Worst Case of Historical Revisionism?

I've never seen this as anything other than a strawman. I'm sure there's tons of rank-and-file who out of just ignorance aren't aware of their history but I've never seen an educated Democrat fail to draw a distinction between 1860s Democrats and modern Democrats, where I do see lots of mainstream Republicans mindlessly worship all Republican party politicans.
Also because its often followed by one of the rallying cries of today's intellectually bankrupt conservatism "Democrats are da REAL RAYCISS". Republicans are so scared of appearing racist that they can do nothing to try and refute accusations of racism or even ask why being a little bit racist is the end of the world. All they can do is punt the race football back to the blue team. Sad!
 
muh Armenian genocide
I don't get how people unironically believe the collapsing Ottoman Empire which was losing on all fronts and had exausted it's manpower could remove 2 gorillion Armenians who dindu nuffin. There were ethnically targeted massacres, of course, but they were done by irregulars, of both sides. I don't get why people are fixated on Armenians, shit we have done in Bulgaria and other Balkanites done to us and eachother is much worse than this. Maybe it's because the Armenian lobby never shuts the fuck about it.

Edit: Also journos and academics here describing the Turkish National Movement as muh bad peepo who genocided gorrilions disgusts me. The press (and academia) really are scum.
 
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muh Armenian genocide
I don't get how people unironically believe the collapsing Ottoman Empire which was losing on all fronts and had exausted it's manpower could remove 2 gorillion Armenians who dindu nuffin. There were ethnically targeted massacres, of course, but they were done by irregulars, of both sides. I don't get why people are fixated on Armenians, shit we have done in Bulgaria and other Balkanites done to us and eachother is much worse than this. Maybe it's because the Armenian lobby never shuts the fuck about it.

Edit: Also journos and academics here describing the Turkish National Movement as muh bad peepo who genocided gorrilions disgusts me. The press (and academia) really are scum.
If we accept that Serbs genocided 7K Muslims at Srebrenica than we will sure as fuck accept that Turks have genocided 2M Armenians.
Shit happens, but it is Turks that came uninvited in the area and chimped out in the Balkans, so obviously we impaled some of you to keep you away.
 
If we accept that Serbs genocided 7K Muslims at Srebrenica than we will sure as fuck accept that Turks have genocided 2M Armenians.
Shit happens, but it is Turks that came uninvited in the area and chimped out in the Balkans, so obviously we impaled some of you to keep you away.
>doesn't disprove my arguments
>proceeds to instead spout nationalist babble when their entire shitty nation was ruled by us for 400 years
like clockwork
 
muh Armenian genocide
I don't get how people unironically believe the collapsing Ottoman Empire which was losing on all fronts and had exausted it's manpower could remove 2 gorillion Armenians who dindu nuffin. There were ethnically targeted massacres, of course, but they were done by irregulars, of both sides. I don't get why people are fixated on Armenians, shit we have done in Bulgaria and other Balkanites done to us and eachother is much worse than this. Maybe it's because the Armenian lobby never shuts the fuck about it.

Edit: Also journos and academics here describing the Turkish National Movement as muh bad peepo who genocided gorrilions disgusts me. The press (and academia) really are scum.
which genocide is real then? are they all just gayops in your eyes? The armenian genocide has never had nearly as much publicity as the holocaust or even earlier soviet stuff. Does every country just have a stupid good photo editing, historical document fabricating, shilling team?
 
muh Armenian genocide
I don't get how people unironically believe the collapsing Ottoman Empire which was losing on all fronts and had exausted it's manpower could remove 2 gorillion Armenians who dindu nuffin. There were ethnically targeted massacres, of course, but they were done by irregulars, of both sides. I don't get why people are fixated on Armenians, shit we have done in Bulgaria and other Balkanites done to us and eachother is much worse than this. Maybe it's because the Armenian lobby never shuts the fuck about it.

Edit: Also journos and academics here describing the Turkish National Movement as muh bad peepo who genocided gorrilions disgusts me. The press (and academia) really are scum.
"It did not happen, but they deserved it."
 
which genocide is real then? are they all just gayops in your eyes? The armenian genocide has never had nearly as much publicity as the holocaust or even earlier soviet stuff. Does every country just have a stupid good photo editing, historical document fabricating, shilling team?
Genocide is the intentional destruction of a people—usually defined as an ethnic, national, racial, or religious group—in whole or in part.
If you read my post, you would know that my main argument was that the Ottoman Empire had already exhausted most of it's resources and thus could not have intentionally killed 2 million people by state apparatus. Most of the killings were done by irregular militias of both sides against militias and civilians because most of the soldiers were busy fighting on other fronts. The army fighting on the Caucasian front couldn't have killed 2 gorrillion people when they had suffered disaster in Sarıkamış.
Armenian diaspora won't shut the fuck about it. And it was good propaganda to carve up the Empire into non-existance in the treaty of Sevre. That's literally the only reason why we still have it on our minds, unlike what we did in Bulgaria or somewhere else, because those nations have an actual identity other than being ((((genocided))))
"It did not happen, but they deserved it."
I wish it were real, not because I want people to die, but because Armenians would finally shut the fuck about it (because they would be actually dead)
 
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muh Holocaust
I don't get how people unironically believe the collapsing Third Reich which was focusing all it's resources on war and had begun losing the war could remove 6 gorillion Jews (and millions more gypsies, faggots, etc) who dindu nuffin. There were ethnically targeted massacres, of course, but they were done by irregulars and local anti-semites. I don't get why people are fixated on Jews, shit done in Russia and other fronts is much worse than this. Maybe it's because the Jewish lobby never shuts the fuck about it.

Edit: Also journos and academics here describing the NSDAP as muh bad peepo who genocided gorrilions disgusts me. The press (and academia) really are scum.
 
all the buildings currently at Teotihuacan are modern reconstructions and are just less than 100 years old and this fact is obscured or excluded from almost every article about the site
Sounds a lot like Hawaiian history. Go over there and they love to talk about how King Kwhatever was an amazing man because he "united"(its truly hard to translate the level of satire used when speaking that to text) the islands and formed the Kingdom of Hawaii.

They completely utterly ignore talking about that event was only made possible because he was the first to purchase enough of the whiteman's firearms and have a huge military advantage over his sharktooth'd club wielding neighbors. Also they completely ignore the insanely barbaric Hawaiian cultural customs that where bedrocks of Hawaiian society prior to the white man showing up with Christianity such as;

slavery
human sacrifice
extreme gender segregation
extreme social castes
extreme laws such as instant death for trying to steal the King's "mana"

etc.
 
Never pull a 4Kids and replace the guns with walkie-talkies.
YOU'LL BE MOCKED FOR IT.
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The conquest of Mexico by the spaniards.

The classic native american treatment of dindu nuffin spiritual aztecs that were massacred in cold blood by the spanish catholic colonizers. When the reality was that the aztecs were so brutal and merciless with their bordering neighbours (tlaxcaltecas never forget) that the instant the opportunity arrived for them to strike back they took it instantly, even if it came from weird, pale and metalic men.
And so the barely few hundreds of spaniards with the help of thousands of angry natives hungry for revenge (and smallpox) destroyed the aztecs, and in return some arrangements were made for the remaining natives to stay around, then comes the whole religious conversion stuff and the independance 200 years later but that's another story.
 
Armenian genocide denial in these circles is funny since it's basically proven by German documents

amusing discussion I had here: https://twitter.com/rickshawhaw/status/1546865681328754688
That’s just a part of the thousand year reich plan; affirm and believe every other genocide so that slowly it normalizes and minimizes the holocaust to the point it becomes a historical footnote.

Hitlers machinations are proceeding as planned.
 
That the Nazi's were technologically advanced.
In some areas, yes. They were fairly advanced with rockets and submarines. The British beat them to radar and machine computing. Fun fact: odds are that faggot never broke Enigma and some Spaniard gave them the codes after the Poles stole a few of them and gave them stolen codes. British Intelligence was fucking useless for most of the war and involved people literally giving them shit.

They lacked mass manufacturing capability and lacked American Banker’s who would bet on them. Same shit in WWI, American Bankers pressured Wilson into the war when their investment almost failed.
 
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