Worst Case of Historical Revisionism?

That’s why I proudly fly both colors, as both helped changed our nation either way. No political party or spectrum shall control what both of those nations have provided.
The biggest problem is none of these assholes have ever spent any time actually learning the history around the Civil War and its aftermath and seem to think they know better than the people who actually fought it. They want to punch down on some old baddie to make themselves feel better about their shit lives.

I've been to Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, Fredericksburg and Antietam multiple times and there has never been a moment when I didn't feel respect for the Confederate soldiers and their leaders. They were honorable men who fought for a cause they believed in to the bitter end and rather than pursue ruthless justice we sought reconciliation.

There has never been a nation on Earth that handled the end of its civil war with so much compassion and civility as the United States of America. God, I love this country and know now more than ever how lucky I am to live here.

Do I think some of the South's motivations were misguided or morally wrong? Yes, I do, but I also recognize that I am thinking with the benefit of hindsight. I do not live in the antebellum United States and can't really understand these issues as people thought of them at the time.
 
@Lord High Admiral Spire

Read "Father Abraham: Lincoln's Relentless Struggle to End Slavery" by Richard Striner. It addresses a lot of what you say here. He was unequivocally opposed to slavery morally, at the very least, and stated it long before he became president. Lincoln might not have wanted an immediate emancipation, but he was absolutely committed to slavery's extinction:
March 1, 1859: Speech at Chicago, Illinois

I do not wish to be misunderstood upon this subject of slavery in this country. I suppose it may long exist, and perhaps the best way for it to come to an end peaceably is for it to exist for a length of time. But I say that the spread and strengthening and perpetuation of it is an entirely different proposition. There we should in every way resist it as a wrong, treating it as a wrong, with the fixed idea that it must and will come to an end.
I never said Lincoln was totally anti-slavery, I said he was willing to compromise on slavery if it meant keeping the Union together.


The reason he considered equality impossible is because America, both North and South, was racist as hell, and even abolitionists were not necessarily pro-black suffrage.
This is true- in fact from many of his own statements you can see he may have himself been pro-abolition but not pro-suffrage.

An excerpt from a speech he gave at one of the Lincoln-Douglas debates (I know you mentioned it in your comment, I'll address that below, just including the actual text for those who might not have seen it)

I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races, [applause]-that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied every thing.


And was his willingness to give them the vote out of genuine belief in equality? Or was that political pandering designed to create a new loyal voting bloc? Before answering, keep in mind Lincoln (as you said yourself) was a politician first and foremost.

The quote where Lincoln talks about not desiring equality stems from his opponent Stephen A. Douglas trying to bait him into saying that he supported racial equality, precisely because it would alienate him from the majority of abolitionist northerners, who were incredibly racist.
I will say this in the most respectful way possible.

Excusing Lincoln's statement by saying he was "baited" or was "trying not to alienate voters" is a cope, and, with all due respect, a rather stupid cope.

As a comparison, you will never see a pro-Lincoln acolyte say that Jefferson Davis was "baited" into giving the Cornerstone Speech because someone asked his opinion, or that he had to say it to "not alienate voters" in the South.

This is not an attack on you specifically, but on the Lincoln revisionists in general. The level of excuses revisionists use to explain away Lincoln's racist statements is never applied to other figures who said racist things while opposing Lincoln- showing that such excuses are not made in good faith but are ideologically driven by a desire to sanitize Lincoln's image.

This is a microosm of what grinds my gears about the pro-Lincoln narrative.

It was a public political debate, Douglas asked a question about racial views, and Lincoln clearly answered it. Just because his answer is not in line with modern sensibilities doesn't mean he was "baited" or that he was "trying not to alienate voters". (the latter excuse being particularly absurd given his abolitionist views already alienated many voters). Those are excuses applied long after the fact.

As you pointed out, abolitionsim was popular in the North, but the North was also quite racist. Lincoln being a Northerner would be aware of this, and possibly have this attitude himself. Therefore, if Lincoln was making a speech to a Northern crowd, and said both pro-abolitionist stuff and racist stuff, it would be logical. But that's not what the revisionist Lincoln narrative claims- the revisionists assume, based on modern sensibilities, that Lincoln only believed the abolitionism but not the racism. Which is a patently inconsistent standard that is allowed to persist for the sake of pro-Lincoln revisionism.

Here's the entire quote where Lincoln says his main aim isn't to destroy slavery
I would save the Union. I would save it the shortest way under the Constitution. The sooner the national authority can be restored; the nearer the Union will be "the Union as it was." If there be those who would not save the Union, unless they could at the same time save slavery, I do not agree with them. If there be those who would not save the Union unless they could at the same time destroy slavery, I do not agree with them. My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union; and what I forbear, I forbear because I do not believe it would help to save the Union. I shall do less whenever I shall believe what I am doing hurts the cause, and I shall do more whenever I shall believe doing more will help the cause. I shall try to correct errors when shown to be errors; and I shall adopt new views so fast as they shall appear to be true views.

I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men every where could be free.
So he claims to be personally abolitionist, while also claiming he would willingly allow slavery to continue (presumably indefinitely) if it meant preserving the Union? That's both self-contradicting, and a very "politician" way of putting things, trying to satisfy both sides at once.

The colonization of blacks abroad was most likely a political move done to assuage the fears of racist white Northerners in response to slaves freeing to Northern lines,
This may be one motive, but Lincoln also advocated deportation as a way to improve wages for white laborers in his 1862 State of the Union.

Logically, there is neither more nor less of it. Emancipation, even without deportation, would probably enhance the wages of white labor, and very surely would not reduce them. Thus the customary amount of labor would still have to be performed—the freed people would surely not do more than their old proportion of it, and very probably for a time would do less, leaving an increased part to white laborers, bringing their labor into greater demand, and consequently enhancing the wages of it. With deportation, even to a limited extent, enhanced wages to white labor is mathematically certain. Labor is like any other commodity in the market—increase the demand for it and you increase the price of it. Reduce the supply of black labor by colonizing the black laborer out of the country, and by precisely so much you increase the demand for and wages of white labor.

He put on a show of supporting it, because it's literally a politician's job to be deceptive.
This is a foolish line of argument- you could say the exact same thing about every single one of his pro-abolition statements. How do you know that he actually supported abolition, or suffrage, and wasn't just saying it to get northern votes and black votes? You're claiming all of his racist statements weren't his actual views but were just pandering to "racist northern" voters- but you're simultaneously claiming the opposite regarding the non-racist statements.

This is what bothers me about the whole revisionist idea of Lincoln as a "Great Emancipator"- the Great Emancipator myth was created by assuming that he meant some things he said, and didn't mean other things he said. And which things he actually "meant" is pretty much interpreted in whatever way makes Lincoln look good by modern standards. Its an incredibly dishonest way of presenting an already complex individual.

Also, as an aside- saying that Lincoln was a typical "deceptive" politician is 100% true. I'm glad you said that because that very statement contradicts the sanitized "Honest Abe" image that is so often presented in the pro-Lincoln narrative.


While Congress appropriated $600,000 for colonizing blacks, less than 7 percent was actually used for it.

Here's a good article discussing it.
Not sure how this in particular pertains to Lincoln, but it sounds like an interesting read. The site you linked to isn't loading for me, so I'll give it a try later. Wonder how much the money was being misspent/embezzled, and if would validate the old adages about Congress being useless.

After his visit to the White House, Frederick Douglass said of Lincoln: “I was impressed with his entire freedom from popular prejudice against the colored race.”

And in his eulogy for Lincoln:
This is literally the classic "he had a black friend who likes him, so he isn't racist" argument :story:

Was he perfect? No. Was he racist? Quite possibly so. But so was just about everyone in the 1800s, apart from fringe radicals.
Two responses:

1) that sentence directly contradicts the claims you made earlier that Lincoln wasn't racist and supported equality

2) That sentence roughly sums up my point in my original comment. Lincoln wasn't some outstanding moral crusader- he was a northerner who expressed typical northern views on race and slavery. He was also politician who said things as neccesary to get votes. His assassination made him into a perceived martyr, and because of his martyr status he became a disproportionately lionized figure. As a result his legacy and personal image were heavily revised after the fact to hide/downplay inconvenient elements.

On a separate note, I think the worst case of historical revisionism is the idea that religion is the root of all the world's evil, when it's directly responsible for less than 7 percent of all wars, and less than a century of rule by atheist governments saw mass murders that make the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition and St. Bartholomew's Day massacre combined look like a kindergarten playground scuffle.
That is a valid point.

It's also dumb because national reconciliation after the War basically ended the sectarian conflict. Lee and Jackson were American icons just like Grant and Sherman.

I feel like anyone who is assmad about something that happened 160 years ago (many of whom were not even in this country at the time, myself included) need to take a step back and consider what they are doing with their lives.
Very true, especially the second sentence. Its especially bad online with historically illiterate zoomers, half of them just robotically repeat lyrics to "Union Dixie" ad infinitum and spam the same exact Sherman memes, combined with insuffereable moralistic grandstanding. The other half get unironically MATI over the March to the Sea and are insufferably uptight about anyone criticizing a Confederate figure while treating the Antebellum South with absurdly rose tinted goggles. And neither side can tell you anything about the actual war or battles or tactics or economy themselves because, again, historically illiterate retards.

There is value in actual fact-based academic debate on the topic. But you put it perfectly- being assmad (on either side) about shit that you never experienced is dumb and pointless
 
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Not so much revisionism but the constant downplaying of the atrocities committed by communists and socialists.
That is historically being revised as I have even seen people downplaying incidents where communism outright failed and re-writing it blaming some other thing for why it failed or events that occured during it.

It is literally an ideology that has survived due to revisionist propaganda.
 
Something small and very autistic; but...

In many medieval movies, the courtyards of castles are always caked in a thick layer of mud. Most courtyards weren't covered in stone or some other surface hardening material, so a bit of mud is realistic in case of rain or snow.
But the type of mud is unrealistic. It's always some thick, heavy forest mud, while the yard of a castle would consist of a heavily compacted layer of sand and dirt courtesy of hundreds of people walking over it every day.

So in reality, courtyard mud would be a thin, watery slick. It would not cake on in thick chunks, it would be a thin and tan layer that quickly dries out into some crusted on sand. Not some mire of leaves and sticks resulting in a dark brown mass.
 
The history of the ku klux klan, The history of reconstruction, as well as why the South had been purposely kept poorer then north pre WW2.

Sherman's march is very much whitewashed as well as the asymmetrical and sectarian nature of the conflict during the civil war is largely forgotten for the large scale battles of Antietam, Gettysburg and bull-run.

Something small and very autistic; but...

In many medieval movies, the courtyards of castles are always caked in a thick layer of mud. Most courtyards weren't covered in stone or some other surface hardening material, so a bit of mud is realistic in case of rain or snow.
But the type of mud is unrealistic. It's always some thick, heavy forest mud, while the yard of a castle would consist of a heavily compacted layer of sand and dirt courtesy of hundreds of people walking over it every day.

So in reality, courtyard mud would be a thin, watery slick. It would not cake on in thick chunks, it would be a thin and tan layer that quickly dries out into some crusted on sand. Not some mire of leaves and sticks resulting in a dark brown mass.
People forget that some of the more developed castles eventually are essentially large cities with rudimentary plumbing, stone pavement, as well as wooden flooring in some of the early and later castles.


Ohh also WW2 is probably one of the most revisioned war that people have to forget it's more like several dozen wars going on all at once that are all connected together. One famous Nazi scene is actually of Yugoslavia with Croatian ustasche killing a Serbian women. The eastern front has more battles and wars then one realized. Yugoslavia was less under German occupation and more Germans were in Yugoslavia but they're knee deep in a civil war.

In China the civil war and Chinese Japanese war had ended up taking tens of millions of lives many of these bodies all belonging to all sides.
 
The biggest problem is none of these assholes have ever spent any time actually learning the history around the Civil War and its aftermath and seem to think they know better than the people who actually fought it. They want to punch down on some old baddie to make themselves feel better about their shit lives.

I've been to Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, Fredericksburg and Antietam multiple times and there has never been a moment when I didn't feel respect for the Confederate soldiers and their leaders. They were honorable men who fought for a cause they believed in to the bitter end and rather than pursue ruthless justice we sought reconciliation.

There has never been a nation on Earth that handled the end of its civil war with so much compassion and civility as the United States of America. God, I love this country and know now more than ever how lucky I am to live here.

Do I think some of the South's motivations were misguided or morally wrong? Yes, I do, but I also recognize that I am thinking with the benefit of hindsight. I do not live in the antebellum United States and can't really understand these issues as people thought of them at the time.
Not to detract from your point but just as a fun aside, Switzerland waged, in that time period, a civil war much more humanely. The TLDR is that the Catholics wanted to split from the Protestants and form a secessionist state (the Sonderbund). However, the commanders wanted to minimize unnecessary death and suffering, so they laid out very clear rules of engagement, made sure they had good hospitals set up, and so on. As a result the Swiss had very low death tolls.

The Swiss situation was exceptional and says more about the character of Swiss people, but it does form a terrible contrast with the nasty attitude of Sherman (who I personally don’t take at his word about hating that style of warfare) and the complete disregard for both civilian and soldier suffering in both sides.

I think it says a lot though that Lincoln allowed a free wartime election, allowed the rebels to go home with only prosecutions for top civilian leadership, and basically was ready to just let the rebels rejoin society. In very few other places would the defeated be treated that mercifully.
 
Not to mention the environmental impact of mining for the shit to make their batteries and everything. Environmentalists are useful idiots at worst and downright idiotic at best.
Guess where most of it is in the World?

South America. Land of Cocaine, Banana Republics, and having the wrong political opinion means you get boiled in hot water and raped by dogs.
 
I don't agree with the cause of the confederacy but as an old stock revolutionary american I can at least appreciate the sentiment.
All they did was have the same values as the Union but still wanted some slaves. I mean, any war before that had slavery involved.
 
Salvador Allende being a good boy who dindu nuffin and Pinochet unjustly ending his good government.
And the whole thing about the "mapuche conflict". It was solved by Pinochet back then (he was even named their "Futa Lonco" aka their maximum authority) and the ones causing all the current shitshow don't even want to acknowledge that. Do you want to know why Araucanía and Bío-Bío regions tend to vote for the right? Because of him.
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For what it's worth, most modern day takes/exploration of the Pinochet Coup will mention explicitly:

1. Allende took his own life out of a selfish desire of wanting to martyr himself, rather than being arrested if not executed by the military coup.

2. Pinochet himself was not part of the original conspiracy and joined it very late in the planning stage

3. Pinochet only became the guy in charge of Chile BECAUSE the other military officers that were involved in the coup were incompetent/were only in it to remove Allende and wanted a status quo reset to right before Allende's election. Pinochet was the only one who saw that they needed to rip out the communist faction stem and root and do it NOW, or else there would be violent retaliation against them the second the communists took over again (as far as Chile going full fascist under a communist regime that would use Allende's "execution" as the excuse to go full Stalin on anyone right of Mao) if they won back power in democratic elections.

4. That Allende's policies were pretty god-awful in execution and alienated a huge chunk of the people and that the military, like today in America which was it's own little subculture world largely isolated from the liberal commie/socialist elite and their poor fag brownshirt brigade, where it was one of the few places normal people in Chile could get ahead and a make a life for themselves and that they were appalled at the way Allende was constantly sucking the dicks of the heads of other Communist countries and asking those dictators for advice for how to further entrench communism into Chile so that it could irrevocably take over the place and the communist government never voted out of power.

5. That Pinochet and the other collaborators in the coup would never of gotten the balls to move against Allende unless they knew 100% they had US support, with the Kissinger and the "Chicago Boys" (right wing capitalist types who saw Chile as a petri dish to experiment with extreme forms of Randian economic models).
 
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The history of the ku klux klan, The history of reconstruction, as well as why the South had been purposely kept poorer then north pre WW2.

Sherman's march is very much whitewashed as well as the asymmetrical and sectarian nature of the conflict during the civil war is largely forgotten for the large scale battles of Antietam, Gettysburg and bull-run.


People forget that some of the more developed castles eventually are essentially large cities with rudimentary plumbing, stone pavement, as well as wooden flooring in some of the early and later castles.


Ohh also WW2 is probably one of the most revisioned war that people have to forget it's more like several dozen wars going on all at once that are all connected together. One famous Nazi scene is actually of Yugoslavia with Croatian ustasche killing a Serbian women. The eastern front has more battles and wars then one realized. Yugoslavia was less under German occupation and more Germans were in Yugoslavia but they're knee deep in a civil war.

In China the civil war and Chinese Japanese war had ended up taking tens of millions of lives many of these bodies all belonging to all sides.
Speaking of guerrillas, both popular Northern and Southern memory completely shoved aside the Southern Unionists, I think mostly because it was convenient to both's self-images.

Huge numbers of Union soldiers, not just from Kentucky and West Virginia, were Southern; every Southern state except South Carolina furnished at least one White unit. One estimate I've seen is 100,000, plus 125,000 Kentuckians, which is small relative to the 2.1 million total Union soldiers but significant compared to 1 million Confederates total. Many top-ranking Union officers were either actual Southerners or at least had some history of being born in/living in the South, most significantly Zachary Taylor (Anaconda Plan, Virginia); Admiral Farragut and Lincoln were also born in Tennessee/Kentucky, but neither can really be called Southern culturally.

The entire Ozarks (spilling over into Missouri) and Cumberland Plateau were guerilla warfare shitshows, mainly Unionist, with other Unionist guerillas in the rest of Nickajack. Newton Knight's successful insurrection in southern Mississippi that had seized several counties by itself by the end of the war.

Somewhere along the way, Appalachia began to get the opposite of whitewashed, like blackwashed, with Confederate identity to the point where nowadays I see more Confederate flags there than anywhere else.



The part about WW2, it's a real shame (and this kind of goes for everything involving any famous war) how much the heroic fighting outside of Western Europe was downplayed. The French Resistance got lots of play in the public imgaination while doing fuck-all, while like you said, Yugoslavia was a huge deal, was basically the Peninsular War to Hitler's Napoleon (and how often do you even hear people reference the Peninsular War?). Much less the efforts of Slavic separatist partisans in Eastern Europe fighting both the Germans and Soviets, or the fighting of the Polish Underground State (much more remarkable than the French), or the Cretans. But 99% of media is just the same Band of Brothers/Enemy at the Gates/[insert rare Japan/Pacific movie] treatment.

On the other hand, people bag on the French so much while completely forgetting their glorious military heritage up to that point, and forgetting that the Germans rolled over everybody really fast, the only people they didn't roll over were the Soviets because they were too big to do in a few weeks. The French isn't some colossal fuckup so much as it's just the usual thing happening when one group of people figure out how to do something (mechanized combined arms warfare, in this case) before anybody else does, no different from Macedonians or Mongols or, for that matter, Napoleonic French sweeping everything before them.
 
"McCarthy used HUAC to persecute poor Hollywood actors who dindu nuffin."
  • how would Senator McCarthy be holding hearings in the House Un-American Activities Committee?
  • HUAC was initially formed in the late 1930s to sniff out Nazi sympathizers.
  • The timeline doesn't fit. The Hollywood Ten controversy happened in the 1940s.
  • McCarthy himself never went after Hollywood; he was searching for commie sympathizers within the military, the State Department, and the intelligence community
  • Hollywood unions did, in fact, sympathize with Communists. The reason Walt Disney is smeared as an "anti-Semite" is because he testified before HUAC against rabble-rouser Herbert Sorrell.
  • Elia Kazan's award-winning film On the Waterfront is a parable of how he stood up to his commie colleagues, who denounced him as a "snitch" and a "stool pidgeon". He later said that by making that movie, he was "telling every one of them to go fuck themselves".
Finally, the declassified Venona Papers proved that the booze-hound Wisconsinite tailgunner was right all along. The Soviets conducted all kinds of now-known fuckery that has burgeoned into the Clown World we live in today.

The only thing McCarthy did wrong is that he stopped.

Clarifying and correcting some bits:

Hollywood Ten was late 1940s and early 1950s and were led by Dalton Trumbo. Trumbo was a true believer Commie with a hard on for the Soviet Union. He was anti-war, going so far as to write the nightmare fuel themed Johnny Got His Gun to create a generation of peacenik pacifists but yanked it out of circulation/store shelves the second Russia got invaded becuase Trumbo didn't give a fuck about stopping Hitler until his beloved Soviet Union got invaded and then was pro war and pulled Johnny because it was one of the cornerstones of the anti-war pacifist movement in the United States at the time and even reported fans who wrote him asking if he had copies of Johnny Got His Gun squirreled away that he would be willing to sell to fans to the FBI for treasonous behavior. And only brought it back into print in the 1960s when he was broke and not getting movie work anymore and wanted to capitalize on the book's reputation as the closest thing to a real life "The King In Yellow" among the anti-Vietnam War movement.

Also, the Hollywood Ten was part of big conspiracy plot; they were working with anti-McCarthy/anti-HUAC lawyers who felt "HUAC was unconstitutional" and just needed a lawsuit to point it out and shut it down. Hence the Hollywood Ten making asses out of themselves when they testified and getting sent to jail, so their lawyers could appeal their convictions and kill HUAC. The movie even outright shows that Trumbo had to promise to pay one of the Hollywood Ten's medical bills to get him to participate in the scheme.

Also, Trumbo was a complete true believing fanatic and little Hitler in Hollywood, which was why Hollywood was eager to backstab him and blackball him/make him humiliate himself working as a "front" for other writers. Trumbo and his fellow commies hijacked control over the Writers Guild, who had the major Hollywood studios by the balls in that they could only buy scripts from members of the Guild. Trumbo explicitly banned anyone right of Stalin from being a member of the Guild and purposely squashed ANY film scripts from being made showed that the Soviet Union was a hellish dystopia and that Stalin had a body count kill count on par with Hitler. Combined with the fact that Trumbo was also a MASSIVE bully who basically created the modern day celebrity "struggle session" where anyone who showed the LEAST BIT of free independent thought were unable to get work in Hollywood as a writer until they debased themselves in front of Trumbo and the rest of his cronies in the Guild.

Even the Coens recognized this in "Hail Ceaser"; showing the bad guys in that film as the Hollywood writers and the leader of the group (the young writer with the mustache and buddy holly glasses) being the mirror image of Dalton Trumbo, even if he had a different name for legal reasons.

What was revised?
Among other lies spewed by the 1619 Project

1. America's birth year wasn't 1776, but 1619 because black people are superior to white people and it's "birth" should be when Black people first came to America since "black lives > white, Native American, Hispanic, Asian lives".

2. America was founded to protect slavery because the founding fathers owned slaves

3. EVERY, and I mean EVERY aspect of American society from the police to prisons and ANYTHING black people hate, was founded abecause of slavery and to put down/torment black people.

4. Basically white people and democracy is evil and irrevocably tainted and explicitly stating in text that "The 1619 Project" is phase one of a "Void Century" scheme that black supremacists have been waiting eons for, to allow them to rewrite history/erase history of America's founding so they can canonize the blood libeling of white people and turn America into a black supremacist dictatorship.
 
The idea that Achilles and Patroclus were lovers. You see this shit all over reddit and tumblr and even sometimes in irl and its unbelievably frustrating to see alphabet degnerates try to rewrite history to retroactively justify their fetishes.

In the original text of Illiad, there's not a single mention of achilles and patroclus being lovers. A text so detailed and it was used by Heinrich Schliemann to find the real life location of troy. I see people say in one breath "Ancient greece was alphabet paradise!" and the other say "Homer left their relationship out due to prejudice." Both of these are bullshit, he didn't include it because its not a thing.

But even ignoring that, Achilles fell in love with Deidamia and had Neoptolemus as a son and in some versions was so madly in love that he raped her.

The only reason Achilles wanted to withdraw from the war in the first place is because Agamemnon dishonored him by demanding he hand over his concubine (Briseis) to him. Why the fuck would he even need a concubine if his "lover" was literally in the same tent?

Ontop of that after patroclus died, Achilles coped by falling in love with and marrying a Trojan princess called Polyxena and in some versions died because he shared his heel secret with her which is how the trojans found out about it.

And finally, as per the Argonautica AND Hesiod, Medea and Achilles were married in the Elysian fields and rule toogether over the black sea on the white isle over other dead heroes.

ONTOP of ALL that, Patroclus was older than Achilles and Achilles was a demigod. No matter which way you slice it them being lovers is either hubris against your elders or hubris against the gods.

Achilles isn't gay and he isn't "bi", and while we're at it no, ancient greece isn't a gay paradise. Teachers would have intercrural sex with students a practice which was controvertial even at the time.

Masters would occasionally rape slaves and being penetrated was dishonorable, relationships between adult men were also inconceivable.


If anyone tells you achilles and patroclus were a couple they're full of shit regurgitating tumblr tier (literally) revisionism.
 
The idea that Achilles and Patroclus were lovers. You see this shit all over reddit and tumblr and even sometimes in irl and its unbelievably frustrating to see alphabet degnerates try to rewrite history to retroactively justify their fetishes.

In the original text of Illiad, there's not a single mention of achilles and patroclus being lovers. A text so detailed and it was used by Heinrich Schliemann to find the real life location of troy. I see people say in one breath "Ancient greece was alphabet paradise!" and the other say "Homer left their relationship out due to prejudice." Both of these are bullshit, he didn't include it because its not a thing.

But even ignoring that, Achilles fell in love with Deidamia and had Neoptolemus as a son and in some versions was so madly in love that he raped her.

The only reason Achilles wanted to withdraw from the war in the first place is because Agamemnon dishonored him by demanding he hand over his concubine (Briseis) to him. Why the fuck would he even need a concubine if his "lover" was literally in the same tent?

Ontop of that after patroclus died, Achilles coped by falling in love with and marrying a Trojan princess called Polyxena and in some versions died because he shared his heel secret with her which is how the trojans found out about it.

And finally, as per the Argonautica AND Hesiod, Medea and Achilles were married in the Elysian fields and rule toogether over the black sea on the white isle over other dead heroes.

ONTOP of ALL that, Patroclus was older than Achilles and Achilles was a demigod. No matter which way you slice it them being lovers is either hubris against your elders or hubris against the gods.

Achilles isn't gay and he isn't "bi", and while we're at it no, ancient greece isn't a gay paradise. Teachers would have intercrural sex with students a practice which was controvertial even at the time.

Masters would occasionally rape slaves and being penetrated was dishonorable, relationships between adult men were also inconceivable.


If anyone tells you achilles and patroclus were a couple they're full of shit regurgitating tumblr tier (literally) revisionism.
Do you think that Achilles and Patroclus were real people?
 
Do you think that Achilles and Patroclus were real people?
Irrelevant. The epic cycle is the most culturally and historically significant collection of texts in all of western literature.

Revisionism of the illiad is just as awful (if not worse due to the affomentioned significance) as all other types of historical revisionism.

Gilgamesh isn't real but revising his epic to claim he was a black trans woman all along is equally attrocious.
 
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