Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Full Race Replay]

Because the hat makes him look like a Nazi, he's doing the old "no u" rebuttal. The man is retarded as fuck.

it's the racism version of "he who smelt it delt it"

 

[50 bit bitch]

"I've explained this a million times, people just don't listen"

No Phil, people just don't care

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

inedible, adj.
/ɪnˈɛdɪb(ə)l/

1. not fit to be eaten
2. Pigroachian English: (of a sandwich) messy appearance, but still fit to be eaten

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

hydra- when you cut off one head, ten grow back

now this could have been hyperbole, but everyone knows that only two heads grow back not ten.

 

[FormerPro]

Conspiracy Theory- Something proven to be true by overwhelming amounts of evidence that paints Phil in a bad light.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

I know it’s probably been said but it bears repeating (I’m also phoneposting and too lazy to read 72 pages):

Holy fuck does the repetition of “behind the scenes” get annoying.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Probably not the first to say this, but "cuhfused"

ENUNCIATE MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Wurstbrot]

"If You Can"

Used to end every single sentence during a begging segment.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Probably not the first to say this, but "cuhfused"

ENUNCIATE MOTHERFUCKER

Pre-Stream Sept. 25, 2021: The New Release Fun Continues!

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Microsoft Flight Simulator gameplay pt19 - Singapore! Then, the Beauty of Mt. Everest

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"the <insert thing> is thus ..."
am I too retarded or my english have deteriorated to a point of no return.

Pre-Stream Sept. 11, 2021: A Brief Discussion of 9/11, Then The Week's News

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"the plot is thus"

Tormented Souls playthrough pt8 - Solving the Puzzle Doors, FINALLY!

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"the solution is thus"

Fallout: New Vegas playthrough pt41 - A String of Events Leads to a Tour of the NCR Encampments

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"what i would say is thus if you enjoyed consider contributing"

the only videos that I find of him using "thus" properly is only with game dialog.
is thus one of the many american english differences with u.k english or is thus another case of "fifty bitch here"?

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[Draventren]

Whenever he tweets after streams and says he's now "upping vids" to DSPgaming. I don't even know why exactly, but every time I see it, it makes me want to be upping my foot up his ass.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Greedy YouTube streamer has zero respect for his audience

This dude is completely out of control lmao

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by all means tip me = I am giving you the permission to tip me
geeh, thanks Phil.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"I would argue" graphed:

 

[Wurstbrot]

We need a video detailing every time he's said "fuck giving attention to the haters, i'm ignoring it from now on", he's said it so many times...I bet next stream he'll get baited again like usual.

"I'm ignoring it from now on" or any variation is one of my favorite bullshit phrases because he never pulls through, he's never "done with it". The biggest transparent lie is the added "This is not who I am, I'm not about drama, trolls, etc" when this is literally his most hottest and reoccurring topic, next to hardcore begging. Every idiot can see through this.

He's really not a man of his word, he's not a man or father figure under the necessary definition but a shrieking goblin trying to scare you. Phil says this to convince himself, but a real man says this because he's already convinced or else this is just a lie with nothing to backup.

You don't ignore something by adressing it every single time. And to emphase this even further, preemptively stating the rules of not mentioning trolls and drama is also NOT ignoring anything but literally poking the hornets nest. He makes all the unwanted topics part of his content and then cries he doesn't want that. A genius way to keep up the victim stance tbh.

So what's he really saying when he "ignores X from now on"?

"I will react to this right now and then demand everyone to shut up. I'll further ignore that until implosion is imminent and demand everyone to shut up, also how dare you still talk about it, only I'm allowed. Then I ignore it for even longer till I come up with a weirdly twisted narrative to save my bacon. Stop asking questions idiot, I'm currently ignoring this thing".

 

[Wurstbrot]

Impromptu

An actually not improvised but specific planned action. The polar opposite of what he says.
This word sounds more important than "Spontaneous" or "On the fly".

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

On the latest Monkey Ball stream he pronounced it “Eco the Dalphin” instead of Ecco. Apparently Phil thought it was pronounced Eco because Ecco saves the environment (What?).

 

[Iron Hamster]

On the latest Monkey Ball stream he pronounced it “Eco the Dalphin” instead of Ecco. Apparently Phil thought it was pronounced Eco because Ecco saves the environment (What?).

Because the valedictorian doesn't know anything about dolphin.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Because the valedictorian doesn't know anything about dolphin.

He actually understood why it was pronounced Echo when chat corrected him. He also said it correctly when he played Ecco. Gin is MASSIVELY strong.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"Robust" graphed:

"Random super" graphed:

 

[We Are The Witches]

It needs to be here:

Praeses et Curatores
Universitatis Fairfieldensis
Omnibus has litteras perlecturis salutem in Domino
commendatione professorum
Scholae Negotii Charles J. Dolan
Philip Paul Burnell
pro meritis eius admisimus ad gradum
Baccalaureatus Scientiarum
cui dedimus iura et insignia huic gradui adnexa.
In quorum fidem testimonio sint praesentes litterae, sigillo
Universitatis et Praesidis Decanique autographis munitae.
Datum Fairfield in statu Connecticut
die XXIII mensis Maii anno Domini MMIV​

 

[Prince Lotor]

"I would argue" graphed:
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This is Phil every time he gets stuck on words or phrases he thinks make him sound like a galaxy brain