Worst Date you've ever had

[Synthwave]

This one guy turned out to be way older than he said, had three kids and some custody fights with the childrens mother, his house was falling to pieces and he worked without paying taxes. All this came out when we were on the date.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, I cracked some lame joke to interrupt the awkward silence after his revelations and he laughed so hard that a long, stringy yo yo of snot came out of his nose and landed on his beard, hanging now over his mouth. It was just horrible. When the torture was over, he wanted to give a hug. I did but the snot still haunted me. There was no second date.

 

[Ido]

Prom. I didn't even want to go, my mom forced me to go and considering the guy friend I planned to go with had asked someone else (who sat on her ass for a week and turned him down the day before) I was also told to accept the first guy that asked so that I wouldn't be alone while all my friends had dates.

First guy asked me how I'd like to be asked to prom, if I wanted something special or just to be asked, told him to just fucking ask. If I had chosen something special, he pulled out a pokeball from his pocket and said he was going to give it to me with it saying "I choose you!"

Guy friend drove us, talked to friend more than date, ignored date for food, we swung our arms awkwardly as that's as much as I was willing to dance with him, we all left early and went to a different friends house, kicked date in my sleep from across a couch.

To make matters worse I was forced to take those professional pics with him at prom and my mom still carries it around. I regret not going alone.

I also suspect he was a Furry.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I was dating a guy during HS as a rebound. Had really nothing in common but he was really sweet and kind and I had just come out of something abusive.

We started dating shortly before summer break, and while I realized before then I wasn't very into him, I thought it would be unfair to meet up specially over the summer just to break up with him. Especially since he had done nothing wrong. We both had stuff do to so we rarely saw each other in summer.

We went one one final date before school started again. We had literally nothing to say to each other. Not a single thing to talk about. We barely spoke the entire time and it was excruciatingly uncomfortable. I think I might have cried at home because he was really such a genuinely good guy but I had zero feelings for him.

It's not really dramatic or anything. But it was the final nail in the coffin that I would have to break the heart of this guy who had been nothing but sweet to me.

 

[AnOminous]

The only bad date is if she turns out to have a dick or tries to murder you. Anything else is pretty good.