Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[JMR]

I heard John McAfee's name in the news yesterday. It reminded me Phil doesn't know how to say it correctly.

It comes up when Phil's playing/streaming because he'll get prompts from the preloaded software and complain. One time someone asked Phil to repeat himself, and he admitted not knowing how it's pronounced or even how it's spelled.

He later learned the correct way to say it, but that was 2018. Old habits are hard to break and he continues to say it his own way. (Example 2019, 2020)

To be fair, he's not completely out of line with his pronunciation and PigPigGo even shows a game where "McAfee' is said similarly. But a person who built PCs back then should know things from a time when Norton and McAfee were so prominent.

 

[Iron Hamster]

'ages' = anything over 3 seconds.

 

[gh0stzero]

'ages' = anything over 3 seconds.

"a million years ago" anything over 11 minutes

 

[Schmeckel]

'ages' = anything over 3 seconds.

So when Khet says "I haven't had sex in ages!", she just got back from the Jim, right?

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP says clipping like he knows what that is but is actually describing something vastly different.

Clipping is where two 3D meshes pass through each other, here he uses it to basically describe being in a rag doll state. That's not clipping Phil, it's not a glitch, you just suck at the game. I don't even play the game and I can see you suck at it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Well, it's the same guy who missed his target and said the "game got all chopped up", which I took to mean as "the frame rate took a nose dive", but who knows what it really meant, if anything.

 

[Cats]

"I hold back to block he's jumping, I try to do nothing, he does stuff, unbelievable, garbage player."

I am a fan of the classics

 

[DZoomer]

DSP says clipping like he knows what that is but is actually describing something vastly different.

Clipping is where two 3D meshes pass through each other, here he uses it to basically describe being in a rag doll state. That's not clipping Phil, it's not a glitch, you just suck at the game. I don't even play the game and I can see you suck at it.

The end of that video is so disgusting. This motherfucker is really out here trying to complain that if the streak ends, he'll suddenly not be able to buy new consoles.

Phil really is the kind of person to whom help will never be enough. Give him a thousand dollars, he'll say that 10 thousands would be better. Give him 10k, he'll complain about taxes and ask for 20k. Disgustingly entitled.

 

[Wurstbrot]

The end of that video is so disgusting. This motherfucker is really out here trying to complain that if the streak ends, he'll suddenly not be able to buy new consoles.

Phil really is the kind of person to whom help will never be enough. Give him a thousand dollars, he'll say that 10 thousands would be better. Give him 10k, he'll complain about taxes and ask for 20k. Disgustingly entitled.

I'll put it in words fitting to the topic:
It's greed, greed is massively strong. When there is one cookie jar, then somewhere there has to be a second one. And a third, fourth, and another one, and another one, and so on. And Phil has to eat them all at once, he digests the hype cookies, omnomnom, before someone steals them from him. He can't pay the surprising yearly cookie taxes, he can't pay his cookie tax guy, he has no cookies, but he has to pay higher taxes the more cookies he ate, so please give lots of cookies really fast, on top of the amount of cookies he usually eats because he can't go without his sugar. I mean money.

It's not his fault tho, he blames everyone else and especially Almighty_Spongebob for why he has to starve now.

Spoiler

His hand is in the cookie jar 24/7 and if caught red handed, then you are an idiot for not understanding the necessity and pahsitivity of his greed. He runs a business, and he has a business degree, where do people think his money has to come from? All he provides is completely free khantent, you don't have to pay anything, only if you want to tip him like a waiter or your local authentic Italian pizza deliverer. His open demand for money is advertising, every steamer does that but if Phil does it's not allowed, he can't win! So fuck you, he persevered for 12 years, he's still there and successful. He knows what he's doing, he even successfully went through a chapter 7 bankruptcy, because he is street-smart, not book-smart. And you may not know, but Phil was the founding father of pointing a camera at a TV while talking, he deserves all the cookies just as a matter of principle! Without him every entertainer today wouldn't know what to do, but they kickstarted their career by looking at Phil's already giant body of meaningful khantent! But somehow he's just known as the guy who masturbated on stream, waaauw, thanks stupid trolls. At least Twitch used him as a test monkey to deal with trolls, this made Phil literally untouchable, checkmate detractors.

 

[gh0stzero]

I'll put it in words fitting to the topic:
It's greed, greed is massively strong. When there is one cookie jar, then somewhere there has to be a second one. And a third, fourth, and another one, and another one, and so on. And Phil has to eat them all at once, he digests the hype cookies, omnomnom, before someone steals them from him. He can't pay the surprising yearly cookie taxes, he can't pay his cookie tax guy, he has no cookies, but he has to pay higher taxes the more cookies he ate, so please give lots of cookies really fast, on top of the amount of cookies he usually eats because he can't go without his sugar. I mean money.

It's not his fault tho, he blames everyone else and especially Almighty_Spongebob for why he has to starve now.

Spoiler

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His hand is in the cookie jar 24/7 and if caught red handed, then you are an idiot for not understanding the necessity and pahsitivity of his greed. He runs a business, and he has a business degree, where do people think his money has to come from? All he provides is completely free khantent, you don't have to pay anything, only if you want to tip him like a waiter or your local authentic Italian pizza deliverer. His open demand for money is advertising, every steamer does that but if Phil does it's not allowed, he can't win! So fuck you, he persevered for 12 years, he's still there and successful. He knows what he's doing, he even successfully went through a chapter 7 bankruptcy, because he is street-smart, not book-smart. And you may not know, but Phil was the founding father of pointing a camera at a TV while talking, he deserves all the cookies just as a matter of principle! Without him every entertainer today wouldn't know what to do, but they kickstarted their career by looking at Phil's already giant body of meaningful khantent! But somehow he's just known as the guy who masturbated on stream, waaauw, thanks stupid trolls. At least Twitch used him as a test monkey to deal with trolls, this made Phil literally untouchable, checkmate detractors.

Really well put, can't wait to hear Phil steal this cookie jar analogy and repeat it on stream at some time.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

His open demand for money is advertising, every steamer does that...

Yeah just like how every streamer gets caught masturbating on stream. It never happened and ban everyone. Oh I was just scratching my leg. Okay I was masturbating but let's call it the incident.

It's hilarious how often he does this when he gets caught with all the hypocritical bullshit. DSP back then never begged and never told people to click on ads. He never had a link on his page to donate to him, nudnicks.

He never begs, and if he did it was for to save the house. It's not begging because it's contributions now because he has bills. He's not a clown or a childrens' entertainer but it's fine now guys, every streamer does it. He's grown up since his early 30's. Now he's a grown, full mature, adult human being.

 

[Phillybuster]

(EDIT: Okay so he's technically not misusing this word, but the sheer frequency of its use makes it a weird DSP-ism imo. Semantics!)

Has this thread talked about Phil's bizarre habit of using "digest" and "digestible" in his sentences? Not just for situations like "Muh wife made a delicious meal that I'm currently digesting." He'll also spam the word when describing media with a broad demographic or easy-to-understand concepts (e.g. a children's cartoon is easy to "digest.").

I caught this being the word of the day in the 8/20/20 prestream. At the 46:20 mark, he says "digestible" three times in less than a minute. That's luda-cris!

By sheer coincidence, I had just finished listening to an archive of Josh trying to read JustinRPG posts, so by the the umpteenth "digest" I started hearing the powerful sound of LUV EACH UH-THER. LUV EACH UH-THER.


(Big ups May 2018; it was a more digestible time.)

 

[Preferred Penne]

Constantly using the phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen" when referring to his gaggle of retards, manbabies, autists, and furfags. There's nothing ladylike or gentlemanly about any of them.

Well, I imagine some of them might be ladylike...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Constantly using the phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen" when referring to his gaggle of retards, manbabies, autists, and furfags. There's nothing ladylike or gentlemanly about any of them.

Well, I imagine some of them might be ladylike...

What's more outrageous? The fact that Phil has a female fan base, or the fact that he has only managed to bed two of his fans in 12 years as an internet celebrity?

 

[Draza]

"Chill streams"= Boring.
"Interactive"= Pay me money to talk about certain subjects; only a few people talking.

His "chill" streams is mostly dead air with a few cringy commentary on basic games that he refuses to play properly or in a innovative way. "Chill" streams yet he's always complaining about detractors, money, or other streamers. "Interactive" streams is when you pay him money to say something that he'll most likely won't talk about since it may trigger him. Also "Interactive" streams where there will be hundreds of viewers yet only the same few dozen people talking in chat.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Not a word, but DSP loves his double negatives. Got a troll donation asking about his valedictorian speech. Big Brain Phil mocked it and said he actually used triple negatives. The very next troll contribution, he used his favorite "not doin nuttin".

https://youtu.be/M8rHq_gX4zY?t=1176

19:35

 

[Iron Father]

Not a word, but DSP loves his double negatives. Got a troll donation asking about his valedictorian speech. Big Brain Phil mocked it and said he actually used triple negatives. The very next troll contribution, he used his favorite "not doin nuttin".

https://youtu.be/M8rHq_gX4zY?t=1176

19:35

I caught him saying "doing something ad nauseam, every single day" recently. He actually speaks in double-negatives and pointlessly repetitive language quite often.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hope he just learned to talk like that from hanging around fellow gamers. I don't like to think high school valedictorians don't know that double negatives are improper English. Especially since he mastered speaking.

 

[millais]

I hope he just learned to talk like that from hanging around fellow gamers. I don't like to think high school valedictorians don't know that double negatives are improper English. Especially since he mastered speaking.

It's safe to say he probably didn't attain a stellar education despite all his crowing about valedictorian this and that. He quite literally went to Basketball American school, not a preppy elite private school.

 

[Iron Hamster]

'sadentry' for the actual word sedentary.