Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Homaster]

Hes pronounced bolognese sauce as "bolongaise"

 

[Iron Father]

Hes pronounced bolognese sauce as "bolongaise"

The proper Italian way is to pronounce the final 'e' so like 'raise-eh' whereas the English way (also the French way) is to say it like 'raise.'

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hes pronounced bolognese sauce as "bolongaise"

Because he has the gaise from his aunt.

 

[PutridElephant]

Open air: Anything that isn't close quarters

 

[Draventren]

Open air: Anything that isn't close quarters

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Who the fuck doesn't know the word "ventilated"?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Open air: Anything that isn't close quarters

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lmao this fucking clown, "open-air building"? What's next, indoor airport runways?

 

[millais]

Just recently, he repeatedly pronounces the "s" in Illinois when talking about one of the Midwest fgc tournaments from the mid 2000s.

 

[Iron Father]

Just recently, he repeatedly pronounces the "s" in Illinois when talking about one of the Midwest fgc tournaments from the mid 2000s.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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He says it like "illa-noise". This man understand so little about the country he lives in.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I think by "independent" he means he doesn't have an MCN. He was trying to spin it as a good thing back when he got dropped by Machinima.

 

[TheTractor]

The ''Tis the season'' to guilt trip his cult into gifting subs and motivate them being generous.

Speaking of being generous how many subs have you gifted ever dsp? 0 dollars given to charity in your bankruptcy filling?

I want to drill his asshole with a baseball bat when he talks about people should be generous. He would probably like it though

 

[Seth MacFartman]

"The Camera is AHN!"

 

[Julia Chang]

"Beginner's Trap": An obstacle requiring caution and/or common sense to overcome.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"My life is an up and down, right? Like a soundwave." and makes motions with his hand like he's doing a wave.

A soundwave.
A SOUNDWAVE.

That's a sine-wave, valedictorian!

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

"AugmentPenne did a 100 bit cheer and asked 'Phil why are your tits so big they droop to the side?' You might not notice this but I have huge breasts,its called Sylvanio moobs,runs in the family"

 

[Forbidden Math]

"My life is an up and down, right? Like a soundwave." and makes motions with his hand like he's doing a wave.

A soundwave.
A SOUNDWAVE.

That's a sine-wave, valedictorian!

I doubt DSP would know the difference between a sine, square, or saw wave. I laughed so hard when he said that just because it made no fucking sense and sounded like something some new age fuck would say. He really needs to stop attempting to inflate his speech to seem smarter because it always makes him seem retarded. Honestly I feel like that's the big moral story of this thread: better to keep your mouth shut then to open your mouth and prove yourself a fool.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

(Timestamp @ 50:40)

While talking about how people are taking his tweets seriously now (citation needed), "The person I like the least actually said something very, ... very impertinent today or something."

How does he get the word he says 50 times a day wrong? I mean, pertinent wouldn't have been the proper word anyways but he even fucked up saying pertinent.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

(Timestamp @ 50:40)

While talking about how people are taking his tweets seriously now (citation needed), "The person I like the least actually said something very, ... very impertinent today or something."

How does he get the word he says 50 times a day wrong? I mean, pertinent wouldn't have been the proper word anyways but he even fucked up saying pertinent.

Impertinent = Important + Pertinent
Learn English, you muhron.
Would you like me to explain obtusive as well?

Timestamp at 10:58
'None of what they said was true. But, I had to go through the due diligence of proving that it was false.'

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Timestamp at 10:58
'None of what they said was true. But, I had to go through the due diligence of proving that it was false.'

Didn't they ask his bankruptcy attorney to fax over his bank statements? Unless there were some sketchy $5000 a month expenses to the Apple play store, what exactly did he have to prove? The numbers would be right there.

 

[Draventren]

I doubt DSP would know the difference between a sine, square, or saw wave. I laughed so hard when he said that just because it made no fucking sense and sounded like something some new age fuck would say. He really needs to stop attempting to inflate his speech to seem smarter because it always makes him seem retarded. Honestly I feel like that's the big moral story of this thread: better to keep your mouth shut then to open your mouth and prove yourself a fool.

He is the living embodiment of the "smart" characters from children's t.v shows. The characters that 8 year old you thinks is super smart because they refer to common things by their chemical name and who's vernacular is quite expansive, prodigious, and rather superlative when engaging in unprofessionally parley amongst the rabble. Not sure who or why or how he picked up that trait, but even using words like pertinent correctly, when used in the sheer volume he uses it makes me think he has a word of the day calendar that he's been recycling since 2008 because of a desperate need to sound smart, when most of the smartest people in the world are the people who will admit readily that they don't know something, since that's the first step to actually knowing something.

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