bit lazy when pronouncing the 'g', Imo.