Sonichu Worst Sonichu Pages

[snowkitten91]

In the name of GodBear Jesus... Those proportions...

His head is a friggin balloon!

 

[Sexual Stallone]

While not being the worst pages in terms of art (at least by Chris's standards), to me, they are the worst in terms of bringing out one of Chris's worst traits, his sexism. I have difficulty reading them without bursting in A-log types of rants.

 

[snowkitten91]

Eww, now that's a panty shot that nobody wants to see.

 

[Metal Sink]

In the name of GodBear Jesus... Those proportions...

I just noticed he put the inflator in reverse for Sarah's torso. I assume he's going for the "hourglass" look, but that's just hideous.

The funny part is, the alternate function of the inflator tool in GMod is to shrink the size.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

She actually looks like a dude, with the big arms, big chest, and small waist. Chris's subconscious betrayed him

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

I don't understand the question "the worst sonichu pages?"

 

[Bugaboo]

Why do Sonichu and Rosechu own giant lego cars?
Surely they wouldn't be very practical. They's fall apart in the middle of the high way if they hit a bump or whatever.

 

[Rio]

[snip]

While not being the worst pages in terms of art (at least by Chris's standards), to me, they are the worst in terms of bringing out one of Chris's worst traits, his sexism. I have difficulty reading them without bursting in A-log types of rants.

I always love that disclaimer he put there to make it seem less blatantly sexist, but it feels completely disingenuous and only makes it worse, partially because there's no evidence that sonichu cares about anything but her body, and partially because Sonichu just comes across as a sexist redneck. Maybe Rosechu is just in denial.

I imagine if Sonichu had a voice actor, he'd probably sound like a hillbilly or something.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

19 pages and no chu sex? Let's fix that.

Spoiler

(Obv. very NSFW.)

I don't know which kills me more, the cock camera or the sudden changes in Rosechu's body mass. Are those lines in the last panel not supposed to be ribs? Because she looks anorectic.

Also, is Sonichu's black? :?

I don't even know what "Defy your gravity" is supposed to mean. It doesn't make any sense to me. Then again, I say that about a lot of Chris' work.

As for me, I think this image of GodJesus telling Chris that Ivy is his sweetheart is the worst, just because I can't make any sense of who says what and when at all. It's almost infuriating. (I don't know if it's already been posted, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.)

 

[Bridechu]

Wait, does Rosechu have a belly button here? No other Sonichu does. Also, animals that hatch doesn't have navels.

 

[random_pickle]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with the background?

 

[BigBoss]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with the background?

It's like in the movie Inception when the street folds on itself.

Similarly, Sonichu comics are basically Chris's dream world, so it makes sense.

 

[Male]

Why do Sonichu and Rosechu own giant lego cars?
Surely they wouldn't be very practical. They's fall apart in the middle of the high way if they hit a bump or whatever.

Why would they need cars in the first place? They can outrun any existing machine

I love being apperciated and fully understood for my being as well as my bod

For what reason did she have to say this line out loud?
Clearly it wasn't for the sake of showing the reader that this is more than just sexist speil, since Chris felt the need to draw a camel toe shot.

 

[registereduser]

I love being apperciated and fully understood for my being as well as my bod

For what reason did she have to say this line out loud?
Clearly it wasn't for the sake of showing the reader that this is more than just sexist speil, since Chris felt the need to draw a camel toe shot.

I think that's supposed to be a thought bubble, but it's still such a ridiculous line. He's trying to justify the "fanservice" by being all, "she's empowered by embracing her sexual appeal, and plus he totally appreciates her as a person, too." Only, it's completely transparent because Chris sucks.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Yes. And the medallion is staring too. :?

And he's even reaching towards his crotch.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I love being apperciated and fully understood for my being as well as my bod

My take on it is that others see her as being portrayed as fairly shallow (the shopping, the lioness stuff, etc) with the "fanservice" not helping, and some people probably called Chris out on that, so he has to point that out to stop the criticism of "the trolls".

Also, why does the dialog have to be so awkward here? Most people would just say "I love being loved for me and not just my body", or something like that. Not "apperciated and fully understood".

 

[Picklechu]

Also, why does the dialog have to be so awkward here? Most people would just say "I love being loved for me and not just my body", or something like that. Not "apperciated and fully understood".

Because autism.

 

[Kitty Chandler]

Anything explicit. Normally I would be able to say "meh" to it and chalk it up as his creative (albeit poorly done) outlet but I mean what if a small child was exposed to Chris' darker material just because they happen to be a Sonic or Pikachu fan? That's where I can't deal with it. It's all CWC : Cringe Worthy Comic. Or Crappy Web Comic, whichever you prefer.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with the background?

I'm more worried about her mouth. I say this, because I fear she'll be talking to Chris about how she got her scars.

 

[Konstantinos]

I don't know where to begin with this one.
-Evan wearing a helmet made entirely out of lead
-Evan trying to cut a chain that is clearly made out of metal with ordinary scissors
-Chris using the word "fanbase" in a mayoral speech
-That protusion that is apparently Simon's gigantic ass