Worst of Stephen King - Worst books or stories

Worst story collections

  • The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

    Votes: 15 10.5%
  • Different Seasons

    Votes: 5 3.5%
  • Everything's Eventual

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Four Past Midnight

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Full Dark, No Stars

    Votes: 10 7.0%
  • Hearts in Atlantis

    Votes: 55 38.5%
  • If It Bleeds

    Votes: 13 9.1%
  • Just After Sunset

    Votes: 3 2.1%
  • Night Shift

    Votes: 10 7.0%
  • Nightmares & Dreamscapes

    Votes: 7 4.9%
  • Skeleton Crew

    Votes: 7 4.9%

  • Total voters
    143
God, could you imagine a literary mastermind like Stephen King actually holding such shallow views, making such ill-informed hot takes, and going out of his way to flip out and piss on people who think differently then him, like a child finding out someone doesn't like their favorite video game?
I wouldn't trust Werner Heisenburg to run a zoo nor would I trust Kierkengaard to repair my roof.

Just because someone is brilliant in one thing does not mean they'll also be brilliant in another category. Sadly, politics is one of those subjects that intelligent people think they have keen insight by default due to being smart. Religion has a similar effect as well.
 
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Lunch at the Gotham Cafe: that's another weird one. It's not his greatest, but I've read it a few times because I was drawn to the utter WTF-ness. It's a pretty decent slice of life, and slice of mentally ill life. I disagree with King's own commentary about the protagonist being psycho as the wife though. He wanted a second crack at his marriage and he was rightly incensed at his wife's nastiness and lack of gratefulness.
That one I liked pretty good, it was chosen to be depicted on the hard cover of the book, which was gorgeous, I still vividly remember spotting it in my local Waldenbooks when it first came out and it really captured your interest.

I don't know who the artist was, but the same artist did the hard covers for Everything's Eventual (which I think was the first), From a Buick 8, Cell and finally Duma Key (which was an instance of the cover being better than the book), sadly that was it, but it's an interesting example of a cultural connection between 2002 and 2008.

These might not be his worse, but his stories from the anthology Night Visions 6 - Sneakers, Dedication, and The Reploids are the first time I realized as a kid that maybe Stephen King didn't hit a home run everytime he went out. What made these particular stories stand out in my mind was that Dan Simmons and George R.R. Martin had stories in the same anthology that were head and shoulders above King stories. They were so much better I actually felt embarrassed for Stephen King.

Other than that, I really hated Insomnia, Rose Madder, Under the Dome, and the last few Dark Tower books. He seems to have gotten some of his mojo back recently. I really enjoyed both 11/22/63 and Revival.
Sneakers is another real meh one, it's something about haunted shoes in a public toilet or a ghost in a toilet stall?

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon destroyed what little interest I had left in King after the Regulators/Desperation duology of suck. His short stories were some of my favorites before that though the many misses stood out for all the wrong reasons. Popsy was just wtf why.

Dedication was hilariously fucked up! Shitty people making good authors, fine, but racist cum gobbling ("it was a compulsion cumpulsion, she said") was one of the most insane things he ever wrote. Honestly, the entire character of Susannah in the Dark Tower was pure cringe too. Nightmares & Dreamscapes was more misses than hits. The bit about Cora flashing a kid in It Grows On You was pretty weird as well.

I did like Insomnia, Firestarter, Night Shift, Skeleton Crew, Needful Things, the first half of The Stand and even the opening of Cell was promising. The Wolves of the Calla was by far my favorite of the Dark Tower books because it made a good stand-alone story even if you weren't bogged down by the lore. And while the getting there was extremely rough, the actual ending of the Dark Tower was IMO King's best and the only way it really could have ended wrt Roland.

His more human, less supernatural shorts always stood out to me more, like Rage, The Last Rung on the Ladder, the Long Walk and the Ledge. Agree though that 1408 as both a short and a movie adaptation were good. The Mist was a good story and decent movie up til the stupid ending. Different Seasons was pretty solid though really, Apt Pupil is a messed up concept and the movie held no interest for me. I stopped reading him entirely after Everything's Eventual.
The Wolves of the Calla was my least favorite one, I just found it a tedious slog, things have progressed too far in the story by book 5 to so slow things down, but it did have some moments and the illustrations were cool at least.

I quite liked the flashbacks that form the bulk of Wizard and Glass. To me, the problem is the rest of it: it all reads like some muddled, washed up, has-been actor desperately ad-libing his lines while being fed a rough draft of that episode's script through an earpiece with poor reception a la Johnny Depp.
I found the flashback in Wizard and Glass tedious as well, I know people really love that one and yeah, it was good, but for me I just found it tedious to stop the story dead cold for a side story, I found the wraparound story more interesting, the characters finding themselves in the world of The Stand? (or at least one like it), whoa! Then King proceeds to do nothing with that concept.

I wouldn't trust Werner Heisenburg to run a zoo nor would I trust Kierkengaard to repair my roof.

Just because someone is brilliant in one thing does not mean they'll also be brilliant in another category. Sadly, politics is one of those subjects that intelligent people think they have keen insight by default due to being smart. Religion has a similar effect as well.
He's always been a basic bitch Democrat when it comes to politics, now he has to kowtow to Woke because that's just something you're expected to do if you don't want to be canceled, it takes no time at all to write a dumb Tweet while on the can, it's not like sitting down to write an actual novel or story.

Which is part of why it's dumb that we let Twitter be Big Brother, we really want everything to be ruled by people's thoughts when taking a shit?

Still, it's weird to be such a fan of someone only to continue being a fan, but realize they're also kind of retarded, oh well...
 
What's funny is how people are afraid to say this scene was not only necessary, it was wrong. They're afraid because Stephen King is popular and they'll be singled out if they put one toe out of line.
He was also flying high as a kite on coke while writing it, which makes it a bit weirder.

If that 8-ball makes you start writing about child orgies then I dunno man.
 
I ‘read’ the dark half which was terrific until about page 300 when he suddenly gives away the bad guy and makes him look weak and all tension is gone. Suddenly the only thing to look forward to is the ‘epic showdown’ between the prot and the antag. I think I managed to read one more chapter after that but I couldn’t force myself to read it anymore. A real shame because it shot righy up there in my favorite books
 
I used to read Stephen King a lot as a kid and I think one of his worst books has got to be Lisey's Story. I don't even remember what it was about (husband dies or something?) other than it being fucking annoying to read because Stephen King thought it would be funny for the protagonist to say "smucking" constantly for 1500 pages instead of "fucking". I think his point was every marriage has its own special words the couple uses but it was really really grating.

I'm trying to come up with what he wrote after getting sober/the accident that has actually been good and I'm not sure. The JFK book he did a while ago was not bad.

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He's always been a basic bitch Democrat when it comes to politics, now he has to kowtow to Woke because that's just something you're expected to do if you don't want to be canceled, it takes no time at all to write a dumb Tweet while on the can, it's not like sitting down to write an actual novel or story.
I know at this point King is an irrelevant old man living in a mansion in Maine but his current wokeness is pretty funny considering all the over the top, shucking and jiving racist caricatures of black people that he loved to write into his stories.
 
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Pet Sematary was the only one of his books that truly scared the shit out of me.
I was 21 and just had my first cheeselet when I read it while staying at my parents. Scared me so damn bad I got in bed with my mom.

Different Seasons was an odd one, Apt Pupil made me wonder what kind of person SK really was after the cat in the oven part.
The Breathing Method had a snippet of another story about a senator that finds something in the woods and can't kill it, and he had it in the trunk of his car. I wanted King to tell more of THAT story.

I've been noticing in more of his books that he's writing more about children being abused, The Institute and a few others are examples of that, and I don't like that direction.

I liked Doctor Sleep, but the movie sucked ass. Carrie, Stand by Me, The Shawshank Redemption, and Kubricks The Shining are the only movies of his that are good.
 
I'd like to nominate that short story about the demonically possessed laundry pressing machine or whatever it was. It was in a four-story collection I found in a bunkroom on a pipe barge I was working on-- the stories were 1408 (pretty good), Children of the Corn (interesting enough), the laundry machine one and something else I don't recall.
 
I'd like to nominate that short story about the demonically possessed laundry pressing machine or whatever it was. It was in a four-story collection I found in a bunkroom on a pipe barge I was working on-- the stories were 1408 (pretty good), Children of the Corn (interesting enough), the laundry machine one and something else I don't recall.

Ah, The Mangler. Just actually found and bought a first edition copy of Night Shift. I'm on Children of the Corn right now, but The Mangler, Trucks, and The Lawnmower Man are all there as well as Jerusalem's Lot, Quitter's Inc., and The Man Who Loved Flowers.
 
Well, obviously that one scene from "It", but I've never read it myself, so it would be unfair. I would put "The Regulators", but then again this shit was so boring and badly written, that I dropped it without trying, so this one doesn't count either.
So my pick is "Rose Madder". On the surface, it could be a great thriller, albeit with forcefully shoved and really out-of-place supernatural part. But what really makes it the worst among King's stories that I've read is that how retardedly feministic it is. No, really, it's edgy and black and white almost like Jeff the Killer creepypasta. All men there are either psychos or cowards and when near the end one of them is honestly trying to help main character and genuinely cares if she is alright, what is her reaction? "Oh, I knew not all men are bastards like my ex-husband", no, it is literally "Eh, MEN". I am not kidding. The idea of this book is that if a woman isn't permanently scared creature beaten into absolute submission, then she is a stuck-up bitch with rage issues, nothing in between. And I really don't get it, because in "Dolores Claiborne" it wasn't like that, it was arguably good drama about hard place of a woman in Bumfuck, Nowhere. The protagonist wasn't full of herself or even feministic to that extent, she was hard-working and stoically accepted her fate. This one is completely opposite and this is why it was so hard for me to finish it. What a garbage.
 
Just finished Children of the Corn. Very good! But...after reading it, I can't figure out why it got a whole movie plus a franchise. It would've been more impactful as a short film (in fact...I think there was, in fact, a short prototype film on Youtube from the late 70s). They never should've made a whole movie. This is also perfect left ALONE as a short story. Leaves the readers more to the imagination and King was pretty good at show, don't tell here.

The Regulators: I have that one too. It...sucks. As always, King does the magical tard trope, this time with muh autism. And all he does is give you the most lurid, grinding visuals of how... unlikeable and repulsive this kid is. But...he wants you to...IDK...root for him? SHADDUP, Rooty.
IDK why his aunt even "loves" him. She never knew him until he murdered his entire family. Kid's absolutely disgusting and has no personality. King tells you she loves her husband, but the guy commits suicide and the aunt is just obsessed with this gross, putrid little retard the entire book. And when she dies, no husband. But she ends up with the gross little tard. Definitely one of the worst books I've read. I won't be picking up his mirror novel of this literary abortion.

Yes, they did make a movie of The Mangler. I haven't seen it. I just bought Night Shift on Thursday (found it at an antiques mall). IDK what I'll choose next from Night Shift, but I really did enjoy Children of the Corn. I rank it up there with 1408.
 
Just finished Children of the Corn. Very good! But...after reading it, I can't figure out why it got a whole movie plus a franchise. It would've been more impactful as a short film (in fact...I think there was, in fact, a short prototype film on Youtube from the late 70s). They never should've made a whole movie. This is also perfect left ALONE as a short story. Leaves the readers more to the imagination and King was pretty good at show, don't tell here.

The Regulators: I have that one too. It...sucks. As always, King does the magical tard trope, this time with muh autism. And all he does is give you the most lurid, grinding visuals of how... unlikeable and repulsive this kid is. But...he wants you to...IDK...root for him? SHADDUP, Rooty.
IDK why his aunt even "loves" him. She never knew him until he murdered his entire family. Kid's absolutely disgusting and has no personality. King tells you she loves her husband, but the guy commits suicide and the aunt is just obsessed with this gross, putrid little retard the entire book. And when she dies, no husband. But she ends up with the gross little tard. Definitely one of the worst books I've read. I won't be picking up his mirror novel of this literary abortion.

Yes, they did make a movie of The Mangler. I haven't seen it. I just bought Night Shift on Thursday (found it at an antiques mall). IDK what I'll choose next from Night Shift, but I really did enjoy Children of the Corn. I rank it up there with 1408.
Grey Matter and Graveyard Shift are pretty good. Jerusalem’s Lot is great if you like Lovecraft inspired stories. The Lawnmower Man is a fever dream of a story I’m sure old Steve wrote while stoned off his ass while not that great is absolutely fun to read and laugh at least once
 
For three books we get all these teasing references to Roland's past and the fall of Gilead, and then we finally get a flashback but it's got nothing to do with that, it's just some stupid love story
Yeah but once you get over the disappointment of it having fuck all to do with the Dark Tower it's one of his best stories. Great characterization of Susan, the aunt, the fat horny mayor, the bad guys, Cuthbert, and Roland himself who's older than most of King's child protagonists plus he's a gunslinger so it makes sense that he'd be a badass already. The romance is solid, the tension between various characters is solid, the action scenes are solid. Rhea of the Coos is legitimately a scary creepy villain.

The ending sucks ass. He shoots his mom because the wizard's magic ball made him do it? Fuck outta here. "Sorry Roland, publisher won't let me write another flashback novel, better dovetail this with the rest of the series, mom's dead, hit the road."
 
Yeah but once you get over the disappointment of it having fuck all to do with the Dark Tower it's one of his best stories. Great characterization of Susan, the aunt, the fat horny mayor, the bad guys, Cuthbert, and Roland himself who's older than most of King's child protagonists plus he's a gunslinger so it makes sense that he'd be a badass already. The romance is solid, the tension between various characters is solid, the action scenes are solid. Rhea of the Coos is legitimately a scary creepy villain.

The ending sucks ass. He shoots his mom because the wizard's magic ball made him do it? Fuck outta here. "Sorry Roland, publisher won't let me write another flashback novel, better dovetail this with the rest of the series, mom's dead, hit the road."
I would have rather they left the whole backstory to the Dark Horse comics or made is a separate book like Wind Through the Keyhole. I wasn't a fan of going from Lud to Blaine to a tonally dissonant flashback and then into the foreshadowing of worse things to come with the Wizard of Oz pastiche.
 
Tommyknockers has this hilarious (well I thought it was) scene where Bobbi's bulldyke sister "masturbated to a grim and joyless climax" in her motel room before going to her place. She then pulls into the driveway, and seconds later, she sees that she pissed her pants at least once and the sun's in the "wrong" position because time was distorted and she'd actually sat in a catatonic state in her car because of the spaceship. :story:
 
Doesn't the book start with a drunk on a couch? I know that's how I start my rereads of King's books... yuck yuck, ayuh.

That's another one with child rape in it. Someone reminisces about his dad greasing up his asshole with lard or something.
I mean as a concept overall it starts strong. Tripping over a tiny exposed piece of metal in the woods, long forgotten and unnoticed, that turns out to be an ancient buried crashed alien spaceship is a super awesome concept. The initial stages where she's excavating it and starting to slowly be changed by the energy coming from it are intriguing. Then eventually it devolves into ridiculous shit like flying killer vending machines and totally goes off the rails it's like wtf am I reading.
 
Pet Sematary was the only one of his books that truly scared the shit out of me.
I was 21 and just had my first cheeselet when I read it while staying at my parents. Scared me so damn bad I got in bed with my mom.

Different Seasons was an odd one, Apt Pupil made me wonder what kind of person SK really was after the cat in the oven part.
The Breathing Method had a snippet of another story about a senator that finds something in the woods and can't kill it, and he had it in the trunk of his car. I wanted King to tell more of THAT story.

I've been noticing in more of his books that he's writing more about children being abused, The Institute and a few others are examples of that, and I don't like that direction.

I liked Doctor Sleep, but the movie sucked ass. Carrie, Stand by Me, The Shawshank Redemption, and Kubricks The Shining are the only movies of his that are good.
You forgot to include Christine, The Mist and The Green Mile.

Just finished Children of the Corn. Very good! But...after reading it, I can't figure out why it got a whole movie plus a franchise. It would've been more impactful as a short film (in fact...I think there was, in fact, a short prototype film on Youtube from the late 70s). They never should've made a whole movie. This is also perfect left ALONE as a short story. Leaves the readers more to the imagination and King was pretty good at show, don't tell here.
Children of The Corn scared the shit out of me as a teenager, Night Shift was one of the first King books I read so I was still not used to just how badly he can get under your skin.

Just a brilliantly simple yet scary little story that works best in print and because of it's brevity.

The Regulators: I have that one too. It...sucks. As always, King does the magical tard trope, this time with muh autism. And all he does is give you the most lurid, grinding visuals of how... unlikeable and repulsive this kid is. But...he wants you to...IDK...root for him? SHADDUP, Rooty.
IDK why his aunt even "loves" him. She never knew him until he murdered his entire family. Kid's absolutely disgusting and has no personality. King tells you she loves her husband, but the guy commits suicide and the aunt is just obsessed with this gross, putrid little retard the entire book. And when she dies, no husband. But she ends up with the gross little tard. Definitely one of the worst books I've read. I won't be picking up his mirror novel of this literary abortion.

Yes, they did make a movie of The Mangler. I haven't seen it. I just bought Night Shift on Thursday (found it at an antiques mall). IDK what I'll choose next from Night Shift, but I really did enjoy Children of the Corn. I rank it up there with 1408.
Well, obviously that one scene from "It", but I've never read it myself, so it would be unfair. I would put "The Regulators", but then again this shit was so boring and badly written, that I dropped it without trying, so this one doesn't count either.
I actually really liked The Regulators, but that's because the artwork on both the hardback and original paperback covers are so cool and perfectly paint the surreal image in your mind the book is going for.

It stands out among King's works for painting a more surreal visual image than he normally does, the whole idea of a neighborhood turning into a twisted version of a child's drawings is simply cool, would have made for a cool movie.

There's also something very mid 90s about it, not the least of which is because the original cover art was by Mark Ryden, who's art was everywhere in the 90s, it could have also made for a cool video game ala 9: The Last Resort which also featured Ryden's art.

As a fan of Mark Ryden it's simply really cool that he did the cover art for two of King's books, I know they say don't judge a book by it's cover but this is an instance where a cover really does set the tone perfectly, which is what a book cover should do, it's not chopped liver.


So my pick is "Rose Madder". On the surface, it could be a great thriller, albeit with forcefully shoved and really out-of-place supernatural part. But what really makes it the worst among King's stories that I've read is that how retardedly feministic it is. No, really, it's edgy and black and white almost like Jeff the Killer creepypasta. All men there are either psychos or cowards and when near the end one of them is honestly trying to help main character and genuinely cares if she is alright, what is her reaction? "Oh, I knew not all men are bastards like my ex-husband", no, it is literally "Eh, MEN". I am not kidding. The idea of this book is that if a woman isn't permanently scared creature beaten into absolute submission, then she is a stuck-up bitch with rage issues, nothing in between. And I really don't get it, because in "Dolores Claiborne" it wasn't like that, it was arguably good drama about hard place of a woman in Bumfuck, Nowhere. The protagonist wasn't full of herself or even feministic to that extent, she was hard-working and stoically accepted her fate. This one is completely opposite and this is why it was so hard for me to finish it. What a garbage.
Disappointed to heat that about Rose Madder because it's one of the books I bought at a used book store years ago but never read.

Kind of weird for King to go on a proto Woke rant about how hard the lives of all women are and how scummy all men are in... 1995?
 
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